🧵 In light of the American submariner being airlifted to Greenland for medical treatment: During WW2, American submarines did not have a doctor on the crew, they had a corpsman (ie, a 1940s equivalent of an EMT). From time to time while out on patrol someone would get appendicitis. 1/X

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Today's sourdough.

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Hank says Kevin Hassett should be bitch-slapped into next for week for being such a Mouth of Sauron piece of shit. www.cnn.com/2026/02/18/e...

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Would you look at that. I still think immigration is good.

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in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

Hey DHS - If you’re scraping Bluesky looking for anti-ICE/CBP accounts, you found one. Get fucked you fascist shitbags

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It's not too late yet, but so far the only challengers to my milquetoast congressional rep Sam Liccardo are a Republican and a No Party Preference. C'mon Democrats there has to be at least one person who isn't excited to brag about their bipartisanship and wants to fight the fascists.

It was bit to warm to cut, but I wanted a slice. Anyway, here’s today’s sourdough.

I don't know why, but there are dozens of robins flitting about in my back yard. Said yard is about a mile from beach on the coast south of San Francisco.

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55% of the time it works every time.

Today’s hot take: becoming a lawyer is easy. My evidence being all the fuckwit lawyers in Trump’s orbit passed the bar and I wouldn’t trust them to remember where they left their keys.

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Once again I am tapping the sign that says “Peter Thiel is a fucking dumbass who got lucky once and thinks that makes him a genius.“

Today’s sourdough loaf. I left the lid on the baker for 40 minutes and got the rack as low as possible. It’s hard to tell from the photos, but the edge of the ear isn’t quite as burnt as usual.

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🧵 #TenMinMerlin Pacifica, CA The Northern Mockingbird might be boosting the count Dark-eyed Junco House Finch Yellow-rumped Warbler Golden-crowned Sparrow Hairy Woodpecker Purple Finch Anna's Hummingbird White-throated Sparrow Common Raven Townsend's Warbler Northern Mockingbird American Crow 1/2

Your irregular reminder that Donald Trump rapes children.

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I think the bsky.app page is saving my settings in a cookie rather than in my profile in their database. I have my browser set to clear cookies when I quit. Every day I set "autoplay videos" to off and the next day when I log back in, it's back to on. This is annoying.

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🧵 #TenMinMerlin Pacifica, CA We are in Hudsonian Whimbrel non-breeding territory. So, maybe? Red-shouldered Hawk Common Raven Blue-gray Gnatcatcher Bewick's Wren Hermit Thrush Eurasian Collared-Dove Orange-crowned Warbler Song Sparrow American Robin California Towhee American Crow 1/2

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

This morning’s sourdough. I have the rack as low as I can get it in my oven, but the top edge of the ear always get a bit too crispy before the internal temp is high enough. I guess even more time with the lid on the baker is in order.

For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker

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Hey, hey Donny J! How many kids did you rape today?

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I may have said this before, Donald Trump rapes children. PS - Abolish ICE and CBP

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• Abolish ICE • Donald Trump rapes children Thank you for your attention to these matters

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Practicing being cool and calm. Look how much I’m not screaming

Today’s sourdough. Fuck ICE. It’s easier to read in the pre-baked photo; the oven spring didn’t do my penmanship any favors.

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🧵 #TenMinMerlin Pacifica, CA • American Robin • California Towhee • Anna's Hummingbird • American Crow • House Finch • Bushtit • House Sparrow • Hutton's Vireo • Dark-eyed Junco • Orange-crowned Warbler • Common Raven 1/2