I'm sure plenty of Trekkies and Trekkers have already set upon you, @olbermann.bsky.social, but why not one more? Referring to an ailing Trump as "Captain Pike from the Pilot of Star Trek" is treknically incorrect. This is what he looked like in the pilot. He's the one on the left.

I was getting envious of some of the flair that Forza Horizon 5 players were sporting online. I've got the VIP crown, which wasn't an achievement, and I've got a few different badges earned that I can opt from, but there was a shield that some folks had that I couldn't get.

This one took a bit of upgrade tuning to the Reliant and a handful of attempts to achieve. No wonder only .72% of gamers accomplish this. Do you have any idea how hard it is to land an airborne three wheeler launched from sandy dirt hills without ending up turtled or worse?

93 Places to Holiday Without Running Into RFKj.

From a Man in the Streets compilation of 100 years ago. "In my opinion, he's the south end of a northbound horse." Now there's an expression that needs reviving!

Jay Leno, you are lower than whale excrement resting on the ocean floor. Night after night, your unfunny jokes at my cousin's expense helped create the slut-shaming hell that she inhabited for years. And the water cooler replays I endured at work the next day. Get bent, Jay.

Q. How is it that I've never seen The Man in the Glass Booth (1975) until now? A. It was part of the American Film Theatre series, an experiment in marketing films (based on plays) that would not otherwise have been able to get financing...

Bugs Bunny's Looney Christmas Tales 1979 Totally missed it when I was a kid, like so many well placed cartoon jokes. Porky can't quite get the "don we now" verse finished, so Bugs has their resident Southerner, Foghorn Leghorn fill in, but he belts out "our GRAY apparel." TWICE

Police Chase Chopper Commentary Winner of the Day Stu Mundel of @foxla.bsky.social "Oh look, there's Batman behind him," *switches to Michael Keaton whisper voice* "I'm Batman."

20, 20, 24 hours to go I wanna be sedatious

One of the side effects of living with someone working for one of the top companies in the Fortune 500, is that occasionally some topics are off limits for reasons. Ex. Me - Hey, about that CEO and HR head at the Coldplay concert... Her - Yeah, I can't talk about that... 🤔

Thank you, Universe! Signed, Microsoft Paint and (((BeerRabbi)))

Meant to do this earlier in the week. I'm sure many people beat me to first post. Nevertheless...

50/50 chance that I'm in the reflection of the window of Swan Oyster Depot. My neighborhood Walgreens is directly across the street.

Backyard of the Mad Dog in the Fog 20+ years ago; the bartender, a big tattooed Scotsman who took breaks from bartending to tour with @qotsa-official.bsky.social, heard his little brother say "conversate." Pinned against a wall, he told him he'd beat the shit out of him if he ever heard it again.

Great new video from @slopesgameroom.bsky.social about the classic Strike video game series and the origin of the franchise from the days when IBM were plotting to launch a *gasp* PERSONAL Computer. (Editors Note to VO talent; "heresy" isn't pronounced "hearsay.") www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMXu...

Literally heard a professional YouTuber trying to get back to their main point with the phrase, "but I digest." And I...just...died a little bit.

As was the tradition at my best friend’s Fourth of July party during the 90s and early noughties, here I am "walking the plank." www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVAB...

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Did I just spend half a year trying to get an almost 10 year old delisted game working on my modern PC? For a chance to escape to Australia? Worth all the hours of troubleshooting and cleverman work! Now if you'll excuse me, it's Forza Horizon 3 time!

When you name your mobile carrier "Three," headline hilarity ensues when you have major outages.

For the last time, @wxyzdetroit.bsky.social , a Whippet is a cute little doggo, a Whip-It is a brand of Nitrous oxide canister.

Fans of The Streets of San Francisco will remember this building from the episode "Dead Lift," featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Diana Muldaur. www.sfgate.com/local/articl...

Attention Cinema Schlock Connoisseurs - Free on Amazon (Just Past Their) Prime, a wunderschön B Movie with an A Movie Cast. Cannon at their 80s best. Rock Hudson, Donald Pleasance, Robert Mitchum and Ellen Burstyn gets her Golan Globuses out! www.amazon.com/gp/video/det...

