Not sure if I've ever shared this Thanksgiving memory here... Spending Thanksgiving in Chicago with my best friend and family, my car was parked behind theirs and needed to be moved in order to take grandma home.

Remembering the night HE came home.

As God as my witness, I know turkeys can fry.

For those of you who just tuned in, the Pinedale shopping mall has just been bombed with live turkeys...

My positions on this are well documented: Cake is an icing transportation device. Cheesecake is a (incredibly delicious) custard. Pie is an artform. #TeamPie

Jane is (as usual) a ball knower here. (perhaps it's been the "All PIe Offense" all along?)

Never one to disagree with Ms. Kimes... I would simply offer that this list is her effort to answer the question "How would you rank types of pie AFTER sweet potato?"

It matters not whether you believe in Bigfoot. It only matters that you know Bigfoot believes in you.

Even this one!!

Gotta find a way to get some to the West Coast... Recommendations, @ramzy.bsky.social?

I know a good consulting gig at a place he's already familiar with...

Yes indeed.... #LongsnapperHeisman

THRUMANATOR!!!

Well, a rich and meaningful Mele Kaliakmanis to all who celebrate.

Hang it in the Louvre... athletic perfection. #LongsnapperHeisman

Got up at 7:30 AM to go watching the game from a winery tasting room. As one does...

So thankful for Ferlmann's steady leadership on special teams all these years. Happy Senior Day, #43 #LongsnapperHeisman

AND.... FIELDING! #LongsnapperHeisman

Wheel route is always open

Wait- you can call offensive holding? Good to know.

I'm in the mood for a defensive score. Who's with me??

Seriously??

And the fourteenth point... excellence in execution. #LongsnapperHeisman

So, we're not throwing the ball today at all? I mean, Innis et al are still skilled weapons.

Hey! Finally a score!! And then, the LASER back to the holder... #LongsnapperHeisman

Deep, frustrated sigh

IT IS TIME!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQpH...

@rooster.info Thoughts on George Will's column venerating Governor Sleepy Tea? www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

something something Ohio State something tournament something something Notre Dame something football. www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio-state-a...

If only he had more information about what the defense was running on each play.

I'd always attributed that term to those of us for whom the act of lovemaking was laborious, taking focus and effort. Or, at a minimum, the person on the receiving end of the above endeavors.

IMPORTANT breaking news from the NFL about the KEY position for the Rams. #NothingHappensTillTheSnappin

This seems less than optimal, @janecoaston.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckin...

I like Nico. He's gonna get kilt next week

You know what else Heisman Trophy winners do? Not let their team get down to a 3-5 team with an interim head coach so that a last minute comeback is necessary.

Good teams win, etc. etc. etc.

Get it to Claire!

(one more TD covers the spread)

THURMANATOR!

"Conference loyalty is for fans of teams that suck"- Me, always.

James Franklin would have lost that game in a much less heartbreaking way.

Maybe it wasn't James Franklin? Maybe Penn State's clock management is just cursed?

My dog ran out of the room

More points! And the start of it all? #LongsnapperHeisman

Young offensive linemen... And Tegra being Tegra.

What a play! Indiana has destiny behind them!