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Every parent after taking their kid home from the playground

Tubi and chill www.dreadcentral.com/editorials/5...

None of us enjoyed S1mone the first time around

My old ass just learning about the Gen-Z stare

Got the email (again)

Bring back docs about the eccentric friends of prolific directors

It’s almost impressive how EA has figured out new and inventive ways to become even MORE evil than before

As if this poor man weren’t exploited enough by his handlers in life

Nobody: Me: Do vegetarians find it ethically acceptable to eat the meat that comes from the sky in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs?

So Mayor Goodway represents the worst parts of all Democrats while Mayor Humdinger represents the worst parts of all Republicans

Poor Kirk is probably pissed that he was left behind AGAIN

Me amongst the dumpster fire that is everything

The Tron: Ares soundtrack may not reach the heights of the Tron: Legacy soundtrack BUT there is at least one track that sounds like it belongs on the Zardoz soundtrack which is A+ in my books

10 Horror Movies Guaranteed to Make You Squirm www.flickeringmyth.com/10-horror-fi...

Get your squirm on www.flickeringmyth.com/10-horror-fi...

The world would probably be a better place if our so-called “leaders” had only read a couple Seuss books as kids

One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.

Spirit Halloween is giving the people what they want! bloody-disgusting.com/the-further/...

Criterion is getting ready to terrify a whole new generation

Where is Mario heading next? m.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq...

The Degrassi creators are claiming it wasn’t their fault that Lucy wanted chips www.cp24.com/news/enterta...

Sprite is the superior soft-drink to 7up but 7up had the superior 16-bit videogame

Yeah… I’m out kotaku.com/new-tron-3-a...

“So what made Bishop go crazy? Money? Drugs?” “No, it was the JUICE” “So…drugs?” “No man, JUICE! It was the JUICE!”

I need more folks to know that Brooke Smith of Silence of the Lambs fame (she's instructed to put the lotion in the basket) was a member of the 1980s New York Hardcore scene and a photographer who documented that scene prolifically. She has a book called Sunday Matinee, which is absolutely stunning.

“I’m not extreme anything” = The cowards stance www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Companies rebranding their annoying chatbots that people have hated since their inception to “AI assistants” and marketing them to customers like it’s a good thing is the perfect summary of the smoke and mirrors around the tech

I like to think the pitch meeting for The Last of Us Part II was someone saying “What if we took the winter segment from the first game that made players feel like shit and made a whole game out of it?”

It looks like the weather this morning is shaping up to be Kris Kristofferson

A few years ago I made a no-budget weird and upsetting thing that really isn’t for anyone…unless that person is YOU. Only one way to find out www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

This one hits hard to a bunch of us Canadian kids of a certain generation. Thank you for making so many Saturday mornings better

No Scrubs vs. Yes Scrubs

Tom Clancy’s Precious: The Novelization based on the novel “Push” by Sapphire

A reminder that Hustle Culture and Striver Culture are two different things. Believing that every available waking moment of your day should be monetized is toxic AF; striving for an achievable dream that could change your life by giving it a few hours of yours a day isn't. You're worth betting on.

“The first movie was a SMASH hit! We’re really going to need an EPIC score for the trailer to pump people up for the next one.” “How about the score from Requiem for a Dream that plays when a junkie robs his elderly mother?” “Damn it Johnson, you’ve done it again you brilliant son-of-a-bitch!”

When you aim to eliminate millions of jobs with your tech and THIS is the moral dilemma you have about the process

Starting a petition to make more unofficial live-action versions of each segment from Heavy Metal

Have some questions for my Uber driver who just pulled up

Considering it’s a Apple product, the UX for Apple TV+ sure does suck

Avengers assemble to defend poor Chris Pratt when the internet once again tells him to STFU for his asinine views

Craziest Criterion pick yet? Possibly. Am I into it? Absolutely!

Weird that 2024 gave us two major movies about architects - One that felt like a movie Coppola would have made in his prime and the other one being Megalopolis

Avoided all trailers/promos for Weapons to go in as blind as possible only to have every website and social media app spoil as much as possible within its first weekend by death of a thousand spoiler cuts

Whenever ads cite “From visionary director so-and-so” on their sophomore feature

Big “Lydia Tàr conducting MONSTER HUNTER” energy.

I legit think/worry that we’re only a few years away from movie theatres offering a “budget ticket” option (ie regular prices) that features mid-movie ad breaks along with a separate option to watch uninterrupted with a “premium ticket”