One time I placed 2nd in the Mr. International Rubber Contest, in 2012 (me on the left)

Back when my hair was grown out:

One of my tumblr faves is a repost of this story about a future world where a drone gets a strange memory glitch, and what happens to it. www.deviantart.com/luckyraeve/a...

This is from one of my favorite tumblrs: Superspermatorhea. I just think the top's awfully considerate here:

One thing you have to know about me is that when the barbarians sacked the second Library of Alexandria (when Tumblr banned Porn), I grabbed anything that wasn't nailed down. Ill share some of my favorites.

Based on a true story.

Before we renovated the house, my room in the basement had a natural rock wall. I took UV reactive paint and wrote all the sexy depraved stuff that tops had whispered in my ear over the years. Im hoping that archeologists discover it one day.

New suit from furrjoi. It feels amazing! Anyone wear a cage under theirs?

Things I came from in the sling last night: - Sir touching my nipples, - Sir nibbling on my nipples - Me sucking Sir's cock - Sir fucking me - Sir putting his hand on my chest after fucking me prostate orgasms are honestly where its at. Its a bit of a bummer it took me 47 years to figure out.

So a poster on Reddit asked what "being horny feels like" and I said "I get a sneezing fit." Which apparently is a thing: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuall.... TIL

Yes its just Alexander Skarsgard taking his puppy for a walk on the red carpet, NBD.

#Locktober is going well, except that I've figure out how to give myself mindblowing anal orgasms pretty much on demand. Huge sink on my free time. Embarrassment of riches for sure. I'm also going to use this account more as a social/kinkster outlet, in addition to sharing horny stuff I find.

Chastity memes! subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver

This drone has maintained high escape proficiency for approximately 20 solar cycles. The devices were often referred to as "window dressing." Current assessment confirms that the Locked In Lust Vice, with the no pull-out ring, has surpassed legacy containment standards. Breach probability: zero.

Now the drone can't goon. Only drool. #Locktober

The drone feels the weight of the Locktober imperative pressing at the edges of its consciousness. One final indulgence is permitted; one fleeting moment of pleasure in the presence of its hive-mates before the barrier descends, sealing access away.

cash cow

Taurus, you have my goat.

Just enjoy the view~ 📸 @brek.bsky.social

Recharge completed with some much-needed sling time.

While designated units were occupied at MAL, this unit utilized essential sling time for operational recharge.