POV, SOFIA. In a just world where BroTip took off.

"This man has mastered the art of monetizing socialism, which is the most capitalistic thing to do in the world." - Ethan Klein, 12 Feb 2025 ✊

Yo, @dancantstream.bsky.social FYI.

This big, fat 🍊 L is the funniest thing I've laughed aloud at in a while ... including the fact I can kick my up 🍿. To all my friends at OMB & in OGC's across the land, you know I feel your pain but... OMEGALUL 💀 p.s. Matt, congrats on the acting OMB Director gig! <<ROPE>> 💀 ❤️

❗️🇷🇺Russian figure skating champions Evgenia Shishkova and Vadim Naumov were reportedly aboard PSA Flight 5342 when it crashed into the 🇺🇸Potomac River this evening after colliding with a helicopter.

POV, Kennedy Ctr. ✈️ Wichita to #DCA (60 pass./4 crew) collided midair w/an Army Black Hawk 🚁, both crashing into the #Potomac. 💙 No survivors had been found as of late PM, and police have pulled multiple bodies from the water. Several members of U.S. figure skating were aboard the plane.

How these wound up side by side... ✋💀🤚 Gotta 💙 #xQc and #zackrawrr

Finally, some details trickling in on the #DCA ✈️ #airplane crash w/ an Army Black Hawk helicopter 🚁. It's telling that we still get that gut-punch feeling when airspace over the District gets f*cked. (National airport is a handful or so miles into Va., from Cap Hill.)

Another spot-on #xQc take. 😄

Marianne Williamson just now talking with Tiny got me to harness the love 💙 and get ready to win with love 💙 starting Monday for a Happy MLKDay! #dgg #daliban #dggL

#dgg First 3 hostages freed, sent to the Red Cross, marking the beginning of the ceasefire

- TikTok stops working in US before federal ban Sunday - Trump says 'SAVE TIKTOK!' in Truth Social post - Supreme Court upholds ban, Biden does not intervene - Users explore alternatives, rivals see shares rise

FYI. This was news yesterday in the intel circles. #dgg CIA Analyst Admits to Leaking Israeli Strike Plans on Iran. Faces up to 20 years.

#dgg Congrats Vivek, on your many DOGE accomplishments. Please leave DC for Ohio ASAP. We'll promise to miss you if you leave right away, bye bye 👋

So far, 20 people not attending inauguration on MLK Day, incl. Michelle Obama, Frmr. Speaker Pelosi, Reps. Castro & the House progressive squad #dgg

🚨 Calling all stalkers & abusers 🚨 Harass the lady (likely no longer) in your life with the help of the Texas AG (Yep, Paxton)! Shown here, looking more forced-abortion-y than usual. #dgg #daliban #dggL

Scoop: Another BIG LOSS for WaPo: Phil Rucker, the newspaper's high-profile national editor, has indicated to people that he is exiting the newspaper, sources tell me. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/philip-ruc...

Yikes!!!😬🥴

#dgg What Will Happen on January 19? 1. App stores will remove TikTok 2. U.S.-based servers and CDN's will shut down TikTok's domestic infrastructure. 3. Users seeking to access TikTok through their web browsers may encounter error messages due to server shutdowns and possible DNS deregistration.

Who knew this November 2018 photo would haunt me in 2025.

Does that beard look like it's an easy job? 😆 Danny 🥊 for his term is like asking to be 💧boarded, esp w/tax legislation top of the House agenda. He'll be fine, plus Beth & the kids actually like when he's around lol. #dgg He's just one casualty of the brain drain under 🍊. The sh*t show has begun.

@anythingelseclips.bsky.social #dgg

It certainly doesn't sound like @dancantstream.bsky.social has a boring life 💦 😆 #dggL #daliban (Had to squeeze real fast to make it 59 seconds.)

Obama's Inauguration. Some friends finally convinced me to get off the 🛋️ & schlep up there, landing east of the Capitol reflecting pool. So close, very surreal. In all my photos of that day, everyone is smiling. All 4 million strangers & me grinning like fools. 😅 But I agree, feels so distant now.

#dgg Thoughts 💭? Do you even use TikTok? WaPo: President-elect Donald 🍊 is considering issuing an EO that would suspend enforcement of the TikTok ban-or-sale law for 60 to 90 days, hoping a brief reprieve for the Chinese-owned app will net him an early victory.

