there are so many women

girlfriend just said “ur like the pope with rats and fire” chat i cant tell if she wants me dead

consumes potato

today the rats learned that everybody hates rats, again, after believing just for once that some could love rats. the rats are no longer accepting any form of communication and would rather rot in hell

the rats are honestly losing it

the rats just bought an excessive amount of caffiene

rats, ive been ratted

i tried so hard and got so far but in end it west michigannnnnnn

@commandtm.bsky.social I AM NOT MEAN NO PLEASE I CANT LOSE WEST MICHIGAN

@commandtm.bsky.social WAIT NO IT WASN'T MEAN

@commandtm.bsky.social no it was a complaint

@commandtm.bsky.social complained about notifications so here I'll give you some!

good morning miku nation....or whatever

Happy pride month from the rats (they are gay)

The rats can buy als co hol now

felt cute, built detroit

Ratpostingmaxxing

We are so back!!!!!

true!!!!!

My steam password is tohhWAAD25! Fuck you @goatgirlgwen.bsky.social

@eljwop.bsky.social @jaitheslime.bsky.social Told Me To Post This On Bluesky

i am not a fucking mouse

The rats dunno wtf is happening

ME TOO

pro-gay✅ anti-sex🚫

The rats are in the north

The rats are so gay

Almost all the liquids that can come out of you are funny. Except blood, which is sad. Unless it comes out of someplace funny, like a clown's eyes.

Jai lost their job to the rats after fighting me I consider this an absolute win!

Sometimes you just have to be nice for a day, take a break from being the worst human on the planet...what am i doing

ITS TRUE

Sucks they never got to collab

They call me the driver the way I drive to Detroit

www.iflscience.com/otters-are-n... Otter slander

silver liked my posts with a large delay meaning she took jais side i cannot believe this i thought we were friends (we are)

can I have cookies im sad

The post that Jai makes about silver cold hair is actually my idea they totally stole it and you should believe me because the rats are on my side

I started playing Minecraft, hunted a friend from work down, punched him once…and promptly fell off a cliff and died. I am no longer playing Minecraft and I am once again angry at the rats

My girlfriend also thinks that I shouldn’t put caffeine in ranch and I think that’s mean I want caffeine in my ranch and I want to DRINK IT I WANT THE RANCH FLAVORED MONSTER OKAY

I said “daddy Elon” to a coworker and my girlfriend heard me and told me to remove myself from this universe and yknow I think that sums up how we feel

The rats seem that revenge of the sith is a very good movie & everyone should go watch the remaster (they changed some things!!!!)

I think the rats got into my water supply

she really does just look like that huh

I want pancakes shaped like rats

DMV w? Not explaining but what the FUCK?

Evening. 🐹

Give a man to stew, he'll gay for a day, teach a man to Gay Son for, he'll stew the for rest of life

I did not get soup But I did get noodles