- Tsuki is gay? Huh, that's pretty cool! Maybe she might have a better shot this time around

"As she breathed her last, a mysterious traveler appeared and unlocked her natural talent for lightning magic. ZAP! Zan Partizanne was born.” RP Experience: 9-10 years give or take. Not new to the character OR the verse. SFW is preferred as per usual. #KirbyRP #MVRP #RPSky #NintendoRP #SSBRP

- Yeah, and it all started with a hamster falling in love with a Digimon

- This is Tsuki we're talking about. FUCK no!

- Wow. The Ice general has feelings for Tsuki? That's something you don't see very often. She's really LETTING IT GO huh

"𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚!" | #kirbyrp | #nintendorp | #MVRP | "𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙆𝙞𝙧𝙗𝙮 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚?!"

- Imagine simping over a fucking rat. Can't be me

- Obviously. Rick is a bum! So of course he's a bottom, Tsuki

- For the love Galactic Nova, JUST SAY YOU LIKE THE DIGITAL MONSTER ALREADY!

- Yeah, Susie stands no chance

- Do they look prettier in general?

Blade There. That bot was so persistent oh my goodness

- Susie's fashion sense is so outdated that I wouldn't blame anyone for thinking she's from the 70's

- It'll take more than just an approval to understand why anyone wants to be with Haltmann of all people. She is literally psychotic!

- HAAAAA! GET A LOAD OF PRINCESS HALTMANN OVER HERE!

Blade I will steal this. This goes for the numerous accounts of mine as well

- Move over Susie shortcake, THIS guy is gonna be running the show

- RIP Hampter. Death by hammers

- I was? [Checks my posts] CRIKEY WHAT HAVE I BEEN SAYING!?

- You were cussing up a storm after being painted

💫 𝑰𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒂𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂 𝑲𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒓𝒃𝒚 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔. 💫 𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝒘/ 𝒐𝒄𝒄𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔 💫 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒔, 𝑷𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒅𝒔, 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕 💫 #KirbyRP #NintendoRP #SSBRP #SmashRP #MVRP 💫

- I like being a smartass and ragebaiting

- Yeah, it's called a ladder. Already invented, Hot Topic

- How the hell do you have explosive diarrhea? Did you plant bombs in your ass?

- Oh great, Rick is swearing. That's how you know none of this shit is canon

- ........... Fuuuuu- [DIES]

- Aww, you mad? What are you gonna do about it?

- @hero-of-the-stars.bsky.social You suck by the way!

- ZAP ME AND I'LL BLOW EVERYTHING UP! SEE I CAN BE A VILLAIN TOO

- [Rampaging the entire timeline] Fuck Dreamland, fuck Hyrule, fuck everything. GO MY SCARFIES!

- 💢MOTHER FUCKER!

- You're meaner than King Dedede

- Shouldn't it be 28,001 though!?

- OW what the fuck!? I didn't do nothing!

- Good fucking Nova, why is she so loud?

Blade Are you serious? Did an AI porn generator like my comment? What the actual fck bruh

- I DON'T KNOW BUT IT SOUNDED FUNNY AS FUCK IN MY HEAD

- You do realize that song is literally just you glazing your own Daddy right? That doesn't count as a song. I'm surprised your dad hasn't been pissed off at you for taking over his company

- 🎵 I SEE NO EVIL NOR HEAR NO EVIL! BLACK WRITING ON THE WALL! 🎵

- HOLY SHIT! LET'S HOPE THEY DON'T HAVE TO ENCOUNTER SOME ELDRITCH ABOMINATION FROM HELL AND TRY TO SEDUCE HIM INTO COMMITTING SIN!

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ARE WE SCREAMING!?

- RIPERINO. I just got out crashed by a dog with anger problems what the fuck

- Did I just get out crashed by a fucking dog?

- Golf, snowboarding, air ride machines.... that's the story of how Kirby Air Ride came to be as we know it!

- King Dedede, Toadstool Tour is that away. Kirby's Dream Course hasn't had a sequel in years.

- Oh please. You still haven't hit the gym yet, Steel Ball. Kirby could even give you a few exercise lessons too. Maybe if you stop relying on tech, maybe you could have a chance

- Is King Dedede really a king? The guy hardly governs Dreamland as it is and loafs around. Dedededollars are as useful as toilet paper

- I'm surprised Taranza has a love life still. I thought he'd be sulking over the queen after she.. you know...

- I'll be here all night, folks!