Hey, want to win a guitar? Me too, but I can’t win this one - but you should! sweetwater.sjv.io/bODQ9P Sweetwater is giving away a Squier CV Jaguar through NAMMhouse! You don’t want to be the sucker who could have gotten a free guitar but didn’t because you didn’t enter!

“Dave Matthews is just late Gen X John Mayer” - @60cyclehum-ryan.bsky.social

First world guitarist problems: I have a spare set of pickups in my house right now - do you know how hard it is to not buy a guitar to put the in?

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Counter-culture hatred of popular things just because they’re popular is cliche - you’re better than that.

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I blocked Zuck over on Threads - any bets on how long before it unblocks him?

Hey y’all, just a reminder that your guitar playing friends don’t want guitar shaped spatulas or guitar pick necklaces for Christmas. Get them a gift card to their local music store or a retailer like Sweetwater or Guitar Center. We don’t think it’s an impersonal gift, I promise.

If someone was actually interested in saving more marriages in America, they’d open a chain of restaurants called “I Don’t Care” and put them directly next door to another chain of restaurants called “Whatever You Want, Honey”

You ever start typing something you think is funny but spend so much time trying to get the perfect phrasing that you decide it isn’t funny anymore? Yeah, me either.

For those of you looking for an alternative Christmas music playlist:

We’re watching the Princess Bride and my wife informed me that she has never seen the entire movie. I took my wedding ring off and told her I won’t put it back on until she’s finished watching the whole thing. I believe I’m in the right here.

hey boutique #guitar builders and luthiers, i’d love to add your company name to the Boutique Guitars feed here on bluesky. drop your name in a reply. also, please share with your guitar crafting peers!

Practicing thankfulness day 4: Today I’m thankful for B.B. King, Albert King, and Freddie King.

Practicing thankfulness day 3: Today I’m thankful for fuzz pedals.

Practicing thankfulness day 2: Today I'm thankful for Hartley Peavey - except for that ridiculous episode of Undercover Boss

Would anyone be interested in a Guitar Lesson club? I know this sounds ridiculous, but we could all do the same TrueFire course individually and then come together in a video call to talk about what we learned. Like a book club but for guitar licks!

Practicing thankfulness this week. Today I’m thankful for Leo Fender and Ted McCarty.

You can't get ripped off on guitar pedals youtu.be/45TtkHOTPLw

Well this sure looks like the Twitter of old - hello world!