Proposal:

I took my two year old to see Raffi and this 70 something year old man alone on stage had an entire theatre full of kids completely mesmerized for the whole show. No big screens, no fancy lights, no gimicks - just him. Greatest magic trick I’ve ever seen in my life.

This has been said to death but I'll just say it again: if you're in the creative arts space stop calling your art "content". Call it "work"! Calling your art "work" shows it's the result of time and skill. "Content" makes something sound like it has no purpose other than to take up space.

“Your honor, it’s not my client’s fault that Lucy wanted chips.”

Excited to announce that I’m in final negotiations to helm the $150M reboot of the 1975 short educational film “The Boy Who Liked Deer” 🤞 m.youtube.com/watch?v=NIWq...

❤️ 🔪 collider.com/capture-kill...

Shitty clipart has been replaced with shitty AI and that alone makes it hard to take seriously

This looks like possibly one of the greatest movies ever made www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG1z...

“Trickle down economics” never worked, but now that the mask is off with their desire to replace everyone with A.I. it’s time to really bring down the hammer and close any/all loopholes used to avoid paying these taxes

This is not a drill! Degrassi: School’s Out is available on Tubi! (At least in Canada) link.tubi.tv/11NU7EcFG2b

I will watch pretty much any movie based on “The Most Dangerous Game”. Good, bad and ugly - they are my kryptonite

I didn't know that Leaving Neverland had been pulled from HBO and buried. Here's hoping the Streisand effect does it's thing and those that missed it seek it out www.avclub.com/leaving-neve...

If 4/20 means anything and you need something to watch to celebrate, may I recommend 6 short episodes of the wonderful madness that is Märmalaise www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Ontario had a record low turnout during their last election. For those of you who stayed home instead of voting, part of this is on you.

The best thing you'll watch today www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMOY...

Dryer knocked over an entire Costco sized bottle of laundry detergent and now I have to move

I once again ask those programming movies for 4/20 to stop showing films about stoners and instead book movies that look cool as hell when you're stoned!

The future is now

“You’ve created the perfect videogame! It’s so good, we need you to add something in it that people will hate just to be fair to all other videogames.” “Say no more!”

Watching The Ten Commandments and Charlton Heston’s acting really seems like a Ham Sandwich when paired up against Yul Brynner

Unfamiliar with this nursery rhyme

Finally saw Hamnet the way the filmmakers intended: On a plane, watching the phone of the person sitting in front of me without audio or subtitles

Elizabeth Banks

So much going on here that I can’t tell if “fart-shamed” is a spelling error or a real part of…whatever the hell this is

Millenials are generally pretty progressive right up until you ask them to stop supporting the Harry Potter franchise

My not too far fetched tinfoil hat theories on why Sora is shutting down would be that it was a grenade made up of insane operational costs, combined with a slew of copyright lawsuits they’d eventually have to face, mixed in with the pandoras box of child prn being generated by these companies

Happy Friday friends! marmalaise.com

"I want to recreate this cover exactly, except I want to take away all of those distracting colors and dump the image in a mud puddle instead"

Who's the worst cartoon character? I vote Henry, the dad from Dennis the Menace. He's a mask deliberately invented to whitewash the identity of his creator, Hank Ketcham, one of the worst men to ever make comics. It's gonna take a thread.

“A Gory PSA for Couple’s Therapy” collider.com/capture-kill...

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

The satire in Starship Troopers has gone from over the top to restrained in the last couple years

Nobody: Me: A Sliding Doors style re-imagining of Home Alone where the old man with the shovel is 30 seconds late and Harry commits to his threat of biting off Kevin’s fingers

A healthy film industry makes sleazy movies. Weird, borderline kink films are like coal mine canaries- they're offensive, often deeply personal, and a foil to the clean blandness of big budget propaganda. A lack of bizarre "not to everyone's taste" films is an indicator of a sickly studio ecosystem.

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

May a love like this never find us! I’m sending out an SOS because @mikeandserialx.bsky.social made me watch Capture Kill Release and I now I am making it everyone’s problem. Listen to us chat about Jennifer’s bodies wherever you listen to podcasts at. allmylinks.com/anightmareon...

Maybe tripling down on it by parading the Clintons out to lecture potential voters about “not understanding” the complexities of the situation wasn’t the best choice.

Wait, I thought that RFK and Kid Rock video was AI. No way that can be real.

I made @mikeandserialx.bsky.social explain why Capture Kill Release was at the top of their recommendation pile. We also talked about the movie on next week’s episode. Do the homework but take care of yourself because WTF?

I would have to say Robocop, the greatest movie of all time

Prince Andrew arrested. Yoon Suk Yeol sentenced to life in prison. It CAN be done.

“Mr. Octopus is destroying the city!” “Please shoe some respect for the man’s credentials, it’s DOCTOR Octopus.”

Hapoy Friday the 13th to those that celebrate youtu.be/UEgEAQ2J5wI

It's Friday the 13th, which means I'm obligated by the laws of the universe to promote some of the spooky stuff I've made.

That time Scorsese directed a SCTV reunion special only for it to be locked away in a box and shelved

Bring back making celebs run to Japan to do commercials because they’re too embarrassed to do them at home

No Kings includes Draft Kings

When I see an A-list celebrity doing commercials for sports betting apps