missionary (with the lights off and for the purpose of procreation)

something funny #zoezoezoeart

goodddd morning general nation

if i was a korok and link stuck me to a torture device i would moan and probably cum

"There's no direct translatable equivalent to the word 'nakama' in English." Wrong. The answer is oomfie.

i dont think im ever gonna be in charge of this thing i cant lie

HE'S TOO CUTE

A Nurse’s Nightmare

Being a detached head probably feels good asf if youre a robot girl

Many oomfs feeling this

are you ready?

Go(yaaaawn) mor(yaaaaaaawn)ing genrral (yaaaaaaaawwwnn)

how

big spider AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

girls just wanna be dressed up in a shiny suit and passed around to other girls its standard practice

my discord server wanted to see root dressed in latex

lrps I wonder if thats (partially at least) a result of rider crossfertilisation where the hlh yaoi is a whole part of the machine there, and when ppl come over here theyll just latch onto whatever's most familiar

You guys aren't interested in the inherent eroticism of two psyches merging and swirling together in a mental soup? Of letting an existence incomprehensibly greater than your own into your meager carapace? You just want to smash two Ken dolls together?

if we're in the cool alien show with a cross-species soul bond and said alien is huge and all people can think about is human men i feel like a crazy person

(sorry for a qrt) yknow for as much as I liked shu/yuma in arc it really was funny actually watching the show and finding out how secondary their relationship was to what was the most situationy episodical ultra show in a while

turns out the reason hikari has been confined to lab for most of new gen was bc of being pregnant with this thing #ultraman #ultramantheo #art

Confession#35

Was talking about hrt stuff and thought about this and actually got all flustered

I got 4 hours of staying in bed ahead of me who wanna join me

Good meowning general nation

wait spats are an underwear thing i thought you guys were talking about the shoe covers this whole time

We need to come up with 536 dollars or else we lose our car, please help us out in any way you can.

Beautiful woman named URGENT! UNKNOWN PAYMENT PLEASE ENTER THIS LINK TO CONFIRM ITS NOT YOU! is texting me

no better feeling than downing a fizzy drink in like 3 miliseconds its like a chug jug

Ooh ooh assign me a height insitead of me just saying it first

sometimes I hear people screaming and idk if thats sleep deprivation or the schizophrenia finally coming for me or what

Ooh ooh assign me a height insitead of me just saying it first

good mornginv general nation

tfbait

Oh, I never posted this on here, but... I made an AMV! Another one, actually. I don't think I posted about that one either. However! My favorite anime, and my favorite character in said anime! I'm very proud of this one, go check it out if you have the time plz!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uCz...

Um... This is part 18 of a 20 part sequence. You can see the complete sequence right now by Becoming a Patron!

Ah-HA! I had you all fooled! It was my master plan all along to make this a 21 part sequence. I definitely didn’t come up with part 18 at the last second and decide to add it to the sequence because I thought it’d add some fun build-up… You can expect the true final part to post next Saturday.

shit bart's beating me EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO FUCK ME SAY IT NOW I NEED AT LEAST 5

Replacing a robot girls brain with a llm and watching as her longterm memory is obliterated and she becomes extremely suggestible

oomf adopted me and its honestly done wonders for my brain its kinda fucked up

Good morning! Rider! Ge-ge-ge-general!!

do any oomfs know any irish ppl i wanna buddy up more

discord down mid esex

this is me if u were wondering

I need to learn how to not post embarassing things because seemingly everyone in dms can see the remains of messages even after deletion

I had a thought about these two