Please please please give my boy a special guest reprint

Call me the dentist the way I'm hitting your car with a hammer

Closeted tgirl with a sword Call that Flamberge Egg

Lmao

Mr. Potato Head is a he/him lesbian

Sober @ harbor freight trying really hard not to buy tools i do not need

If you want to feel busted and washed up go walk around Manhattan holy shit

Me 🤝 Rift Bound

Gonna start doing this at kennys

Im gonna keep on barkin at the pink puppy club

Honk

I have got to start aura farming more

First ever draft 3-0 at the mono red cube ft. My boy Gargadon

I haven't worn a bra in a week i am unchained

Sinai you did not have to call me out like this

I love saint louis

Pretty sure someone on a bike slammed their shit into my car so hard it took off multiple trim pieces Hope they're, like, okay!

Spotted my quilt square in the wild :)

Im the freak keeping long john silvers open

I hate missouri

I want to play as Franklin Roosevelt in Fortnite

Shoutout transgenders for being the real 3%

You've heard of Ace Hardware, now get ready for

I would rather eat raw hamburger meat than type another line in Microsoft Excel

trans women are either "used to be a faggot" or "at risk of becoming a puppygirl"

First brew (Temur Seedship) and first locals 3-0! (Not pictured: 2 cavern of souls)

Pretty sure Odysseus made up the whole "Sirens" thing so he would have an excuse to have forty sailors tie him up

When is one of my homies gonna get really into doing stick and poke tats

Discussing your magic the gathering decks on twit/bsky is like linkedin for dolls

Shirt that says My Boobs Are Down Here

I be playing magic with my boobs out

I like lands

Kind Angels Thesis

the devil's beating off her wife

Italian Jar Jar Binks defending himself from accusations of infidelity be like "meesa no have a goomah"

The key to happiness is posting things that absolutely no other human will think is funny

i’m gonna invent the world’s first yogurtcore neovagina

Why does the art/flavor text combo here make me think this is a transition timeline, the strings attached were the suit injects him with estrogen

In lieu of hugs I will be accepting forehead kisses

"You two ladies are taking care of each other after surgery? Wow, that's good friendship"

Went here and everyone knew you

I gotta start saying lezzing out way more often

Oh, Waiter! There aren't nearly enough flies in my soup!!

Why is my commute like this at least twice a week

Cooking up a version of the "im straight so whatever gets my dick hard is a woman" greentext about empathy and personhood

A gold star lesbian is just a lesbian who's 100% completed Super Mario 64

Oh hell yeah Rumplestiltskin didn't clock me Free gold!