My theory is RFK's brain worm is driving the body like some kind of flesh mecha and is arranging for lots of food for his wormy brethren.

It would not surprise me one bit if Trump's paracetamol bollocks comes directly from his fanatical 'christian' advisers telling 'curse of eve!' in his lug'ole.

It's my belief that had a certain light aircraft gained an extra thousand feet before crashing, the last fifteen years of British politics would have been quite different.

Television listings should be forced to carry a special symbol after the programme name for movie remakes, so you can be very clear that the film that's on some random channel isn't the film you're thinking of but a crappy remake that you didn't even know existed.

So how about some GOOD news for a change? www.theguardian.com/environment/...

"Beats the PG Tips my grandpa used to drink" said a chimp. www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

So when does Charlie find out he's been demoted to governor of the 51st State?

USGov today showing again what great defenders of free speech they are, so long as it's their speech.

"Why do some gamers invert their controls? Scientists now have answers, but they’re not what you think" I always thought the answer was 'because they're strange' but I do like how this article uses a really ancient Microsoft Flight Simulator screenshot. www.theguardian.com/games/2025/s...

BREAKING NEWS: Reform to change their name to The BideAWee Home For Old Tories.

"Free Speech!", he cries, "But only MY speech!" www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Holy crap, Starmer is sure terrible at picking people for his team.

Shut the fuck up about flags and start clamping down on the fascists! I see people with St. George flags and I'm going to assume they're fascists unless proven otherwise. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

For fuck's sake. Kyle should be sacked and have the whip withdrawn. Fascists have had ten years of being told tomorrow belongs to them with support from both Tory and Labour. They think they're winning and they need to be proved wrong. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

Got results today from the blood tests I had last Thursday on my annual checkup. Everything in the green apart from red blood cells, haemoglobin and haematocrit which are borderline low (but slightly better than last year). Back in the day it used to take weeks to get results!

Don't see a lot of people shelling out on the plastic (or even the cardboard) device to put their switch into to play a handful of games in red on black. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aXT...

I realise the EU might not want the UK back if the next government would tear it all down again, but THIS is just defeatism! '“We’ve pledged not to rejoin the single market or the customs union or go back to freedom of movement and that remains,” he said.' www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Kudos to The Guardian for being maybe the only UK paper to stand up and say "Look, don't sanctify that guy, he was a vile person". www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

"Pay no attention to those overworked people behind the curtain" said the Ozard of Google. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Oh right, so because the Times has found some people who don't believe in climate change this means the scientists are wrong and we can carry on burning fossil fuels like there's no tomorrow... Who are you going to believe, climate scientists or random Times readers?

Truly horrifying and a glimpse of what life under a Farage government would look like. The current government should be treating these far-right groups as terrorists, not appeasing them. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Fingers crossed there's something here that can result in Johnson doing the prison time which he so richly deserves. It was always all about him. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Always worth a repost. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptfm...

'Mahmood, conscious of Farage’s popularity with voters, is likely to want to reform the European convention on human rights (ECHR), with a source telling the paper that the former justice secretary would “start with the unthinkable and work backwards”.' Oh FFS! www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

This kind of poundshop RFKjr bullshit represents a clear and present danger to the health of the nation. This is what Reform is all about. They want death. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

l look forward to all the newspaper front pages calling for this tax dodger to step down. www.theguardian.com/politics/202... Only including the link, not the thumbnail, because nobody needs to see that batrachian visage this early in the morning, or at all.

Daily Mail just days away from calling for a right-wing coup, it seems. What next, "Hurrah for the Turquoise Shirts"?

All it requires is for the audience to suspend its queasiness about someone so obviously unwell and damaged being used in this way. Much like a Victorian freak show. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

They seek him here, They seek him there, They seek old Nigel everywhere. Is he in Parliament or Clacton-on-sea? He's sucking up to Donald T.

Ugh, spotted first example of local flagwankery, a union flag tied at half mast on a nearby lamp post, presumably left to rot or until it falls off onto the windscreen of a vehicle or the head of a cyclist and causes a major road accident.

Still chuckle when I hear the name "Randy Vanwarmer"

Chaos at Donington!

Funny, I thought Farage was opposed to foreigners having any say over British laws.

Seems to be an outbreak of wishful thinking going on this morning.

They're going to have problems with a race from Penistone to Scunthorpe, aren't they. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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"Many cities around the world are bringing in targeted measures to discourage SUV ownership and use, and early reports from Paris indicate that these measures can be successful." Cue the usual suspects enraged by the UK doing anything that France has done. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Fools and their money, etc. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Daily Heil having another 'Hurrah for the Blackshirts' moment it seems.

Owner of a party whose MPs can be counted on the fingers of one hand promises to eradicate Human Rights in the UK should he become PM. Guess it's only a matter of time before the current PM starts promising the same.

Does a toaster feel neglect if you don't make toast very often? Does a roomba suffer if it gets stuck under the sofa? Is Autocorrect a prude when it changes what you wrote to the word 'duck'? www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Most of the British media working hard to turn a deeply unpleasant ignorant bigot into a celebrity this morning.

So stop putting it in bloody everything then! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Why the hell would anyone want Tice in this? All he'd do is disrupt proceedings and try to prevent anything useful happening and take UK as far from EU as possible. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I would expect if you really had a hard-on for the flag then you would at least put one up PROPERLY, not cable-tie cheap plastic ones AT HALF MAST to lamp posts causing a danger to road users. No doubt these are put up by emboldened idiot far right tossers. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

The UK is using Brexit to weaken crucial environmental protections and is falling behind the EU despite Labour’s manifesto pledge not to dilute standards. Experts have said ministers are choosing to use Brexit to “actively go backwards” in some cases www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Spent far too long thinking "Where the hell does this new installation of Mopidy keep its log files". I mean, what the hell was wrong with /var/log/mopidy/mopidy.log, right? Simple. But now, you're supposed to use journalctl now, which seems more complicated than it has to be. Dang systemd!

UK firmly told it's not the boss of the internet. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...