SWEET CAROLINE!!!

I’m gonna need Hershey to start making fun size Zero bars so I can give them out to Trick or Treaters. They’re the best candy bar ever and I will fight anyone that says otherwise.

…..when is this Bryce Young experiment over?

We found the PERFECT frame for our Laura Palmer photo.

I’m teaching my daughter the Arsenio Hall “woo woo woo woo” fist thing because I need her to be the coolest one in a crowd.

Just a reminder: Ask about the Epstein list. Every. Single. Day. ‼️ #BlueCrew #BlueCircleFamily🌈🦋 #BluePetPatrol💙🐾 #ProudBlue #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #trumpLiesMatter #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles Source: @thedailyshow.com (YouTube)

The sumbitches at Smuckers don’t make wet nuts anymore. Walnuts in syrup, for anyone uncultured.

Who the hell decided indigo deserved a spot in the rainbow? Cause it just looks like purple to me.

Twin Peaks: The Log Lady.

Chris Pratt is joining the likes of Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson in the “I can’t see the character because they’re just playing themselves over and over again and it’s kinda lame” list of actors I despise.

Doing some porch sitting with the missus, discussing Chappell Roan’s sexuality. I had to have her explain in ground beef fat to meat percentages because I’m simple and need visuals.

I went into Food Lion today and the snack food aisle smelled like butt. I did not purchase any snacks.

Heard an interesting anecdote today. Friend was up in Canada last weekend and, when entering via the Nexus line, there was a Tesla in front that got grilled for 15min. My friend breezed right through. It would be *hilarious* if Canadian immigration officials were profiling Tesla drivers.

There’s a poem here with this abandoned ashtray/trash can celery. I’m just not talented enough of a writer to capture the feeling.

I don’t mean to make anyone jealous, but a Bog Goblin just gave me a flower.

Aileen Wuornos had exceptionally beautiful handwriting, which shocks the hell out of me. It makes you wonder what she might have been if she hadn’t been brutalized by men from birth.

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GAWD WE ARE IN HELL www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YKLLgM/

Video is too long for Bluesky. But you can watch the full thing on instagram. You’ll probably want to watch to the end, here ya go: www.instagram.com/reel/DF-9Fy4... #MANIFESTING #WNBA

Is it even possible to make a small pot of vegetable soup?

Is Tom Brady seeing Cher’s plastic surgeon? Because his eyes are looking that special sort of weird dead.

The world is currently a horrible shit show, so I went fishing this morning. Didn’t catch anything, but it lowered my blood pressure.

Eggs at Aldi last week were $4.17. Today they’re $4.67. I was told by a suspiciously tinted man that they would be cheaper the first day he was in office. Did he lose the keys to said office?

…….anyone got the hookup on lab/quality control jobs in the cheese world? Because I legitimately feel that’s my calling. I’m burnt out in healthcare. I want to make cheese and make sure it’s safe.