It’s my birthday! So here’s the first dick pic I ever took.

What am I, if not obliging, @misterross.bsky.social? Happy #humpday, indeed!

I exercised on a Saturday please clap

I had a good weekend in NY. #humpday

Can’t stop leaking today! #mcm

Horny on vacation #mcm

I haven’t taken any new pictures lately. Will you forgive this #humpday regift?

In a mood #mcm

reskeet this if you’re a very good boy

Huh. Guess those squats are paying off. Happy #humpday!

I’ve been leaking all morning, and no one has come to lick it up

A sexy cubby got me worked up, so I thought I’d share it with you for #fcf

I woke up like this. #fcf

Slept in my Ashford & Simpson T-shirt and woke up solid as a rock!

Happy #humpday from my fresh from the gym hump

These cakes need frosting.

If I don’t get a **** in my **** soon, I may actually die.

Reskeet 🔄 if you like #ShortKings with #ThiccMeat (and imagine the fat head massaging the back of your throat)

I cannot concentrate today…

I thought about trying to get some Vitamin D tonight, but burritos.

Just back from the gym on this #MonochromeMonday #mcm Look familiar, @theundrwearbear.bsky.social?

My handyman just **** my ****

Here, have a cumshot for #FCF

2 humps for the price of 1! Happy #HumpDay 😈

#Humpday you say?

And a happy #FCF to you!

Repost if you want dad to loosen up that butthole 😈

Repost if you'd open wide for big daddy 😈

Repost if you'd bounce on daddy 😏

Repost or requote if you want to be daddy's good boy 😏

Here’s a li’l video for #FCF

Happy FCF! Repost if you want dad's big dong inside you 🍆😈

The first hump pic I ever took, ca. 2002. #humpday

How did it take 47 years for me to get to Puerto Vallarta?? #beefdip

Repost if dad can shove his big fuckstick up your butthole 😈

Repost if you wanna feel this sliding in and out of your ass 😈

Much needed pre-vacation pedi…

Repost if you want to swallow dad's load 😈 New video featuring 8 new cumshots now at onlyfans.com/tallbeard89

What this kid’s fur does to me…

Repost if dad can knock on your back door 😈

Repost if you want dad's meat slab 😈

Repost if I can pound your butt until I fill it 😈 New video at onlyfans.com/tallbeard89

And a happy #fcf to you, too!

Welp…guess I’m alt-ing now 😬