#dgg 🧠 Word: Impoundment. OMB Nominee Russell Vought to Senate: I support 🍊 impounding Gov funds. 💀 TL;DR doing a Nixon w/🤑💰, which is why it's now illegal. Buckle up for a 💩sh*tshow! 🍿🤓 The omgkys niche law/pol exper nobody knows/gives a sh*t about (in my case $787B worth) ahaha ffs these people 💀💀

#dgg Takeaway. Sean Duffy, DOT pick, gets warm reception from Senate CSTC, the Cmte over Transportation. Questioned on: oversight of new technologies, autonomous vehicles, China and pedestrian safety. Joining him: wife, Fox News host Rachel Campos-Duffy, 8 of their 9 children & his in-laws.

#dgg Takeaway. Pam Bondi’s confirmation: Judiciary Committee Senators have a lot of concerns about Kash Patel, 🍊's pick for FBI director. It's notable that she has not faced any questions about other people that 47 has in mind for DOJ jobs, including three of his personal attorneys.

Over at Bondi's hearing: Sen. Cory Booker, Senate Judiciary if she commits to continuing the DOJ's work defending the FDA's the abortion pill mifepristone.
 She said she will “look at the policy;" she has “always been pro-life,” she will not let her personal beliefs affect how she carries out law.

STATE nom Sen Marco Rubio held back from repeating Trump’s demand to take back the Panama Canal, but he echoed concerns about the Chinese presence in Panama. Trump falsely accused Panama of allowing the Chinese military to control the canal & complained that U.S. vessels are being overcharged.

Re: Hegseth Confirmation. #dgg Sen. Ernst endorsed after yesterday's hearing (Sen. Kaine 👏), and Thune (incoming Senate Majority Leader) seems keen to keep the confirmations rolling along. I'm at 90:10 he's confirmed. #Daliban Where are you on the (likely) new SECDEF? His chances?

Shoutout to #dgg at the Dutch Gamer Garden & the final interview with #DGGmanagement. :D

A little 🐦 told me that @fromstardust.bsky.social 's new video on Frogan is premiering this Wednesday, January 15. #dgg #dggL

As the three-day stay Judge Cannon awarded herself after the 11th Circuit order is about to expire, a sealed order just appeared on the docket. I'm guessing she must have done something really crazy.

FBI Director Christopher Wray says China’s cyber program has stolen more personal and corporate data from the U.S. than every other nation combined. #dgg #cybersecurity #itsec #natsec

If you want to follow today's special session, as #SCOTUS hears arguments on the #TikTok "ban or sell" (bipartisan) law that would effectively outlaw the app in ~2 weeks. (Note, #dccircuit sided with Biden Admin.) ByteDance to hold presser this afternoon at the Press Club, 15:00 GMT-4:00

It's official! Proceedings formalized 🍊 47's status as the first #POTUS or president-elect who is a #felon. #FeloniousTrump

@derparrot.bsky.social I could finally see your pfp in the other place, and it's pretty funny/cute. Bonk! (Sorry what brought me there was seeing all that traffic with the sh*ttyTostada). :/

🍊 to be formally classified Friday as a felon before he returns to the White House, thanks to a divided SCOTUS. I'll leave the immunity-for-official-acts simmering for another day & take his 👨‍⚖️ formalized status as the 1st former president or president-elect convicted of criminal wrongdoing. ⛓️‍💥 #dgg

Joe Biden: What Americans should remember about Jan. 6 | Washington Post, Op-Ed. Published January 05, 2025.

Did anyone else realize-only after watching-that this wasn't about #dgg? 😄 (Also. Does anyone know if one of the Felix-related accounts on here are actually his?)

@nicholasdeorio.bsky.social Didn't DK 👍nail Viper14📑 in the aids chair? (Yada yada bsky/soy. I'm not emailing nano 🦓 for sh*tpost/one-liners😆) You had an epic 2024, Congrats!🍾Truly. Really proud of some of y'all. 💙🩵 following EK ("redemption") w/you. (Over here, we say welcome to the jewlumni 🤫)🫡✊

@shortfatotaku.bsky.social I should clarify, *perceived enemies* by those who let #dgg live in their heads rent free 😄 #goodbye #memechristmas 🥲

Hey @destiny.gg, I've been working my contacts in the landing teams. I know where 🍊 47's latest talkers are coming from re: his "concept of a plan" to replace the #ACA /Obamacare. #dgg #daliban

A sign that you and your pirate 🏴‍☠️ buddies need to find a new hiding place. #daliban #dgg

#dgg shut up, Shut Up, SHUT UP!

President Jimmy Carter after signing the peace treaty between Egypt and Israel, March 26, 1979, with Sadat & Begin; Then Senator Joe Biden with President Carter in June 1977 and later in June 1987 with First Lady Rosalyn Carter. #dggL #dgg

Whooping cough continues to surge in the United States: Nearly 5x more cases than last year-- the highest levels in a decade. 
Health experts cite as main culprits...... Wanna 🤨 take a guess?