nothing pisses me off more than actual queer people saying "it's 2026, nothing would stop taylor from coming out if she was gay" lke how blind can you be???

i am kicking my legs so harddd

AARON DESSNER AND HUDCON??? THIS WAS MADE FOR ME WTFFFFFFF

reading a hollanov fic and this is sooooo taylor swift coded

tbt when i had to message my professor on there💀

using discord for school work is so embarrassing bc my twitter and bsky are connected on there AND my pfp is taylor swift getting cheek kisses from two girls AND my username is a fucking these nuts joke omfgggg i can’t

guys what the fuck is this😭😭

there’s an extended opalite mv???

the concept of telling THE taylor swift “back off” at a bar

everyone can see when chappell roan covers her whole fortnite music pass in lesbian colours but not when taylor swift does the same to everything around her hmmmm

potentially controversial take, i do actually think the dominant storyline in this music video is about taylor and travis and how they met and improved each other’s lives. those two as gay besties? i’ve never been more sure in my life of it i’m gonna go write abt this now but tayvis are gay bffs! 🏳️‍🌈

I took the miracle move on drug the effects were temporary “A revolutionary fix for your problems”

oh god….

gonna have to watch her graham episode now…

she looks so babyyyyy in that video my gorgeous gorgeous girl☹️☹️☹️☹️

The pink of the Opalite font is giving Barbie™️ & the shape of this promotion looks like a Barbie packaging box. Even the vintage vibes evoke barbie to me, as well as the stiffness of doing a pose like that. And then you’ve got Gleeson being “emasculated” just like Ken in the recent movie…

wth is this mv gonna be…

soooo excited for opalite mv bc NEW!! TAYLOR!! CONTENT!!! but also how the hell am i supposed to watch a new mv on spotify😭😭😭

taylor swift:

taylor’s emo swag isn’t appreciated enough

i need them to make something insane (lovingly) like bones and all plssss

connor storrie seen hanging with luca guadagnino… i am shakinggg

ok what do we think about all this larrybaiting harry’s doing rn? bc it’s getting a bit weird imho

and that TS13 is likely also gonna have a long ass title that starts with “the”

one of the theories i genuinely do believe wholeheartedly is that TTPD, TLOAS and TS13 are a trilogy

all this 2016 talk made me go listen to the blue neighbourhood album for the first time bc i used to be OBSESSED with the trilogy

that’s WILDDDD

Okay with all the Larry talk and Haylor being brought back up and just *gestures broadly* I need everyone to stop what they’re doing and read the lyrics to Perfect by One Direction even if you already know this song (especially if you don’t) because it’s the biggest co-bearding song ever to exist 🧵

the implications of her looking like james when she performed betty BUT with her hair straightened STOPPP

JAMES? IS THAT YOU???

also it was literally just hollanov fae AU fanfic (not complaining at allllll)

listened to ember and ice and i was kicking my legs giggling SO HARD

woke up today at 6am bc i had to study for an exam and now i’m going to bed at 6am bc i was at a party likee the duality of a girl

"our pride" this should have been enough. this should be enough.

GUYSSS☹️☹️☹️☹️

idk how i've never considered this but what if k***** pulled up to eras like an ex that will not shut up about you, bringing up past pain by baiting your fans and then finally pulling up to your workplace? maybe she really wasn't in the vip tent for a reason

recently becoming very experienced in crying at fancy restaurants

already cooking a waco, texas edit in my head for when heated rivalry s2 is released

i rly dislike the taylor hate on heated rivalry twt☹️

why does taylor allow such ass remixes to be released of her songs😭😭😭

the fact that my one of my last year’s resolutions was to read less tweets from blocked accounts💀💀

5+1 fics my beloveds☹️💗

literally who are they…. why would a man be there!!

i love her necklace here

“I want your midnights” (kissing you in public) “but I’ll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year’s Day” (we’ll have the quiet intimacy of doing something ordinary together the next day, whether this be a consolation prize or what I truly desire is up to interpretation)

i actually try so hard to bait these queers but it somehow has the opposite effect💔

“real people can’t queerbait” well i PERSONALLY am a master at straightbaiting so…

hollanov edits to ethel cain💔

can’t stand these fuckass mockups bc they made her look so uncunty but i NEEEEEDDDD HER ON FORTNITE

what were people cooking with this one💀