"𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚!" | #kirbyrp | #nintendorp | #MVRP | "𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙆𝙞𝙧𝙗𝙮 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚?!"

Everyone knows that hamster is a bum. No wonder his wife left him for not getting employed.

“Riiiiiight, sire....”

“THE CASTLE EXPLODED?!”

“Those guys who build nothing but clamkerized versions of the inhabitants of Dreamland by having them lose their consciousness for control...?”

“...WHAT?! WHY WOULD THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING CLOWN DESTROY THE CASTLE?!”

“No. I’m talking of the current one His Sire is in...”

Sighing. “Let me guess. Another war in Dreamland?”

“...I’m outta here.”

“...” “WHY DOES DREAMLAND HAVE PORTALS?!”

“What’s Susie doing?”

Sounds like a ‘you’ problem...

Considering a lotta stuff happening in Dreamland...

Do you all dare question His Sire’s ability to run a McDonald’s?!

“SIRE. WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO USE PROFANITY.”

“That was a horrible joke, and you should be ashamed of yourself.”

“...”

“...Don’t you have Marx, though?”

“The clown losing doesn’t surprise me.”

“Are you outta your mind?!”

“DID THE PINK PUFFBALL CLONE HIMSELF AGAIN?!”

“Uh-huh...”

“Oh, what did I enter this time?!”

“...What did I miss?”

⠀

“What would you rather call them?”

TEMP. PIN (written by kyo); #mvrp

“...You mean those Pocket Monster rip-offs or whatever His Sire was fighting in those Smash Tournaments?”

“...A what?”

“If only...”

TEMP PINNED 🌠 An independent portrayal of... darn it, it's a name I should know... it's that.... pink thing... ( #KirbyRp #NintendoRP #SmashRP #MVRP #SFWRP )

“They keep forgetting I exist!”

“Hey. Nintendo. When will I be in the new Air Riders game?”

“What the heck is Marx thinking, going to the cursed Waffle House?”

“Whatever is happening in some tournament announced, don’t expect to go to the hospital if ya get hurt.”

“About time I get recognition and respect from you guys!”

“Uh... You see-”

“Yeah, yeah. You forget the inhabitants at Dreamland have jobs there and they barely get any raises.”

“This is getting outta control...”

“Set by the courtesy of King Dedede, of course.”

"Need a hand? After all, I do have plenty spare!" ~ • Taranza descends onto the platform known as #MVRP and #KirbyRP! • Sometimes In Character (IC), other times Out of Character (OOC) • Open to Multiship w/ Chemistry • 5+ years of RP experience

“WATCH YOUR PROFANITY.”