@haillemmy.bsky.social I feel like you’re somehow behind this

The Trump Flotilla could open the Strait of Hormuz.

MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD The new Netflix series titled The Dinosaurs has them all dying at the end.

LULZ

My favorite rock is yacht.

Someone should have given Claude information on the 1970s specifically related to gas prices and a middle eastern country. Wait, is this the doomed to repeat it part?

Can someone explain like I’m five how the Treaty of Amity (1955) could apply to the current situation in Iran?

Think that the fight in the Middle East is silly? Think that we should destroy more mines? sweepthestrait.com

Next thing we know, Ellis is going to be a diplomat and negotiate our way out of *this*

I’ve never seen a more perfect ratio.

Just passed a guy in a Barbour opining about geopolitics since George Bush. I didn’t have it in me to ask which one.

LULZ. I hope a rapidly disassembled Shahed falls on his head.

Imagine saying “I bet my life on it” and being wrong. Yeeeeeesh

All the people on Threads make me want to hit them just like this.

Hellenic ships sail for Crete to protect it from Persian attacks. 450 BC or 2026?

This one goes out to @uticaeric.bsky.social

What the ever living hell is going on over at twitter?!?!

You nerds finally did it.

What a time to be alive. It’s like Rome is burning down around us and all we can do is sh*tpost and send memes.

Sudafed plus a foot long cheesesteak is one hell of a combo for a nap.

The real reason I’m never going to fall for a phishing email is because I don’t remember my log in

I’ve decided that I’m going to replace ChatGPT. You ask me a question, I drink a gallon of water, and then I give you a wrong answer.

Remember to save this one for next year.

Community means showing up for each other.

The problem with having your rights abused is that someone needs to be there to witness it and raise a stink. Because if not, they won’t tell on themselves.

Liberals get: guns, beer, football. Republicans get: electric cars, unprocessed food, Nicki Minaj

Oh look guys! ICE used jumper cables to help a guy with car trouble. I’m just shocked they didn’t hook him up to the battery after.

Fondue is just hot pot for white people.

Donny would have given the ring to Sauron.

Kids these days never read Hatchet and it shows by all the posts about “exploding trees”.

Whole Foods with HOTTOGO in my headphones is a vibe

I’ve already walked 130 miles this year.

It feels like it’s already been five years of 2026.

Might post, “you all went from ‘I need guns to protect me from a tyrannical government’ to bending over and taking it in the rear from a tyrannical government” on Twitter.

When you tell a CEO’s PSD that they need to lighten up and not look so f*cking obvious.

I want to meet someone named Kermit just so I can say, “like the frog?”

Aldrich Ames died. Like I needed an excuse to drink tonight.

That “thank goodness 2025 is over” feeling lasted forty eight hours.

There’s some “attorneys” that would get their clients sent to death row for a parking ticket.

TIL that “that’s what she said” doesn’t translate well to people from Kenya.

Does he still get the FIFA peace prize if we go to war?

Idk @nytimes.com, is it a good idea to have inexperienced and unqualified diplomats?

Does anyone know where Tim Kennedy is?

Remember folks, any car can become an all terrain vehicle as long as it’s not yours.

@alexzfinley.bsky.social I’m sure this is fine.

Big if true.

In the first round, Pompeo was using State Department employees as “Uber Eats with guns” and now we have Patel using FBI agents as Uber drivers. Everything is flat.

Waiting for the administration to tell me it’s cool to make toast in my bathtub.

I did not have Rep Tim Burchett from Tennessee growing a backbone and speaking out on my bingo card.

This is the real Odyssey