The Ducktails theme was and remains a banger.

Ok I'm a little less mad at them now #billsmafia

Words I never thought I'd say only a few years ago: Fuck Wayne Gretzky

Here's the problem. I want deliveries quickly and affordably. And every union on the planet would fight that. (Cue 1 million bot/bullshit responses to the contrary even though those are facts)

I suspect I'll get crap for this, but I do think it's something we all need to be reminded of, especially fans and creators of things.

@profanity.accountant if my count is too low I'll be fucking upset

You United Statesians think you're so cool with a big holiday today. Well I'm working! Take that in your pipe and smoke it!

This is not the list I'd personally put together, but I respect 1,2 + 10,11 enough to know it's pretty legit.

Everyone in my timeline wondering why Trump is fawning over Mamdani- IT'S HILARIOUS HOW OBLIVIOUS YOU ALL ARE ABOUT WHO YOUR PRESIDENT REALLY IS

So I'm supposed to believe the current coaches are getting the best out of this team? #Billamafia

Holy shit. I got World Cup Tickets. I am blown away.

This loss is on the front office and coaching staff. It absolutely is. #billsmafia

Where the fuck has this been all day? #Billsmafia

Oh no. Fuck this shit

Has the world flipped on its head? The Jete making a SMART TRADE??? What the hell? #Jets #NFL

The truth about sports: Losing hurts more than winning feels good

They're going to win tonight. I'm telling ya. #IWantItAll #LetsGoBlueJays

Some World Series action. #IWantItAll

I am going to a World Series game and it's going to be awesome

Oh boy. I'm starting to feel it Blue Jays

A vampire that's not Dracula

You cannot butcher the words to an anthem dude #iwantitall

Wow!!! JP Saxe suxe

It's really hard to describe the feelings around the Blue Jays right now. I could probably write a whole book about it. It's a REALLY likeable team with a mix of HOFers, guys in their prime, stars being made and others that were afterthoughts. All of them are performing right now and it's awesome

Game 1 tonight baby. This sexy mofo will unfortunately not be in the lineup #IWantItAll

This is a very very good read.

Bryan Woo has magnificent eyebrows

Let's go Blue Jays

I think this whole No Kangs protest stuff is just a cover for Kodos to take over. #NoKangs

Hey this is a pretty quality anthem #bluejays

@aaronquinn716.bsky.social Help me out here bud. What's with the shotguns on 4th? Put that shit under center. And where the hell is Cook there?

Jete going to Jete

Remember the Alomar homer against Eck? This was that moment all over again. #bluejays

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Where is Joey Lawrence in this time of need?

Fuck Cris Collinsworth

Ahem

Ye straight up savage. #bluejays

In case you missed this earlier

Lemme tell ya something. The Blue Jays are feelin it. #bluejays

Tim Hill looks older than Russ Vought looks. #yankees #bluejays

Don't let the Expos pic fool you. This is a Blue Jays stan account. Yankees can get bent.

The easiest job for AI to replace is CEO. Just remember that.

Getting up at 315am for a flight sucks balls

Happy 40th anniversary to "Thundercats". Opening animated by Masayuki (who was only 22 years old at the time).

The Bills better win and the game best be the most boring football game ever if I'm having to miss it

Today's as good as any day to buy some of @sepinwall.bsky.social's excellent books. I've had the Better Call Saul one on my list for ages. No better time than the present.

We need the Robot Chicken guys on this.

Cpt. Holt is the best