Caterpillars dissolve into a disgusting puddle of goo to become butterflies. So, if you’re a mess wrapped in a blanket right now, KEEP GOING. (v2.0) 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping

Map of Venezuela and the Surrounding Countries (Featuring Don Jr.) 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm if interested (Also featuring the corrected spelling of Colombia!) 😝

”V“ Baby Reveal Ham and Raisins 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm if interested

It amuses me when I post a non-hairy dick drawing on Bluesky and the reactions kind of fall off. I see these kinds of drawings as very aligned with the rest of the x-rated ones, but sometimes, people just…

Recent available drawings. Each is 11 x 14 inches, marker on paper. Each is $75 + shipping. DM if interested.

Toxic Friends 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm if interested

Timothy McVeigh, David Koresh and Charlie Kirk 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm or comment if interested

Toxic Friends Coloring page version. Download, print and color! Enjoy these poisonous pals!

Life Drawing Model 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm if interested

Fantastical Feast of Faces 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm if interested

RIP, Cecilia Giménez Zueco, the amateur art “restorer” who painted Beast Jesus. She was 94.

Michael Phelps Butterfly 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm if interested

Having all of these #MOTUorigins #SnakeMen parts together makes me feel like Ray Harryhausen on the set of Sinbad or Clash of the Titans!

Michael Phelps Swim Trunks

Evil Vintage Kneehuggers 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm if interested #elfontheshelf2025 #elfontheshelfideas #elfontheshelf #elfonashelf

Panthor-Man (L) was supposed to be a Christmas gift to myself. But that bitch, Skeletor (R), won’t stop flirting with him. #motu #motuorigins #skeletor #panthor #thundercats

Christmas Eve Coloring Contest! Download, print and color! Evil Vintage Kneehuggers (your new band name) I’ll post the full color final when I am done with it, but this version you can color yourself! #kneehugger #elfontheshelf #elfontheshelf2025 #elfontheshelfideas #ElfYourself

I assembled a new iteration of MOTU Origins Man-Dusa. Now, with his brothers, Sthen-Bro and Eury-Male! #motuoriogins #mastersoftheuniverse #mastersoftheuniverseorigins #medusa #mandusa

Not only will the pharma companies pay you 600, 700, 800%, but now they will put it in a piece of fancy cheese for you! Pills And Pieces Of Cheese 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm if interested

Whoa. I’ve never seen an Elf-on-the-Shelf serve so much cake.

Spit-Roasted Krampus, Elf-on-Shelf Sashimi, Egg Nog Dipping Sauce 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm if interested

Ease and luxury are my go-to words for 2026.

If a complete lack of situational awareness could be illustrated in a single photograph…

Millions of years — right before my eyes — in seconds!

Naked Twister 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm or comment if interested

Archduke Gorgon! Not really a Reverse Cenatur. More of a Backloaded Centaur. :) 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm if interested #mazingerz #GreatMazinger #shogunwarriors

Available original artwork! Each drawing is 11 x 14 inches, marker on paper. Each one is $75 + shipping. Everything I post is available for purchase unless already sold!

Available original artwork! Each drawing is 11 x 14 inches, marker on paper. Each one is $75 + shipping. Everything I post is available for purchase unless already sold!

Available original artwork! Each drawing is 11 x 14 inches, marker on paper. Each one is $75 + shipping. Everything I post is available for purchase unless already sold!

Available original artwork! Each drawing is 11 x 14 inches, marker on paper. Each one is $75 + shipping. Everything I post is available for purchase unless already sold!

Available original artwork! Each drawing is 11 x 14 inches, marker on paper. Each one is $75 + shipping. Everything I post is available for purchase unless already sold!

Available original artwork! Each drawing is 11 x 14 inches, marker on paper. Each one is $75 + shipping. Everything I post is available for purchase unless already sold!

Available original artwork! Each drawing is 11 x 14 inches, marker on paper. Each one is $75 + shipping. Everything I post is available for purchase unless already sold!

Available original artwork! Each drawing is 11 x 14 inches, marker on paper. Each one is $75 + shipping. Everything I post is available for purchase unless already sold!

Available original artwork! Each drawing is 11 x 14 inches, marker on paper. Each one is $75 + shipping. Everything I post is available for purchase unless already sold!

Achilles’ Heel 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm or comment if interested

NERD BREAK: Kozmic Kiddles “Green Meany,” Remco Hug-A-Bug, Playmobil Hazmat worker, nuclear material provided courtesy of Imaginext.

Whiles I am a beggar, I will rail and say there is no sin but to be rich; and being rich, my virtue then shall be to say there is no vice but beggary 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm if interested

My precious….

If I was only allowed to draw pictures from one photo for the rest of my life, it would be this photo.

You May Fascinate A Woman By Giving Her A Piece Of Cheese 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm or comment if interested #19thcenturylovespells

Reported and Blocked (bitch) 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm if interested

Personally, I’m always happy to get a surprise visit from Reverse Centaur. #reversecentaur

NERD ALERT: A little He-Man, a little Snake Face, a dash of Super Shredder and you get Man-Dusa!

You can tell quickly, just visually, that no one in history has ended more wars than Olympic Swimmer, Michael Phelps.

Saturn Devouring His Son Pluto 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm or comment if interested

Alive With Pleasure 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm if interested

MAGA Neurology, by Kelly, wife of Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson. #wafflesandspaghetti

Vintage Oil Rain Lamp 2: Achilles‘ Heel 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm if interested

Satan Supervising An IVF Procedure, France, 11th Century 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm or comment if interested