Unfamiliar with this nursery rhyme

Finally saw Hamnet the way the filmmakers intended: On a plane, watching the phone of the person sitting in front of me without audio or subtitles

Elizabeth Banks

So much going on here that I can’t tell if “fart-shamed” is a spelling error or a real part of…whatever the hell this is

Millenials are generally pretty progressive right up until you ask them to stop supporting the Harry Potter franchise

My not too far fetched tinfoil hat theories on why Sora is shutting down would be that it was a grenade made up of insane operational costs, combined with a slew of copyright lawsuits they’d eventually have to face, mixed in with the pandoras box of child prn being generated by these companies

Happy Friday friends! marmalaise.com

"I want to recreate this cover exactly, except I want to take away all of those distracting colors and dump the image in a mud puddle instead"

Who's the worst cartoon character? I vote Henry, the dad from Dennis the Menace. He's a mask deliberately invented to whitewash the identity of his creator, Hank Ketcham, one of the worst men to ever make comics. It's gonna take a thread.

“A Gory PSA for Couple’s Therapy” collider.com/capture-kill...

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

The satire in Starship Troopers has gone from over the top to restrained in the last couple years

Nobody: Me: A Sliding Doors style re-imagining of Home Alone where the old man with the shovel is 30 seconds late and Harry commits to his threat of biting off Kevin’s fingers

A healthy film industry makes sleazy movies. Weird, borderline kink films are like coal mine canaries- they're offensive, often deeply personal, and a foil to the clean blandness of big budget propaganda. A lack of bizarre "not to everyone's taste" films is an indicator of a sickly studio ecosystem.

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

May a love like this never find us! I’m sending out an SOS because @mikeandserialx.bsky.social made me watch Capture Kill Release and I now I am making it everyone’s problem. Listen to us chat about Jennifer’s bodies wherever you listen to podcasts at. allmylinks.com/anightmareon...

Maybe tripling down on it by parading the Clintons out to lecture potential voters about “not understanding” the complexities of the situation wasn’t the best choice.

Wait, I thought that RFK and Kid Rock video was AI. No way that can be real.

I made @mikeandserialx.bsky.social explain why Capture Kill Release was at the top of their recommendation pile. We also talked about the movie on next week’s episode. Do the homework but take care of yourself because WTF?

I would have to say Robocop, the greatest movie of all time

Prince Andrew arrested. Yoon Suk Yeol sentenced to life in prison. It CAN be done.

“Mr. Octopus is destroying the city!” “Please shoe some respect for the man’s credentials, it’s DOCTOR Octopus.”

Hapoy Friday the 13th to those that celebrate youtu.be/UEgEAQ2J5wI

It's Friday the 13th, which means I'm obligated by the laws of the universe to promote some of the spooky stuff I've made.

That time Scorsese directed a SCTV reunion special only for it to be locked away in a box and shelved

Bring back making celebs run to Japan to do commercials because they’re too embarrassed to do them at home

No Kings includes Draft Kings

When I see an A-list celebrity doing commercials for sports betting apps

Prize Fighter is coming back! Aaaand I totally forgot that Dick Miller was in Prize Fighter! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPBH...

Aside from how terrible this is on so many levels (SO many) Sony continued to overestimate how much people love their characters. Didn’t they learn from their Smash Bros. Characters that Nathan Drake ain’t super Mario?

Baby it’s cold outside www.dreadcentral.com/editorials/4...

The real doc I want to see is the one about MAKING the Melania doc and how they cleaned $40M of bribe money through it

Toronto right now

Can’t wait for us to reach the end of this story

Thanks for the love @fangoria.bsky.social www.fangoria.com/16-underrate...

Wait, are we doing that thing where we’re suddenly pretending that Sinners wasn’t amazing?

Me trying to find a way to trick my 4-year old into taking their antibiotics

“I’m almost done my great sci-fi epic” “That’s great Frank. Can you name a character after me?” “I don’t know, it might not fit the tone…” “C’mon Frank, I’m your best friend! I’m sure it’ll sound find.” “You’re probably right Duncan Idaho, I’m sure nobody will notice.”

Imaginging what "Sleep No More" would be like in VR and now sad that it will NEVER happen

Stranger Return of the Things with all them endings amiright?

AI feeding the world more dangerous lies

Last bit of promo for 2025. If you're going to stay in and read instead of going out to party, may I suggest a little Western-Horror action for you? www.amazon.com/Skinning-Coy...

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Canadians when they hear any of the T’s in “Toronto” being enunciated

Tired: “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” Wired: www.flickeringmyth.com/10-unconvent...

Chris Evans weighs in on the latest Avengers script

The type of article we all need right now www.polygon.com/kindergarten...

TODAY ON FOUND: Capture Kill Release (2016) - A couple plots to murder a random stranger just for the thrill of it, but things turn ugly when one of them decides not to go through with it. North America only.

Coming tomorrow on @watchfoundtv.bsky.social