Have reached the point that I root for baseball players because I can remember their dads playing as a kid.

Heck yeah! findhelp.org

If anyone is going hungry because SNAP benefits have been “delayed”, this site lists restaurants that will give a meal if you need one mysnapmap.com

Twitter continues to be a cesspool of echoes.

“Enjoy every sandwich.”

Tag your consulting buddies.

It took me an hour to drive nine miles this morning. Ask me anything.

Wanna kill a British person? Send this to them.

Our friend is at an education conference in Chicago. The school went into lockdown because folks were outside. Can we just go back to the way things were?

New Hampshire is really embracing that “or die” part of their motto.

There’s a guy walking a giant rabbit on a leash with a stroller with another bunny in it

@haillemmy.bsky.social this absolutely slaps

Folks celebrating July 4th but complaining about October 18th without realizing that the Fourth is the OG No Kings day.

“Fox News turned our parents generation into what they thought video games would turn us into.”

“Siri, give me the Cliff Notes version of Christopher Columbus.”

Harrison Butker kicked the ball so far left that it missed the safety netting. If he keeps kicking like this, he’s gonna find himself without a job.

Not to brag but Jane Goodall did not say that she’d launch me into space.

If the government is shut down, does that mean ICE is no longer deporting people?

They used to have adult strollers. THEY USED TO HAVE ADULT STROLLERS

Bots are now tagging people’s posts on Threads with “this person is a suspected member of a terrorist group known as Antifa. Please report any comments they make.”

If autism has existed since the beginning of time, and paracetamol has existed since the 1850s- does this mean that the ancients made it first and the knowledge was lost until modern times? Think about it sheeple.

I’m sorry- but wearing a tuxedo with a belt?!

Had a dream that Palantir’s AI escaped and couldn’t be tracked down if you want to know how I’m doing.

If you scream about gun violence because it affects your side but don’t condemn it when it happens to the other side, you may be the problem.

My total was $68.92. I rounded up to an even $69. The robot checker at self checkout didn’t say “nice”. 0/10

We have reached the level of “look the magazine isn’t even inserted” while forgetting there’s a round chambered level.

I’d like to buy this guy a beer.

A Boston teacher (and friend) posted their amazon wishlist for classroom items. Please help her if you can www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

If you need me today, I’m the guy screaming inside of his head.

Gloria Gaynor has been outed as a right wing/MAGA donor. Does this mean her song will not survive?

Might throw up an out of office message and forget to take it off. Idk.

My new favorite baseball statistic is that Prince Fielder (2) has more inside the park home runs than Ricky Henderson (1).

I really hope that this is a bot and this person isn’t really this stupid.

In signs of my middle age: I bought a baseball cap from the dry cleaners with their logo on it this morning.

My uncle texted and said he’d be at the house in a few hours. Steak. Corn. Asparagus. Mash. Beers. Put together a couple projects that would have taken me extra hours. The weekend was great.

“Dear diary, Another foot patrol today. I’m getting sad because nobody will throw a sammich at me. I love sammiches. They’re so yummy.”

Just saw a video where saying “ma-AH” is cat for come here and the cats ran to the person making the call. So @pmskinner.bsky.social, will you try this for science?

Playing Lou Reed over the external sound system loud enough to disturb the neighbors.

That officer really missed his chance to flex his alpha male skills and picked up the sandwich and take a giant bite out of it.

This is a great post.

Anyone else remember when President Biden boarded a train to travel nine and a half hours to meet with Ukrainian leadership in an active war zone and refused to negotiate with Putin?

Some days you just need to lay outside and watch a meteor shower with a couple beers.

Stephen Miller’s wife revealed that “the only thing he eats is mayonnaise” during a conversation on condiments with JD Vance. Explains a lot.

Hol up. So the document that they say is the reason for the investigation into Obama/Clinton was already used by Bill Burr and was deemed “yeah, Russia probably did something” and Ka$h wrote a children’s book about it and it being real? Coooool.

Softer than a newborn’s meconium poops okmagazine.com/p/fox-news-j...

This is why we can’t have good things

Alec Luhn is an old friend. I know some ppl in Norway read me. Please share. The search for him is ongoing: www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...

I will drink a beer if you can tell me who penned this tweet. @battledrill16.bsky.social is not allowed to answer.

Be strong enough to be gentle. Peter Cullen turned 84 this week. If you are of a certain age, his voice was part of your childhood.