[2024 me is handed a gold envelope from the future] In 2026 you will be on the same side as 🥁 🥁 🥁 THE MINNESOTA NATIONAL GUARD

I am watching what is happening in Minneapolis on Ali Velshi and one of the ICE officers (off camera) literally says, “It’s like Call of Duty. Pretty cool huh?” as they shoot whatever it is they are shooting. Agents walking around, guns unholstered for no reason. This is insanity

When’s the national strike?

Starvation is a tool of war. The Trump regime is withholding SNAP and WIC to break women.

Melt. Down. The. Fucking. Guns.

My review of #TheBear S4: too much clock

I just heard Jon Favreau ask “could the protesters be messaging better?” so if anyone needs me, I’ll be screaming into the nearest available void. #dems #la #screaming

Don’t worry, I’m sure Berliners in ‘33 also had trouble finding things on the shared drive

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People who make that aggressive “Mm!” sound at the end of cooking videos should be arrested.

Midwestern moms are like “so fancy!” (derogatory)

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Mayor Pete should use the slogan “back on track”. America could get behind a Midwestern dad who gets jazzed about trains.

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Clicking that “resident alien” box on the I9 hits different in 2025

I’m just one woman on a mission to teach the Midwest how to sauté an onion.

Adventures in the @equalaccesspublicmedia.org chat

Everybody look at my cat

Each May, I renew the domain registration for Misandry.info Just in case.

FYI after your mum passes and your husband leaves you, you can still call your ex-mother-in-law to help you dig a grave for a pet. Love you, Linda

When Taylor Swift says “I took the miracle move on drug” I take that literally and assume that there’s a pharmaceutical that only billionaires know about that helps you forget fuckboys.

Australia delivers the full Pierre with conservative leader and part-time Voldemort impersonator Peter Dutton losing his own seat. #australia #canada #auselection

It’s extremely satisfying watching Josh Lineman yell at Jonah Ryan, even in Gilead

Meanwhile in the Australian election, people are spreading the rumour that conservative leader Peter Dutton is the long term sex work client known as Peggy Sue.

My 5yo asked if the “bad germ killing kids” is in Wisconsin. Not yet, little one.

My 5yo asks me where the bad germ is and when it’s coming to Wisconsin

The Trump regime is proposing *mandatory* education on fertility tracking. Peter Thiel, the billionaire capital investor who paid for JD Vance’s senate campaign, owns 28, the period tracking app schilled by trad wives & Turning Point influencers. #politics #birthrate

#NorthOfNorth is exceptional.

This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!

This was made in a lab to enrage me: Instead of talking about the #SAVEact or trans @crooked.com’s feminist podcast is discussing luxury purses. Because Molotov cocktails work best carried in Kate Spade.

Today’s mug #fuckterfs #transrights

Once every five years I write a poem. Please be gentle. #poetry #poem #firstdraft #poetrysky

5yo: At daycare the animal for K is Kay K. Kangaroo but at preschool it’s just Kay Kangaroo Me: …yeah I see why they did that

Suspiciously terfy framing from WSJ copy editors here. I support trans women in women only spaces. Why? Because they’re women, you dipshits. #transrights #uk

Sending a screenshot of the school newsletter to your ex husband so he reads the school newsletter that was emailed him until you die

I just had to explain to an Australian the American experience of having your medical debt purchased by a third party.

Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act. Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes? Staffer: a DL and birth certificate. Me: The documents don’t match Staffer: Then a marriage certificate. Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too? Staffer: No Me: See the problem?

Comedy wise, this is on par with All Seasons Total Landscaping. HBO made this brand deal before they saw the script. #TheWhiteLotus #PiperNo

To me, the United States has always had a touch of the ‘cism. How long until 6 year olds direct the Pledge of Allegiance to the Great Leader, not the flag?

Me: here’s some incisive political analysis based on 10 years in grassroots organizing Bluesky: *crickets* Me: look how big my pet bunny is! Bluesky: *all the engagement* (Cheap ass screw top rosè for scale)

Today in the master’s tools renovating the master’s house: Crooked Media has not covered the #SAVEact Not on PSA, What A Day, or Lady PSA (Hysteria). Don’t entrust white men with the resistance. They don’t have enough skin in the game.

I was just telling this to my mate Kyle Bundy

Ben Wikler emailed WisDems members with news of his resignation. It included an itemised list of his achievements and I just don’t think a woman would do that

Mike Johnson on Medicaid: "What we've talked about is returning work requirements ... you return the dignity of work to young men who need to be out working instead of playing video games all day. We have a lot of fraud, waste, and abuse in Medicaid."

Cleo would like to tell you you have an unpaid toll from EZ Pass

Dating men is like Wheel of Fortune but it’s the power & control wheel

The important thing is Cocoa had a great day #rabbitsofbluesky

I am EXTREMELY grateful that women exist and are just so helpful and wonderful and kind.

Ovulating? In this economy?!