just call it a bedroom you freak

Found on FB marketplace

why do you look like uncle fester?! 😍

Never getting rid of this screenshot from a pico de gallo recipe page

Sidenote: My favorite antiwoke sloptuber thumbnails are the ones that are meant to be hateful but actually make the target look sick

Grew my first jonquil which is one of my favourite flowers to smell overwhelmingly of piss

Has anyone asked Mike Rowe what he thinks of the NYC janky building? Googled what's said recently and in the past 24 hours there's articles where he's saying he can't think of anything good socialism has done which is as predictable as a priest giving a sermon.

Watching state of origin and realising how much $$$ the radiology clinic I go to that shares the same grounds as the Broncos Club must rake in. They'd just be watching each game like 🤑🤑🤑 *whirs up the MRI machine*

Now that he's dead I wanna say it with my full chest: I believe Peter Hollingworth was a rapist and I believe more people should know he was accused but the case was dropped after the woman who accused him died by suicide.

Made the teen I'm guardian of go to a zine making workshop today which I've recently learned is akin to sending them to a pipe bomb production seminar

found your dream home

We have cameras up due to a DV & stalking threat but also to catch my hair getting some sick air time as I stack it on my driveway

Oh...thank you for the offer but not at the present time 🙏 It has also been recommending penile girth enhancement diet plans.

In the past week I suspect I've had two highly unexpected and demoralising encounters with AI: 1. An AI response from a hospital social worker that provided incorrect information about being eligible for the NDIS. 2. Mid-way through signing my will, I noticed my name suddenly became Josie Kennedy.

Idk if there's a hEDS/hypermobility side of bluesky but does anyone have any recs for a softer-soled shoe with decent ankle support that I could get orthotics put in to wear around the house? My podiatrist said he still hasn't found a decent pair.

4pm every day I'm hopping on to play Hello Kitty Island Adventure. I harvest my flowers. There are multiple spreadsheets involved.

Idk how effective this would be since I've never tried it, but in an irl discussion with someone who finds all other arguments against AI too abstract I fully welcome you to use the following experience that I think could/would/should frighten people:

Finally going to the dentist for the first time this year bc the shit-show that was last year has made me so avoidant. The kid who came into my care was never taken to the dentist (it's free for under 18's) bc their conspiracy theorist dad allegedly thought it was a scam. Which like, yeah but no.

Every time I drive past this business I remember this review and giggle to myself because folks: the late night massage parlour is in fact a brothel.

btw Koi Guys are a thing and some of them are kinda dumb

At my kids' school Education QLD are trialling the use of AI ('Corella'). Obv I didn't let the kids opt-in but my Grade 11'er has been telling me about how everyone has just been dunking on it. It gets shit wrong and won't let them search for the Latin names of multiple species (ones with 'phallus')

Unforch have to pull this OC out for the second time in seven months

Thinking of her (TheraBreath stink daughter)

Fucking grossed out that @michaelhobbes.bsky.social hasn't responded to any pushback RE: his stance on suppressed memories but has been retweeting this shit.

I am back online to get mad at one specific podcast episode and to resume my duty of sporadically reminding people of this golden bonce nugget -

Lol if we haven't been in contact: so much wild shit has happened since I Stopped Posting. I can't share much but I now have parental responsibility of a 17yo whose father allegedly printed out fascist/conspiracy twitter threads for them to study instead of their actual schoolwork.