FUCK THESE THINGS ARE EXPENSIVE

Alright. This time I won't drop that love potion. I WILL use it for it's intended purpose!

watch me turn water into fruit punch

( and. . . up to Palutena's temple! )

Very well. ( HEAVENLY LIGHT, GO! )

Well, I could take you to the bedroom of a goddess.

Fine, I'll do that stupid dance.

I mean, maybe.

divorced single goddess in your area

Too bad she brought Adam Sandler's Click.

"Why are people so horny on Sunday" IT'S MY DAY THATS WHY. IT'S GOD'S DAY.

Just picking her up by the scruff. Heavenly light beaming them up.

( perhaps )

Nice. I like that in a woman.

Ehh, didn’t want to do all the work anyway.

Bet.

" Oh? I'll have to bring you to Skyworld. "

Hot.

Hmm. . . You got Click?

" Yeah. She's me. "

my bad cuz

Oh. Yeah.

I'unno. Seen everything.

What, my dick?

" Huh, you've got yourself a deal. "

Damn, you just got my weakness. Bet.

“ Sure are~. "

Bet. PIT! GET SOME JOLLY RANCHERS!

Oh, absolutely. As if those type of people could get with a goddess anyway.

Ehh, it's beauty standards.

Really? Usually the statues make me slimmer.

Mhm. Just chill on my couch and have Pit bring us snacks.

I love using my all seeing eye, hehehe

Well, DUH. We're GODS. We're supposed to look godlike.

Hell yeah. I've got a goddess TV that can see anything.

Damn right I am.

Eh?

Hey ladies~ #SeductiveSunday

Ooh, Zelda. Yikes.

Yyyyep.

Let’s just say it’s gonna last all night.

Good choice.

Right? She's totally gonna be Pit’s second mom. But yeah. It's literally from the love god. They got some strong stuff.

My bad I was gonna use it on Samus.

Oops. Think I accidentally dropped one of the God of Love’s potions into the sky.

my bad

Yeah.

And it's hi–larious every time.