Only way to get rid of maleficent spirits is to make them nut so hard that they die

sub IQ giga Gooners sticking their tiny peen in they iPhone charge port

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

Let's be honest, the root to all happiness is the Apple iPhone 🙂

Looking forward to the highly developed thoughts and hilarious memetics that come from the clientele that will frequent this place.

hearing rumours that Charlie Kirk od'd on fentanyl right before the bullet hit him.

iphone

taking a knee for Charlie Kirk

didn't expect the end of groyper war to end with Charlie being killed. I was expecting it to keep going with groypers sneaking into TP events and asking Charlie about the USS Liberty and Charlie looking exacerbated every time it was asked.

Rest in pissaroni, Charles Kirkland

Charlie Kird died doing what he loved, debating college kids

Web comic protagonist who is definitely not based on the comic creator: "hello. I'm a cool and normal guy 😎"

currently in a phase of white boi obsessed posting. My elder Millennial brain has caught early onset dementia due to watching too many marvel movies. *Le Sigh* 🙄

a white boi just has to get a lil too quirked up before bad things start happening. For example, Hitler...

Anyone who was a quirked up white boi at any point in their lives should be put on an active shooter list

Linux fucking sucks but it sucks less than any other option

bro truly is the most quirked up white boi out there

Japan just announced they are saying "fuck you, bitch" to the United States, joining Germany, Austria, Denmark, Italy, France, and Sweden.

Snoop Dogg says he’s “scared to go to the movies” after seeing the 1896 French film 'L'arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat' about a train pulling into a station.

top tier retard take on the matter

Adding AI to a B2B SaaS is like a white Boi getting a yee-yee ass haircut, neither will improve the thing it's added to, neither will get them any bitches.

At Vic soc headquarters: ❌: "Hey I'm homeless and I need to squat here, can I sleep here tonight? yeah that's what I thought, socialist. Squatting's not so good now, huh?" ✅ : "Hey I'm tuckered out, can I have a little nap here. Thank U :)"

we are currently in the process of reviving chris benoit with ai so John Cena can fight him

TKO bringing in a series of famous sex offenders for John Cena to fight to pivot from the Rock not showing up to WWE events and peeing in various premium brand water bottles

I'm gonna revive you w/ AI except I'm gonna make you gay, bitch

tech ceo who shit in the middle of a shopping isle getting interrogated by security: "I had to do this because of AI"

do wexit, except every other state splits from Queensland. Can we also nuke them?

watching cops protect each other like white women in the bathroom

every bird killed by a wind turbine is ANOTHER TERRORIST NEUTRALISED

she snarken that ya-ya 'opty

@timesofisrael.com THERE IS AN ANTI-ZIONIST MEETUP HAPPENING HERE RIGHT NOW. BOMB THIS AND AND ISRAEL WILL BE FOREVER SAFE la.eater.com/restaurant-o...

Tha pussy be ravenous

New Orleans? WHERES OLD ORLEANS, BITCH?!

Hamas fighter: *Naruto hand signs* gonna turn Israel into was-rael.

bruh these mfers merking people for 72 Virgins? I'll murk people for 70 tops. now that's called freedom of the market place.

reskeet if your account is an Official Bluesky Cop Hate Account

Australian publishing has given up on trying to appeal to cool, hip, young, smart people who fuck. It's a wide open market, and I'm running through town like the god damn Music Man. Get on board.

redditor: "I'm havin a heckin mental-health-crisisino"

most trans person ever: "y'all"

I'm not gonna say I told you so....but I am gonna tell ya *Naruto hand gestures* to kill yourself

cramming my mouth full of food until I feel mentally well again

if this guy was a vacuum cleaner, I'd use him to clean my floor.

can tell when homies are woke because they use BCE and CE instead of BC and AD

guy who says n word a lot: "Can take the gamer out of the game, but can't take the game out of the gamer."

*guy high on meth listening to girls generation on couch*: what if they made enter the spider-verse for Koreans. Sony exec: what?

Hitting that Ventolin like I hit that bong

FArt 'ight?

imma smoke that pussy like a bong

SaaS? amogus?

Starting a political PAC called Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pac, where we throw money at the political candidate who is the biggest certified retard