Lovely day for football in Lichtenstein! I'm guessing this is their national stadium. It looks big enough to hold the entire population of the country.

Microsoft gets points for consistency. Busy playing catch up with technology in the 90s. Sometimes resorting to stealing other companies tech. Introducing the XBOX portable! Huge news to those of us that have been playing XBOX games on our SteamDecks FOR YEARS. 🤣🤦‍♂️

Everybody was so excited about the camera angle in one photo that made Taylor Swift look like she was pregnant, but I don't hear anyone discussing the fact that King Charles has a flipping talon!

This Battle of the Bond Villains between Elon and Trump is really heating up!

RUFKM? "...to realign with Trump's priority of reestablishing a warrior culture" - DoD "which is interesting seeing as Harvey Milk was a combat veteran, a decorated officer on a Navy rescue ship during the Korean War." - @jimmykimmel.com Hear, Hear!

Hear ye, hear ye This court is now in session His Honor, Judge Pigmeat Markham presidin

13 (unlucky for some) years after the James Bond video game franchise was killed off after the failure that was 007 Legends, 007 video gaming returns! Aaaaaand it's bloody James Bond Jr. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4qY...

Terry Talks Movies, let's not pretend that The Spy Who Loved Me wasn't You Only Live Twice, with submarines substituted for spaceships. Never Say Never Again might've been the only 007 remake legally allowed outside of EON, because Kevin McClory, but TSWLM was a YOLT remake.

It looks like the Russians have copied us once again, and are using floats at their big parades.

To the cardiac muscle and central control center of the nervous system, ignorance is amiable. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jsE...

Was watching the Trump Presser from today. He said that we'd have an answer on Russia in...two weeks. This video is EIGHT years old. Does anyone have a current "Two Weeks" Supercut that is more up to date? youtu.be/1ZLmhF7TgzY

This is Glen Doherty. He died in Benghazi. He is fondly remembered on this Memorial Day, for an epic Thanksgiving at my better half’s annual feast in the Lower Haight. 🍺

That's right, I am now officially rocking a VINTAGE iPhone 7 Plus. 🧐📱

Never far from a beer. George Wendt's first "big" movie role was as "Bartender" in Clint Eastwood's 1980 movie Bronco Billy. He was uncredited in this 15 second role, but you can tell the man had chops. May his memory be a blessing. 🍺

Anybody else notice that, according to his graphic, we will be giving Golden Dome protection to Baja California?! Does someone not know that Baja California isn't in California? Do these people even watch Sports Night at all?!

BREAKING | Trump announces ‘Golden Dome’ space missile defense program

Project R has done it again! Shout out to @t3hd0gg.com for the amazing Recomp project. They've added support for Atari's best arcade racer AND the final arcade installment of The Rush franchise, 2049. It is gorgeous and I can't thank you enough! t3hd0gg.com/project-r/

Sorry, @wmojo.bsky.social, if that is your real name, the IBM PCjr was successfully cloned into the Tandy 1000, one of the most prolific and successful IBM PC compatibles ever produced. The Tandy copied the PCjr's 4 voice Texas Instruments sound and it's 16 color graphics that beat the PC's CGA.

Jake Tapper is a climber that used my cousin to begin his ascent. Everybody knows that (((BeerRabbi))) is the real Tapper and that Jake is a fake.

I know the @rifftrax.com gang and I aren't getting any younger, but it hits differently when the old MST3K boys make two geriatric medication jokes about The Emperor/Palpatine in the course of their Star Wars riffing...and I'm taking both of them. Now kindly get off my lawn.

GOP’s FOP Prop Cop Fop Blows Top at Traffic Stop Gotta love these holier-than-thou LEO types that show up in the Oval Office for the signing of an executive order to 'unleash'" law enforcement agencies and then are immediately caught breaking the law and try

How do you put this vanity plate on a Toyota that isn’t a Highlander? 🗡⚡️

Take my money, and my teeth!

Amazingly, it's a reasonable warning about the pyrotechnic effects in the musical for the flaming DeLorean tires...and not because Marty's Mom tries to do the incest with him.

DIY Network-Attached Storage; One Raspberry Pi One 3-D Printed Case Four 1TB 2.5" Disk Drives Behold, the detachable PiNAS.