Quentin Tarantino hasn’t criticized my acting yet. #fomo

Yesterday and today I’ve written first drafts of 8 short films. Think I can make it 9?

That time I yelled like Clint Howard at Kevin James.

Whaddya mean ‘girloholic’ is not a word. #nyt #spellingbee

@tonyfleecs.bsky.social hi msgd you on Fb curious about working with you on a couple projects if you’re curious in the reverse.

Worst thing about being too early to this party is the (albeit very good) dj is too loud for me to watch TikToks.

TIL we have a family bible. Has lived in a bag in the back of a closet for who knows how long. Could be as old as 1796 though for sure it’s not been in the closet since then.

…i mean…

Rule for dining with me: Always, you may have my pickle.

Man I really put the “thing” in “I have nothing on my mind at the moment so I guess I won’t post.”

I could cryptic post about a thing but I won’t because that’s hack. Instead I’ll boast about my evident restraint. Go me.

If you’re in Seattle early for Everfree Northwest go check out @peternew.bsky.social in the movie Time Helmet playing at @seattlein2025.org!!! With over 6 different MLPfim voice actors in the movie it’s a fun way to start your weekend! 💗

I’ll take the bear over Sydney Sweeney’s genes.

Missed GenCon’s “best comedy” award winner Time Helmet because you were in Seattle? Good News! We’re screening at World Con! Go see!!

Thank you so much #Gencon !!! 💗 I did quite a few things on this project. Staring my husband @peternew.bsky.social

In today’s audition- let’s just say I can still taste the root beer I got up my nose.

I’m producing short films these days (almost finished the first few!) and we’re looking for funding on an ongoing basis! If you’re interested, willing and able to donate/invest/support us, no amount is too small! Dm me to see how you can be involved! ❤️

I’m on Vancouver Island- an island in the ocean. I’m at a ferry terminal- notorious for being near the water- the ocean. A tourist just said “ew, it smells like ocean,” as though ocean would be a weird thing for the ocean (that is *clearly visible*) to smell like. Surprise!

I quit cosseting today. No that won’t make sense to you. I felt compelled to say so. As you were.

Pants are just socks for your butt. Fight me.

Know what I like about pride month in Vancouver? It’s that it’s in August. But because everyone else’s is in June, it means we start in June. And then why stop all the joy and colour in July when it’s just going to start up again in a month? So we get pride season. And I’m all for that. 🏳️‍🌈

If you haven’t already you should totally listen to @peternew.bsky.social comedy podcast! open.spotify.com/show/1gyBwsu... #flatearth

Two out of three auditions done. And the neighbours across the hall are suddenly, unbelievably, uncommonly loud.

Check out the trailer for tbe long awaited TIME HELMET and let me know what you think! youtu.be/uLLBbnhtmH4

Check out the trailer for tbe long awaited TIME HELMET and let me know what you think! youtu.be/uLLBbnhtmH4

It is among my most favouritest things when people try to force the title of Prince onto Big Macintosh. “It’s Prince,” they say. “-ess” I say. Delightful.

For the love of Pete (me)- the post office is a service not a business. It unites Canada, its reliability is essential to the economic and social stability of the nation. Step in @mark-carney.bsky.social - and make it a public service. Let it lose money. It’s a traffic light not a savings bond.

That’s my butt alright.

Check the heck out of our poster!

Oddball, Off-kilter or Ominous? You decide! What’s going on here in this still frame from my production company’s newest offering The Continuance. Shoot us a follow!

Yes of course I had a Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang phase, didn’t you? m.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Zf...

We have now wrapped filming on our fourth film, The Joke, in which Jack inadvertently makes inappropriate jokes in front of Jill’s mother. These are not screenshots. But they could be.

We All Scream.

In the past year I’ve been directing films for the first time ever. Follow bsky.app/profile/offi... to stay informed!

Damn, now I want potato salad.

I star in this feature length sci fi comedy. Come see me do swears and other funnies.

I star in this feature length sci fi comedy. Come see me do swears and other funnies.

I just tried to put my keys on my face instead of my reading glasses. #winning

I have the solution! Let’s ban ALL people from public bathrooms.

Engagement bait.

BOOM!

Just deleted Duolingo on day 635ish of a streak because they’re replacing humans with AI.

Oh man. Do you guys remember Barbenheimer? Good times.

Horrified by the attack on my local Filipino community last night. The fuck is wrong with people?

Well: I voted. And without the pope to guide me.

I turned my @peternew.bsky.social into an action figure!

Are we still saying ‘dank’ now that it’s the future?

Today I baked five dozen scones. FOR REASONS!

Tonight’s the night! Ghosts on CBS!

I’m so excited! @peternew.bsky.social is the special guest star on #ghostscbs tomorrow! youtu.be/G5zFpqIE2AI?...