We'll take "pics that go hard" for $1,000, please. 📸 @jmaza86.bsky.social

Congratulations to the Philadelphia Union. #MLS #SupportersShield

I might get one of those trump coins, if they mint them, and mount it in my toilet bowl. but of course it's been illegal to put a living person's face on a coin since 1866.

We all know that the worst thing that can happen to any tech is users, but you have to have users, so you must suck up the indignity and inconvenience of having users and be an adult about it

Why do social media CEOs always seem to think that personally abusing their users individually is a better thing to do than just shutting the fuck up and concentrating on running the huge company Why do they act like children

Play the all-new 2026 World Cup game of spot the $60 Category 4 tickets

I only want one other thing out of this season Kick Miami’s ass #Everyone #NashvilleSC

FUCK YES #EveryoneN #COYBIG #NashvilleSC #Nashville #USOpenCup #OpenCup

(To the tune of “Yellow Submarine”) We all live in a war-torn living hell A war-torn living hell A war-torn living hell

Radioactive frozen shrimp keep turning up. There have been at least seven US recalls of shrimp, and one of spices, for cesium-137 contamination. It’s still not wholly clear why this is happening.

So if I mention that our fascist president is a child rapist gangster and a sadistic narcissist, the worst man in America, does the algorithm bury me?

Sam Surridge Nashville SC star striker For Rolex

The Rapture was today? How’d it go? …Are they gone?

Charlie Kirk was one of the worst shits in America and his getting shot in the neck doesn’t change that in the least

Heartbreaking when you play for the point and the opposition doesn’t have the decency to not score #MLS #EveryoneN

If the Fever ever seriously get into it at the new WNBA team in Detroit, I’m struggling to think of a better name for it than “The Tortfeasors at Little Caesar’s.” That’s not very good #WNBA

That time in 1971 when performance artist Chris Burden had himself shot, saying the concept arose from “the common folklore and televisual motif of getting shot.”

On who Wessel was, and how his violent death was instrumentalised by the Nazis. mitchthelawyer.substack.com/p/how-the-na...

the gates of the american auschwitz will say something like "live, laugh, love" or "touch grass"

“Antifa” is going to be designated a terrorist group very soon. That antifa isn’t a group—just a word, an abbreviation—won’t matter. The point is that being explicitly antifascist, even if you don’t act on that belief, or only in constitutionality-protected ways, is going to be a federal crime.

Oh my god the split scarf for this game misspelled “Philadelphia” #EveryoneN #COYBIG #NashvilleSC

Got to start importing my list of muted terms (a couple of hundred items by now) from mastodon to here

I’m actually the most compelling poster but I’ve kept that fact a complete secret

I wasn’t radicalized by the internet. I was radicalized by Marx, the way God intended

I just don’t think there are a lot of antifa on 8chan but you tell me

The problem with a lot of these things people recommend to me is that I don’t care for them

I’m more of a panicked prickly scream churl, myself

The extremely rich are not even the same species as the rest of us

Let me know if it turns out this kid really is a groyper, and that’s what the channer memes on his brass actually mean Because that’d be too ironic for words

yeah, I can't be pious about this. don't ask me to.

The number and scale of the hilarious ironies in Charlie Kirk's death are just off the charts

THE LUBRITORIUM (Photo from the John Margolies Roadside America Collection at the Library of Congress. Rome, New York, 1983.)

RFK Jr has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever (keel over and die while testifying)

A Treasury of Clanker Jokes

Extension that changes the phrase “install Linux” to HONK HONK HONK HONK

Saw the first slight signs of leaves turning and it improved my mood I know it’s probably just because it’s so dry here but I need this

Given his age it would be more surprising if Trump had no major health problems. Who knows. But they will not tell us. There will be no big announcements. He is the healthiest, smartest, and best of all humans that have ever lived.

The invasions and bombings will continue until he gets the Nobel peace prize

That was so hilariously expected. Really funny. OF COURSE Suarez and the rest of Inter Miami had a meltdown and started a brawl, and Falcon put de la Vega in a headlock and Suarez would tried to choke Obed Vargas and then spit on an old man. All on national television What a league. What a Cup

Today we are all Sounders fans

I’ve never seen anything like these. Amazing. The work of experimental animator Yoshinao Satoh. Avoid if you are sensitive to flashing lights or stroboscopic motion. “Papers” youtu.be/17KyiyH25ro “Cutout” youtu.be/Y5e9e50uWP0

I think I hate the weak reactionary geriatric corrupt Democrats only a hair less than I hate Trump

The latest abominable thing is seeing a band that no longer exists do a new cover of a song whose originator is dead Thanks AI

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James Dobson is in hell now. I mean, he isn't. That's not a real thing. But we can pretend

without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

Congratulations to @naomikritzer.bsky.social for picking up another Hugo! 🚀🚀🚀🚀

yeah but I have no idea what's going on all I know is we can't go on like this

I wonder why we can make technological progress but we can't make ethical or political progress