This is who to listen to, y’all. Also your provider. Not the knucklechucks in the oval.

Hey @democrats-judiciary.house.gov are we gonna call this out or is murder cool now?

Is anyone else having issues with this app?

Jared from Subway: i was also an FBI informant

The shadow of Trump on the wall…😂😂😂

If a time for a national strike. I know we’re a huge country, but imagine the impact of a 3-day strike. No work, no shopping (unless locally owned). Nothing.

So proud of my country tonight. Even the reddest corners showed up! Love how we’re taking our flag back. #nokings

This is insane. I hope she’s doing ok. That cop needs to be charged. People need to be able to get to their houses.

Ok people. Not cool lighting Waymo’s on fire. This is the shit the government is waiting for.

Hey @abcnews.bsky.social, how does fascism taste?

There are 500,000 cops and 10 protesters in Compton right now. Bring in that national guard, clearly it’s out of control.

Demanding the safe return of the hostages taken by Hamas does not mean you support the slaughter in Palestine. Firebombing protesters is not the way.

This is how we do it, folks!

Sherri Papini is up there with Jodi Arias and Casey Anthony in the pathological liar category. At least she didn’t murder anyone.

Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, look at trump’s little johnson saving him from walking into a wall. Can’t wait to read your book on the sitting president.

Anti-Israeli government is not antisemitism. This gaslighting has to stop. I am anti-American government at the moment. It doesn’t make me a terrorist.

Hey @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social I think the DOJ has crossed the rubicon. Y’all gonna fight this or nah?

Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, any books in the pipeline? Your boy seems a little out of his mind.

Just what everyone needs. Puppy killer Barbie on my teevee praising her dear leader & telling people to gtfo of the country before she finds you and deports you - never to be seen again. Good morning, Nazi America.

These people must have sincerely thought all of these judges were going to bow down to Trump. Dismantling ICE must be top priority. Then jail all of the top brass at DOJ. We have to regain power.

Armed, masked terrorists kidnap the duly elected mayor of Newark, New Jersey.

@elienyc.bsky.social thanks for coming to SFO! You were brilliant, as usual. I’m fangirling way more than I was this morning. 😂😂😂 I can’t wait to read your book. Safe travels.

Ossoff is not buying any of this bullshit.

That poor guy is not going to survive this. Fuck you @marcorubio.bsky.social

I REALLY beg people to stop treating Trump's autopen claim as if it were true. You're spreading propaganda disseminated by Heritage Foundation either willfully or stupidly misunderstanding that ALL signatures in Federal Register, including Trump's, are graphics. The underlying premise is false.

This is fucking horrifying. We have no idea who these people are, their immigration status, whether they’re US citizens. We have crossed the rubicon.

Hey @schumer.senate.gov How’s your book tour going? You fucking AIPAC clown.

Knowledge is power…

So when our constitution fails, California can secede from the union, no?

17. Imagine the courage. 🕯️

Barrasso bitching about not having OB services in WY. I wonder why OBs don’t want to practice there? Connect the dots, buttmunch.

The pressure works. We must keep it going.

Why are we hating lin-Manuel Miranda?

80 years since its liberation. To my family members who perished and those who survived, may we find the courage to stop the rhetoric. We are all human. May the people seeking evil redirect their course.

White House Down. Good luck out there. 😢

FOTUS just pardoned seditious conspirators and congress is 💅. Get those impeachment papers going now!

I can’t believe there was a time when I didn’t know cheese curds existed - A love story.

PSA. If you are at the inauguration, keep MLK’s name out of your filthy mouth. You dishonor him by showing respect for this spectacle going on today.

Dave Chappelle’s monologue on SNL was something. I didn’t catch it until this morning. ✊

I guess schiff’s a no.

I love that foghorn leghorn Kennedy brought up avenatti. He was clearly targeted by trump’s DOJ because his partner garagos was also implicated, but not charged. I’m not sure the point he was trying to make. Clearly, it was a political hit job.

Ted Cruz is such a drama queen. Does he not know that Trump was convicted by a jury and not Joe Biden? I thought he was a lawyer. 🤷‍♀️

Pam’s off to a smashing start.

Omg. Anita Bryant’s dead, SCOTUS sorta did its job, and now this!

Same with me! Thanks in advance. 🖕

If you've lost power due to the wildfires around LA and are using a portable generator, remember to keep it outdoors and make sure your carbon monoxide alarms are working.

Smoke rises to the top of any enclosed environment. If you’re near a fire in an enclosed environment, get low to the ground immediately and get out. Also an important reminder to ensure your home has a carbon monoxide detector Thank you for the trust @nicollewallace.bsky.social

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You can have a peaceful protest and still transfer power.

If I hear (or see) peaceful transfer of power one more friggin time… they’re all so proud of themselves. Every one of them needs to be replaced.