Funniest scene in all of horror movie history

Park Ranger Croc girl 🐊 (Commission)

Little thief got herself some shiny new trinkets! Good thing rich folk never bother to look down. #art #drawing #illustration #procreate #oc #originalcharacter #anthro

don't move, lost track of you, hold on a sec now :3c paws.press/@pinball/115...

[Hulk video game, 2032] Hulk: HULK INVESTIGATE CRIME SCENE. tutorial pop-in: Hulk has Gamma Vision that allows him to see Crime Particles that aren’t visible to the naked eye. tap R3 to activate Gamma Vision and scan for Crime Particles HULK: HULK FIND TRAIL. HULK FOLLOW.

My new glasses are SO MUCH BETTER. Rectangular feels so much better on my little cat face

I got called handsome yesterday and will be holding onto that high for as long as I have oxygen

reposting this since it's not 5 in the morning and i fixed it lmao

Alright chat, incentives have been met, we're gonna get going with the 8-hour sleep for charity

Of all the things you can trust me on, it's Pokemon advice

happy fall reminder that i am the orange and black werewolf/witch of your dreams and you all owe me 5$ a day for existing during my Season uwu paypal.me/flamingpandaomg

Suzu’s Chest - try and get it, nerd Oil painting for @hypfoo.bsky.social! Please enjoy fat rat tats, it’s my birthday

hi

Oghhh it rained on the first day of autumn... good tidings...

First day where it really feels like fall oughhh

Oh now look what you've done. You've given her a cookie and now she's going to keep coming back, asking for progressively more outrageous things. Didn't you know you're not supposed to do that? Adoorable icon by @graveycat.bsky.social !!!

uh oh. paws.,

See a maw, draw a maw! >:3 UH I MEAN; post~ Quickly doodled this one up 'cause I didn't have a stand alone scarlet mawshot!~ And by quickly I mean scrambling every 5 minutes to work on this as I ran back and forth with some errands <<" CW : #Vore | #Mawshot | #Steam | #Breath | #Temperatureplay

Oh now look what you've done. You've given her a cookie and now she's going to keep coming back, asking for progressively more outrageous things. Didn't you know you're not supposed to do that? Adoorable icon by @graveycat.bsky.social !!!

i was given a baseball bat >:3 (thank you @sol-fox.bsky.social ur lovely 💕)

Auspicia is so fun to actually write for. She often embeds veiled meaning - or threats - that makes her dialogue super fun to do, and to pick apart. I don't think many of my characters show nearly as much depth so readily

I want to. Play Izzet.

Drew Zee as an Anjanath once... Figured he's full of teeth, so why not,, (plus it's one of my faves ok)

POV: you said you're not short but you're hanging out with big ladies...

aw fuck i took the shrink weed again #Felsspellart

BABE BE CAREFUL im VERY small!!!!! @pooltoy.art #Felsspellart <3

I guess today's size is "normal but bigger than most people". It's convenient. Also very like a cat, I think, to have everyone else be smaller than me for convenience's sake

i had a dream about Metroid but all of Samus’s powerups were in the form of poodle skirts

Latte having this attitude towards nanos mostly when their true size is like a millimeter is funny

i'm so proud of both of my wifes @ohgoditsevie.bsky.social has been putting a lot of effort into self care and appearance stuff to help with body image issues and @purriwinkle.bsky.social is going back to school on top of working hard i love them both so so much and i'm so proud of them

www.furaffinity.net/view/33317048/ Just in time for autumn's approach, read about my witch, please

First day on the bus and the first thing that happens is we get held up by a train stopped on the crossing. Stellar!

😋

like this. this is fun.

the filename for it is whore.png uwu

The inherent bleakness indelibly etched into man's soul: 🥺 The indomitable human spirit: 🥹

next fromsoft game needs skeletons like this

I have classes this morning and I'm very nervous about it (that's why I woke up), but I'm going to be strong and do well and learn stuff and move toward better things for me!!!! Goddamn it!!!!

Brain is choosing to keep me awake 6 hours before I need to be. Why! I like sleeping!!! I'm volunteering at least one friend to knock me back out

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

is. is berdly's mom single

www.furaffinity.net/view/33317048/ Just in time for autumn's approach, read about my witch, please

Man, I forgot how much I LOVED Auspicia's stories that I wrote all those years ago. I have to finish the one of her I have still waiting in the wings

ahem

she

I needed a new lock screen so @blackfoxguts.love made me the cuntiest thing to unlock my phone to and I LOVE it