Nothing better than my first fridgerette of the morning.

CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!

I’m so glad Jardiance is the main advertiser during the 4:30am-5am TV slot so I can hear “anus and genitals” over and over while I get ready for work.

When people talk about playing Diablo

My phone just changed “either or” to “euthanasia” and wow, creepy.

Got a new plaque at work

Sam Donaldson’s special message for mothers youtu.be/j0JStOv7NXM?...

I asked Gemini: Please make a haiku about shitting my pants and having to throw them in the pile with the other pants on Shit Pants Mountain. It gave me: Warm warmth fills the seat, Toss them on the growing peak, Mount Shit Pants rises.

Peanuts updated for 2026 👟

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I asked Google Gemini to create a Peanuts parody comic strip named Punknuts with all of the characters as punks.

Deviled eggs for lunch, One loud office bathroom fart, Paint peels from the walls. #haiku

Cinco de Mayo, I step out to pass some gas, Even the birds weep. #haiku

Toastin’ like a ho

Driving around town on Sunday morning in my Nissan Versa

I am “You better plan your funeral” years old.

MMD and I discuss some of our favorite ads on the latest episode of The Garbagecast! garbagecast.fireside.fm/299-5

Best song on the radio these days

This month, we blame @heavydishongry.bsky.social for the awful movie we had to endure. With @oliverrockside.bsky.social @docpinko.bsky.social @upinthisbrain.bsky.social @aliencg.com open.spotify.com/episode/0V4Y...

🤔 @plotlesspodcast.bsky.social

Turn it up and pour one out for Dave Mason. youtu.be/jtap1eLYEYg?...

My wife: “My mom has tetrazzini.” Me: “Oh no! Is there a cure?”

I think I’ll just drag my computer and monitors out here today.

This is terrible, of course, but so is the typo.

I hate it when Potential Spam tries to interrupt a satisfactory urination.

Why is Baskin-Robbins so obsessed with the number 31?

Mrs. Butterworth’s tagline is coming right from her Tinder profile.

Morning nature time before another day of fun in the cubicle.

Why is peeling an Aldi banana like shucking corn? Something weird is going on with these “bananas” if I can legally call them that.

Fixed it, kind of.

Fixed it.

Recent podcast episode correction - these look nothing alike. Whoops.

WHY THIS SUDDEN URGENCY TO GET TO THE MOON? WHAT DOES THE HOLLYWOOD ELITE KNOW?

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Happy April 1st to all who celebrate

There’s a crow out here so big I thought it was a chicken until it flew up to the pole. 🐓

Celebrating (?) 13 years of podcasting this week with a very windy walk through a neighborhood I can't afford to live in! upinthisbrain.com/708-there-wa...

This month, @docpinko.bsky.social picked the movie and he chose The Girl, the Gold Watch, & Dynamite starring Lee Purcell and Philip McHale along with Morgan Fairchild. @upinthisbrain.bsky.social @heavydishongry.bsky.social @oliverrockside.bsky.social @aliencg.com open.spotify.com/episode/2dGx...

For those White Castle level farts 💨

It’s not the deck but it will do, I guess.

It is Opening Day but I am in the cubicle! Sigh.