tigers

tigers

tigers

Waitstaff being a huge ally as I’m like “hello I have a $100 credit to spend how do we do this?” X3

Writing a script and my beat board is starting to look more like a conspiracy theorist pinboard

If a cat presents their belly. is it an invitation or a trap? #tiger @flyingspacetiger.bsky.social

Thunderstorm in Chicago on Dec 28. Wildddd

The Kiki / Bouba Taxonomical Classification of the Universe? Wrong. Everything is either a Diner, A Drive-in, or a Dive.

lets be gay and commit crimes together 📷 @captainchaotika.bsky.social 🧵 @kigurumikagetsu.bsky.social #FursuitFriday

Tigers are not evil no one has ever proven this

I received TWO copies of infinite jest for Christmas, the surest indication that I have been a bad, bad tiger and deserve punishment (I asked for this book and have already started reading it) ((I am underlining every word I don’t know and regifting that copy for another to do the same))

Never forget - 2024

Brewster’s Millions except it’s you trying to hit the spend on a new credit card to get the sign up bonus and it’s a little more than you thought 😳

Okay goodbye Florida it is time to be cold again

Orlando to meet the in laws ✈️

I just thought maybe you might like to know about boanthropy, a word I learned about from a musical about spelling

I miss Lina Khan!! Bring her baaack.

btw Seattle Tiger Dec 30 - Jan 4 👀

I had to swing by a specialty spice store after work for a gift and: I could spend hundreds of dollars here

Only 5 more days of it getting dark sooner :)

Is it being homophobic if my brother’s girlfriend asked me to get her a hobby lobby gift card for Christmas

Bread! At the brunch D&D :]

Do you have a hot tub? You should invite me over :)

I’m meant to exist in tiny slutty shorts and giant oversized tops

Imagine getting swept by like 16 French guys who’ve never made a game before. Industry in tatters. Incredible.

If a game comes out over year from now, literally don’t tell me it even exists

Yooooooooo!!! @blueroo.bsky.social designed me up a couple adorable dogs for tattoo designs and I got em done today!! Look at these precious goobers!! Thank you so much for the designs, dude!!!

Where are the hallmark cards for you to celebrate someone with whom you have a parasocial relationship?

Update:

Woah, what are the odds!! Ft. @mango-smoojii.bsky.social, lucky cat!!

Are we post-shame about having phones out at movie theaters bc I don’t go often but every time I do people are on their phones and I’m so,,, hate

Making the entire lobby at the furcon Awoo: hack, annoying, reductive, exclusive to non canines Yelling “A proposal!!” Anytime there’s an expression of PDA in the lobby, and starting a round of applause: hilarious, inspired, a new frontier in comedy, innovative

My workplace has an annual bake-off and I was urged to participate so I made bread which I realize is an off beat entrant against mostly sweets but I have gotten a lot of bread compliments so far this morning :)

Hoping for a “let them eat steak” moment

@burrbles.com @tiller.bsky.social @ottopoom.gay @tigy.bsky.social @degiburr.bsky.social @hansfaffing.bsky.social @kilmo.bsky.social

Reminder

Workplaces are never the sexy kind of dehumanizing 😔

Huge announcement: yes, I am going to FC, the classic move of Thanksgiving-MFF-Christmas/NYE-FC to ruin any potential goodwill you have with your employer

Okay my MFF wrap up post: + Game Changer Panel expertly crafted by @hansfaffing.bsky.social proving panels are worthy con time + New Dealer’s Den 150% more navigable without feeling cramped and unmanageable + king spa recovery day after 🥰 - HRO, driest place on earth - Tuesday office commute 🥲

Noooo my employer has once again hired an improv theatre I’ve worked with for a corporate training 😭 the second job this has happened with

Ok I think I will go to my own bed now :)

Lobby

King spa tomorrow 👀👀👀👀

Reg Hall snowball fight?

MFF Shoutouts to inanimate objects!! - that silicone slip mat in my hotel bathroom - Scarlett 8i8 for letting game changer happen - those mysterious condoms my tiger keeps handing out - streamdeck

I have a few more condoms to hand out if you find me 😇

Game changer is on the art wall in the artist alley my influence is skyrocketing I’m being announced as GOH any second

Oh no I’m eepy but I’m awake