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The Oscars are missing a big opportunity by not having brand new movie trailers and teasers happening during the broadcast like Super Bowl commercials.

Tao Lin is back? Wow Bluesky is wild!

Busy making magazines! Issue 19 is finally here! www.funicularmagazine.com/shop/issue-19

Does anyone else have the "Instacart let's you choose your bananas" song stuck in their heads?

Since it's Monday, here is a poem about good work (even though some people are off today). You can also hear it on @radio.wpsu.org.web.brid.gy's The Poetry Moment, read and expounded upon here: radio.wpsu.org/2024-10-21/p... Thanks for perhaps reading or listening. @funfunfunicular.bsky.social

Train your whole life to go to the Olympics competing against the best athletes in the world in one of the most beautiful countries and all you end up doing is posting reviews of the cafeteria food.

Being an adult is never having to know who or what Druski is.

I hate that they start the Olympics before the Olympics start.

An "Everybody Hates Chris" style sitcom about Goldberg from the Mighty Ducks at a younger age and how he developed the knuckle puck as a response to being made the goalie just because he was fat. Kenan will play Goldberg's dad and also narrate the show. Coming next winter on Disney+.

You could put 15 cookies into a jar of anything and it'll taste good because it's got 15 cookies in it!

2016 is becoming the year we all realized that 2016 was 10 years ago. Holy we are dumb as fuck.

I own this game on three platforms. I've played well over 1000 hours of this game. I love the look and feel of this game and I have never hated wolves more in my entire life. Long live The Long Dark!

Late to the party but leaving Sinners off your best movies of 2025 list, what are you smoking?

Next up: witnessing // the passing // of a whale - originally published by @funfunfunicular.bsky.social ! Also available in my upcoming chapbook, Aurora Comes Online👾 Read here: www.funicularmagazine.com/read/whalel-... Nominate: sfpoetry.us11.list-manage.com/track/click?...

I regret to inform you that Kevin O'Leary is actually bad in Marty Supreme and the movie is awesome but everyone saying Kevin is good is wrong. Kevin O'Leary can go to hell. Thanks for your time.

Opening for submissions in ten minutes. duotrope.com/duosuma/subm...

Featuring new writing from Sam Aureli, Vic Brooks, Carlee Calver, Harper-Hugo Darling, EC Dorgan, Dagne Forrest, Eva Haas, Tyler Hein, Jeffrey Hermann, Stefanie Kirby, S.A. Leger, Mandir Pattnaik, Trinity Richardson, Annabelle Taghinia, Rogrigo Toscano, Brooke Ward.

My weird little #microfiction has a home on the side of a beer can! Cool stuff! Thanks to Blindman Brewing and @bellyofawhale.bsky.social for curating another round of Session Stories ❤️ If you're in #AB, head to your local beer & wine store to check out the 20 other fantastic poems and stories!

Just found out Harlan Coben is American?

Does anyone else get pissed off when they see the geese just blatantly flying in a direction other than south? Like, you're just adding hours to your journey guys!

Hey remember when we all thought the dress was a different color and remember when we watched that episode of Game of Thrones that was too dark and remember when fake sign language interpreters were a thing?

Hi there.

The internet rumors are true. We open for submissions at midnight local time. Tell your friends! duotrope.com/duosuma/subm...

The mountain dog is Bernese and the python is Burmese.

What's worse? 1. The affair 2. Job title of Chief People Officer 3. Being at a Coldplay concert

She's here. Funicular 17 is ready. www.funicularmagazine.com/shop/funicul...

Drag them back. #oilers

Dog Day Afternoon is 50 years old? Holy shit!

"A woman snips peonies. She rights their heavy heads in a jar on her dining room table." --from "Work/Life" which ran in @funfunfunicular.bsky.social in 2023. Sharing since my peonies are in bloom...

Finally, a pope who probably knows who the Smashing Pumpkins are

Just under 6 hours left to submit work to Funicular. The chances are in your favor, but only if you submit today. duotrope.com/duosuma/subm...

The theme of this year's Met Gala is Spaghetti Bolognese.

Last day to send us your work. Send it today please! duotrope.com/duosuma/subm...

I'm not saying that Fogo de Chão isn't a good Mother's Day present. I'm just saying that I'm not currently within driving distance of a Fogo de Chão.

This person wrote Jair Bolsonaro as a reference on their resume.

Still open for submissions for another week. Didn't win a Pushcart this year? Let's try to get you one for next year!

Which Haim is the best Haim?

Half the reason I still wear a mask in public are because I have so many teeth missing.

Hi, it's me. Submitting work in the middle of the night hoping for a 💀.

We are not HAD. We do not get 1000 submissions in 15 minutes so we're still going to be open for a bit. However, if we do publish your work we send you a human skull in the mail. duotrope.com/duosuma/subm...

Let me know if you're interested in talking about The Last of Us for a few hours today.

We open for submissions for Print Issue 17 and midnight. Tell your friends. duotrope.com/duosuma/subm...

The crazy twist in that one Black Mirror episode was the more overtime that guy worked, the less money he seemed to have.

Which Haim is the best Haim?

There's a little kid on Instagram who reviews fragrances so that's what I'm doing with my afternoon off.

I had the opportunity to try an Uncrustrable the other day and totally missed out.

Here here! More Blueskying! Let's do the thing.

We have so many opinions about AWP and we want to tell you all about our experience but the first thing we have to say is how much cooler it would be if one year they held AWP in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. I think that would be epic.