love a good ragu with vermoni

how can I ship myself to the lucrative lands of luscious lizards?

Just got back from the doctor and they told me i'm 5'11" it's so joever for me

Trans people are real and beautiful and also really beautiful

This "liberation day" got me about to liberate myself from this mortal coil

apparently his schedule these days is -sleep from ~3-9 -post for every waking hour

genuinely horrifying

is it so wrong to want to make Cardassia great again?

can we have a world where things don't happen again?

Dress codes are transphobic. I should be allowed to be hot at work.

I didn't watch the sports thingy, but I hear Drake lost

had someone at work try to talk to me about the super bowl like I was some sort of heterosexual

if times would be a little less interesting that would be really cool

me when the executive orders just. keep. coming.

Definitely still needs a lot of work, but I thought my hair looked good for a sec

the intelligence of the average twitter user has fallen so much that someone felt the need to add an "explain this post" button to every post

SOOOUUUUUUPPPPPPP

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

need someone to rub my shoulders. stat.

part of me really wants to be depressed rn, but i just keep thinking about all the delicious burritos i made yesterday and that makes me feel better

when I first saw it I thought the picture of Elon doing the nazi salute was probably just a funny freeze-frame moment, but I've seen the clip now and there's no shot bro just did that on accident

totally didn't just get ready, drive to work, and call dispatch just so they could remind me that it's a holiday so I'm not working 😩

how your message finds me

head hurt :(

accidentally wound up back on Twitter and it's kinda disappointing how many people just went back...as though nothing happened

it really is too bad that we let crime be legal, but only for the dumbest rich people

crazy that they banned tiktok but they still let dudes have podcasts smh

being autistic is so fun. you'll have people who you've been friends with for years, but can't just talk to because, "what if I've misunderstood the whole relationship and I accidentally say the magic words that make them hate me instantly. better just never engage with anyone...just to be safe"

i am not capable of being either

nothing if not consistent

no, I definitely didn't spend the past hour trying to make this gun transgender

putting the trans in transportation

less happy new years, more happy new queers

average PNW weather forecast

If you see this, post an anime you love

it's true for most issues. like with homelessness, it would actually save us money if we just provided these people with housing...but the cruelty of the system is a feature not a bug

head hurt. feel bad. depression.

I've clearly been watching to much JJBA because I saw this and immediately thought "is that some kind of stand?"

GOD I HATE CARS I HATE THIS SHITTY SOCIETY THAT FORCE ME TO HAVE ONE THEYRE SO FUKING EXPENSIVE AND EVEN AFTER YOU BOUGHT IT YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE SERVICE SHOP AND THEYRE LIKE PAY US A BUNCH OF MONEY TO DO SHIT TO IT OR IT MIGHT KILL YOU I HOPE HENRY FORD IS IN THE LITERAL DEEPEST PIT OF HELL

t4t is unparalleled like why wouldn’t i love making out with another girl who completely ignores the stubble on my chin, seeing only the beauty of one another, lost in each other for hours at a time, only to be momentarily broken by a giggly hiii before diving back in for more

when the world needed him most...he came back

if it was gonna happen anyways, the tornado should take this opportunity to hit something extremely funny