This is what keeps me from going jamon lechon at work.

Chicago’s immigrants are being targeted by ICE. Here’s what you can do to help: https://buff.ly/4jFIgan

Breaking News: A federal judge has temporarily blocked the Trump administration’s effort to freeze as much as $3 trillion in federal grants and loans.

BREAKING: Illinois unable to access Medicaid systems hours before President Trump’s freeze on grants was supposed to take effect

BITCH ITS STILL JANUARY

ART DROPPING AT 7AM

Current mental health status: Oh sweet meteor, cleanse us.

So many bugs now. 🤣🤣

An attempt to change Chicago’s sanctuary city rules so cops can work with ICE failed. https://buff.ly/40y1eIo

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@raineyovalle.bsky.social made it into my heavy rotation playlist. Entonces is a freaking BANGER Rainey!

Things have changed.

"Can you perform under pressure?" No, but I can sing shake it off

I’m broke for the rest of the year but I have tickets to Kendrick and SZA. I’m good. I’m super good. 🎶🎶🎶🎶

Malört is, in one word, unforgiving. It tastes a little like sucking dandelion juice through a straw made of car tires. It is also... kind of good. The divisive yet beloved liquor, once available only in Chicago, has gained devotees nationally. nyti.ms/4eOGy2u

No lies detected. 🤣

PLAN B IS STILL AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. STOCK UP FOR YOUR DAUGHTERS AND SISTERS. It has a four year shelflife.

How many screams can the abyss handle the next four years?!

His music is actually very good 🎶🎶🎶

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

NASA’s new rendering of the Christmas Tree Nebula

same girl, same

BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.