“By entering this site you consent to…” The only people for whom this is an acceptable definition of consent are lawyers and vampires. Morally, it’s nonsense

It’s “the MLS Cup”, not “MLS Cup”. Even though it’s “MLS”, not “the MLS”. I have supplies, weapons, and unshakable certainty; I am prepared to die on this hill #MLS

to the tune of “911 is a Joke” MLS is a joke #MLS

you have my personal guarantee I will never describe anything as S-Tier.

The British think that “door" and “claw" rhyme.

So either AI ushers in the era of fully automated luxury gay space communism, or it turns the world into a smoking hole of climate change extinction and stupid useless cruft, or - first the one, and then the other I think I have that right

dB Cooper, the loudest barrel maker

Where’s my little jar of rosin for that viola I don’t like? My vile viol vial?

By the by, bi Bai came by by and by by biplane to say bye bye

The minimalist soil scientist said, “moor is loess”.

You could tell Trimpler was genuinely pleased by that fake piece of shit prize he got #FIFA

The World Cup draw isn’t cringe. It’s excruciating

Look back at your last year's behavior on our platform and feel creeped out about how much we track

In the words of the Imperial probe droid on Hoth, "Yakkity boop. Yakkity boop."

the famous 555 IC timer chip and I are the same age! Of course there are many billions of it and only one of me

I’d like to auto-expire my posts on here

Going to start calling them the Vichy Democrats

i'm so sick of these motherfuckers' stupid bullshit

I’m assuming DDT will not just come back but be mandatory

The difference between getting a selection of thoughtful, genuine replies and getting a bunch of half thoughts coming from cough syrup enthusiasts who were just jolted awake and stumbled across your post by accident

Charlie Kirk was one of the worst shits in America and his getting shot in the neck doesn’t change that in the least

I wasn’t radicalized by the internet. I was radicalized by Marx, the way God intended

“India have lost their last 15 coin tosses in men’s international cricket.” That’s amazing

Congratulations to capitalism, which has made us a life in which it is a moral defeat merely to wake up in the morning and draw breath

Global warming: I was born at 328 ppm CO₂ Now: 428 ppm CO₂ It’s a big anniversary for me today! Up 100 ppm!

One day people will doubt there were ever such things as glaciers

“Others, craven-hearted, said disparagingly, that ‘[John Brown] threw his life away,’ because he resisted the government. Which way have they thrown their lives, pray?” “A Plea for Captain John Brown”Thoreau, 1859

I can’t believe how bad things are

“Finding joy and peace wherever you can is an act of resistance!” Except it isn’t. It’s the opposite of resistance

Fuck this

RIP David Lynch

A government of grifters, thieves, shitheads, morons, lunatics, sadists, and psychopaths

I will say that, what with the apocalypse, I’ve been thoroughly distracted from hating myself

If a ceasefire feels too radical, let’s take it one day at a time Maybe Israel can go one day without incinerating anyone. Then one more day. And keep going like that Just see what it’s like, not doing massacres. Give it a try

I hate social media so much

I just got here to Bluesky — and Kissinger died