Rachel Reid accidentally writing the best and most well-rounded autistic character ever needs to be studied

Mariah Paris Balenciaga I love you but you conjured the ghost of sherry pie in this makeover

New drag race entrance line dropped

"Jane wouldn't be so jealous of Discord if she wasn't so insecure" Bitch I'm autistic af and even I know she's not jealous. For starters she has nothing to be jealous of. I love Discord but her only placement so far I disagree with is being safe for Snatch Game when I think she should have won.

The autistic dread of being perceived in the physical world is a hell of a feeling

Comm for @wolfsbane2009.bsky.social #gay #bara #gaybara #gayart #gayartist #gaymen Reskeets appreciated!

CEO: Don't worry, it's not bad news. We're gonna be making AC units to cool servers for data centers. Me: Oh so it is bad news

Company-wide meeting with less than an hour's notice? I'm sure everything is fine 🙂

I am so confused by this episode. Discord did not lip sync her words great and the fit was kinda meh, but they didn't throw a single bad word her way during critiques so was she in the top or the bottom??

Just found out my cat likes to eat his whiskers when they fall off. Queer little guy.

Discord safe? Are you fucking kidding me? That was a winner and you'll never convince me otherwise.

Making good progress on a brioche sweater. Finished seaming up one side so just one more seam and then I can finish with the turtleneck collar.

Sometimes I'll see footage of some of these athletes when they were kids and so many times I'm just like "I know what you are ♾️"

Need to make these asap

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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "According to the Stand Work Instructions..."

Thinking about the Skip kiss in ep5 and the commentators crack me up every time. "You don't see that every day. Big night for hockey!" Something kinda heartwarming that their reactions are amused yet nonchalant, seemingly not realizing how big of a moment it actually is.

At last, my tribute to resplendent Claude

List of aminals I'd have as pets if I was an irresponsible rich person: 1. Clouded leopard. Pros: Relatively small. Cute face. Cute noises. Very cuddly when raised in captivity from what I've seen. Cons: Need lots of room for climbing. Need lots of stimulation that I could not provide 😔

I got to do my old job today bc they needed some help and... it really makes me wanna give my boss an ultimatum. Let me go back to my old job or I'm leaving the company bc I hate my current job so much.

dancing dragons

Together, we are America. Well done, Bad Bunny.

Imagine being the most powerful man in the world and being this much of a whiney victim BITCH. Good god what a child

I forgot to put sunscreen on my pits and now they're BURNED 😭

Something about British people doing an American accent tickles my brain in the best way

It was weirdly warm today so I did a bit of sunbathing (with sunscreen of course). I feel like a well-oiled lizard the way it boosted my mood ☀️

Can you be sexually frustrated but like for love?

it’s always “nice cock” and never “nice cock, here is $100”

I think I did lose some sense of smell after I had covid but not all of it. Sometimes I'll get a sniff of something that I've been smelling for a while but it'll all of a sudden be way stronger for no discernable reason and I think it's just my sense of smell going back to normal for just a second.

I already didn't wanna download your app but the fastest way to make me not want to more is to make your ad just stock music, no gameplay or nothing, just an image of the app icon with some weird stock transition effects and a robotic voice that's probably ai saying the name of the app.

The rumor come out! Does Peaches is fag? Big if truth!

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

Heated Rivalry but instead of hockey it's bowling and they're both 40yo+ divorcees with 2-3 kids each and they're balding but trying to mask it with a comb over

claude doodles so i dont forget my roots #fe3h #claudeleth

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Fuuuuuck I forgot to consult the clairvoyant rodent yesterday 😩

I forgot the Grammys were about music for a second and I thought Benito Skinner won something so him saying Ban Bunny was a surprise

Every once in awhile I'll see the moon and I'm reminded it's a speck of floating dust moving around a slightly larger speck of floating dust that's moving around a big speck of burning dust and I feel so small in the best way. Sounds cliche and fake deep but for real.

Remembered Flowers for Algernon and now I'm sad

Drag race next year will have a lip sync to "all the things she said" bet

Hi can you point me to the Hunky Gay Gym Bros for Christ potluck?

Elon Musk, refusing: "Hey man, when can I come to Epstein Island"

Astounding how Blanche can say the DOJ knows no one to charge.

Catherine O’Hara, the comedian best known for her roles in “Home Alone,” “Schitt’s Creek” and “Beetlejuice,” and as a member of the influential Canadian sketch comedy series “S.C.T.V.,” has died. She was 71. nyti.ms/4qbsUMS

Bad day at work, feeling whore knee at work, headache, and now I find out we've lost an absolute treasure from this earth? Not to mention the bullshit that's been happening these past couple days around the country. Just burn the world down and start over 😞

"aren't you being a little mean? it's just some ai." No. We can be meaner. Harsher. More demonic. More diabolical. Humiliate harder. Throw alley-oops and dunk on their pathetic attempts to masquerade as a creative person.

Thank you thank you thank you Catherine O'Hara for the years of entertainment and joy. You were my movie mom, you were my comfort actor, you are a legend. This one hurts a lot especially since I was looking forward to season 2 of The Studio with you in it. Rest in peace you absolute legendary talent

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government