Have you ever seen a more lovely smile than Holly Willoughby? And her voice.

So I just had to verify my age in order to continue using Bluesky. Thanks Texas.

Living in a powder keg and giving off sparks 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎶

Is he still talking?

This bracelet is $93,000 Thank you

I woke up this morning to the news that 47 was in Ankara, Turkey and sat there in front of God and everybody and called Japan "The Islamic Republic of Japan". I'm going back to bed.

Can we work our way pack to in l precedented times?

Can I have the afternoon off so I can go pretend to be a trust fund baby? A glass of wine. Some shopping. I'll go see my broker at lunch. (Buy a lottery ticket)

It's really unnerving to have l feel your cat run up against your leg and then realize that you're in the studio and the cats are so in the house.

Apparently, our alleged President just needs to make some calls... 🙄

I haven't watched the world cup at all. But one tweet said out to me. "Overturn this"

My dudes, MAN OVERBOARD! is officially out today! Thanks to Logan Berry for this interview at Zona Motel & for coining "the Rooney-esque." And see you at the Book Cellar in Lincoln Square tonight at 6:30 where I'll be in conversation with the one & only @amrangowani.com!

Good morning friends. Let's go shopping. Oh wait. I'm poor and I have to work. Carry on.

They are also donating 53 million eggs. We all knew it was price fixing. What's next?

Nobody screams louder than Tom Cat when he hears me open the container of cat treats. #cats

Good afternoon friends. Pumpkin is quietly judging you today. #cats

Overwhelm is strong this year. So much to do, so I've been researching the coin collections that I received from my father and then my mother. Putting them in coin flips, writing descriptions. This is not one of the pressing issues I have. It's just one that I'm not terrified of

You can't really see the cellophane, but it's her favorite thing. She doesn't eat it. Just really enjoys the crinkle sound. #cats

Part of me feels like time is going faster after 40. A different part of me thinks it's simply that I have more memories

I'm not an expert, but isn't it silly to set off big fireworks in broad daylight?

The Heaven's Gate website is still up. Heaven's Gate - How and When It May Be Entered share.google/8LYpnuO0Xl8d...

There's so much I could be doing on my day off. But here I am on the front porch listening to cicadas and watching butterflies.

Do you think that ChatGPT gets jealous of Gemini?

It's 1:45 AM and there is a mockingbird outside my window that is SO very happy to be a bird. Just singing his little heart out.

It's Toby's bossa nova album, inspired by Bebel Gilberto.

I got Barry to stop watching George Lopez because I couldn't stand it, and it was distracting. Turns out I just still hate sitcoms.

@kathleenmrooney.bsky.social Any plans to come to Texas on your book tour? Lots of delightful indie bookstores here.

There are dragon flies all hovering over the field. ❤️ 96° with cicadas singing. It's pretty nice.

My birthday is coming up and I really want a pair of trekking poles so I can start walking more. They're only $65. Anyone have any kind of writing/editing I could do for you worth $65?

"In other words, Rooney doesn’t repeat herself, & in 'Man Overboard!' she’s concocted a hilarious adventure tale of a man floating in the Gulf of Mexico, adrift with himself, his thoughts, & a few sea creatures." Thanks to the @latimes.com! www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

And it starts.

Allow us to reintroduce ourselves- Hi! We're Merrymac Farm Sanctuary, a 501(c)(3) non-profit providing abandoned & neglected animals permanent, happy homes. They are here to live out their days only knowing joy, compassion, and love. Thanks for joining us! www.merrymacfarmsanctuary.org

My dog has discovered corn on the cob. 🌽 I will video the next one.

Since we're obviously playing Weekend at Bernie's, should we prop 47 and Mitch against each other? Back to back, maybe?

I was tired yesterday. I'm tired again today. I'm retired.

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Throwback to when Raku used to watch cat TV. #cats

This spider desperately wants to be on my foot.

Looking for a good book this July Fourth weekend and beyond? 👀📚 We’ve got twenty options, for almost any type of reader. https://www.texasmonthly.com/culture/texas-summer-beach-reads-2026/

Don't fence me in 🎵🎶🎶 #Texas

Rules for next weekend

Raku says Happy #Caturday #cats

Tree frogs are out

Name your favorite TV pet that isn't Scooby Doo Benji