Absence makes the heart grow fonder… I will be entirely offline from April 20th - May 6th. All lines of enquiry will remain open, there will just be a delay in receiving a reply until my return. In the meantime, don’t do anything I wouldn’t (so run riot).

And on this week’s weather forecast…notorious poolside princess at large turns India up to record heat 🇮🇳 Bangalore | 9th-10th Mumbai | 11th-13th New Delhi | 14th-16th

On the horizon this month… Perth | 17th-20th Adelaide | 25th-29th I hope to make both trips the first of many to come. If you would like to assist me in falling head over heels, the love potion includes: dining, wineries, performances, spa, historical houses and landmarks. Let’s explore 🌿

In Canberra for the next few days 🌼

Happy Valentine’s Day 🏹

Wild thing 🌵

Lay it all out on the table.

Your sweet escape 💭

I visited 16 new cities last year. Let’s see if I can double that in 2026 🌏 Off to a strong start with my first trip to Hong Kong very soon. How many did you visit?

Currently gallivanting around Asia 🏝️ Only contactable via email until the 2nd.

Hong Kong, I’ve got my sights set on you. Expect a visit in the new year 🎊 I may also be tempted to stop over in Kuala Lumpur with advance enquiries.

Dinner date connoisseur ✨ Here’s to the men who keep me well fed 🍸

The suite life 🥂 @mscaragreene.bsky.social

For the remainder of November I’ll be flying off to India & Singapore. Back in Australia next month to kickstart sundress season 💛

India 🇮🇳 This November I’ll be visiting… Delhi | 16th-18th Bangalore | 19th-22nd Mumbai | 23rd-26th I hope you’re as excited for my first official trip as I am. Let’s make it one to be repeated 🪷

Girl with the Pearl Pasties

I’m the apple of his eye 🍎 A seductive week of magic, burlesque and theatre in the city that never sleeps.

Newsletter just released 💌 Featuring sneak peeks of my latest photoshoot on location in Morocco to brighten up your hump day.

Take me to the edge.

Rediscovering London 🇬🇧 A mixture of old and new favourite lovers, friends and restaurants.

Soy into you 🥢

Honey, I’m home…for the month of September only. 16th-19th | Dublin 21st-27th | London w/ @nellakitson.co.uk & @mscaragreene.bsky.social Back for a good time, not a long time 🖤

Step into my office.

On the prowl 🐾

Tourism, business and pleasure are best enjoyed together 🌴 A week long exploration along the Queensland coast with my fellow adventurer @whoislunanova.bsky.social

Geeking out at a cheeky little DnD one-shot with @belleconnolly.bsky.social 🎲⚔️🔮✨

Say dinner date three times 🔮 📍Regent Theatre 📍Reine and La Rue 📍Doju 📍Horn Please

Soft girl life 🌿

June post-bloom 🥀 Theatre, cabaret and a spa duo with @nellakitson.co.uk…some of my favourite date activities rolled into one joyful month.

My fellow glamazon 🥰

Autumn newsletter now released with sneak peek UK & Europe tour dates. Don’t forget to check your spam folder 🍂

Long weekends in new cities 🗺️ Being lavished with first class FMTY treatment from start to finish invites a plethora of blissful gratitude. Make my life easy, and I will make yours heavenly 🤍

Making mischief at the kaiseki 🥢 📍Ishizuka

Swept away to paradise 🌊 Island hopping, temple touring and rum drinking for two 🌺

Cute girls night with @msbelleconnolly.bsky.social 🍸✨️

Easter bar hopping 🐇 📍Nomad 📍Apollo Inn 📍Bouvardia 📍Bijou

Escape to the mountains ⛰️ One of the many beauties of a FMTY is the opportunity to visit a location I may have never considered myself, and proceeding to fall head over heels in love with it.

Craving a red wine, hand on my thigh, king size bed, gigantic bath tub, no perception of time kind of date 💭

Welcomed home by my throuple team 🏡 Sharing vegan soufra and exploring a psychedelic art exhibition is what I call the quintessential Melbourne day out. 📍Maha 📍National Gallery of Victoria @nellakitson.co.uk

Getting so lost in one another’s company that the night just keeps extending on 🌙 📍Cutler & Co 📍The Everleigh

A perfect day spent in the finest company 🥰 He flew her to me, now I’m flown to her. The man knows a dream team when he sees one 👯‍♀️ 📍Bar 83 📍Infinity 📍Elizabeth Bay House @nellakitson.co.uk

I’m obsessed with this 1974 photo of Cassandra Peterson

So happy to see BlueSky blowing up, hopefully we can ditch the other hellscape soon 💝 Made a starter pack of Australian workers to follow. Comment if you’d like to be added go.bsky.app/A6yJn8p

📍CIRCL Wine House Checking out a recently hatted restaurant for a spot of culinary critic roleplay 🍽️ The venue ranked average, but the company scored top marks 💯

📍Marion Lover of the long lunch 🦪 Small plates and white wine in the afternoon sun makes for a perfect first date ☀️

If you’re a hot girl who is foodie and that loves to travel and explore museums, raise your hand; I need to find my people on here 😭🥰