bittersweet symphony is ironically not bitter nor sweet, it is just so fucking boring

i was watching one of those vocal stim compilations and some asshole put the "i can swing my sword" song by tobuscus in their comp and now its stuck in my head i hate this life

CW // irl lewds a puppy in moody lighting 😋

that screenshot... bluesky is metamorphosising into 2012 tumblr

everytime i hear the word "vine" i have a traumatic flashback to this one time in youthgroup i disrupted an audience participation section by volunteering to speek and then filming as i told a super lame and completely irrelevant joke to post on vine later... this memory haunts my nightmares

chatgpt is an incel

based

lol

GULO!

it's not so weasy

Heavyweights! www.patreon.com/posts/122162... subscribestar.adult/posts/1699313

someone needs to make an app like shazam that not only listens to the music being played and finds it for you, but also allows you to play that song on your device in sync with how its being played out loud

vibe check, post ass art 😇 CW // lots of rakhe hole

Life advice for the ages. Those doing wrong want you tired and hopeless. But stay angry. And when a chance is in front of you: bite back. Digital plans for a real linocut. I'm anxiously awaiting a press to make this stuff possible with my RSI in my hands. #art #tiger #resist #linocut

i know ai is being heralded as the end of society as we know it or whatever but i love this. i think this is what all ai "art" should be, surreal nonsense, perfection

hi, gymnastics expert here! this is not funny, gymnasts only do this when they’re in extreme distress.

nawwwwwww

had an idea that hanzi would look really cool in a gothic font so i made a thing. if you can read chinese lemme know; is this anything?

i mean... this IS literally how snakes happened... they still have the dna to make legs, they just dont use it... well, i mean, some do 👀

Hmmm... Neural activation

is MEEEE

"cuz im too messy and then im too fucking CLEAN you tell me get a job and then ask where the hell ive BƏN" like really why didnt she just sing it as "been"? she went out of her way to use the deminished form when the standard form rhymes!!!

im pretty all or nothing 😅 kink "jars" made by @toyffun.bsky.social

「 RESPECT EXISTENCE OR EXPECT RESISTANCE 」 💥 portrait commission for @maverickmongrel.bsky.social

the rainbow fish is compatible with spongebob skin theory

and they are ferocious little predators. they are illegal where i live because if they escape they will hunt our wildlife into extinction

🐶✌️

Legoshi subconsciously wants a second helping of deer, 2021 #nsfw #beastars #legoshi #gay #furryart

the trans agenda

my airline just sent out a text AND email, both starting with "we are sorry to inform you..." just to let me know that my flight will be leaving 15 minutes later than expected.... like juses fucking christ why

did you all know that the whale's blowhole is its nostril??? but like, only its LEFT nostril??? when whales went back into the water, the left nostril migrated up onto the top of the head and the other closed off to become a reasonance chamber for comunication/echolocation

this store is playing a cover of All I Want For Christmas... its still NOVEMBER for another TWO WEEKS

does uber get some sort of sick pleasure from assigning me the driver thats the furthest from me as possible? like there was a car right next to me, why did you pick the one on the other side of town?

ayy i used the same template when i made my first ref sheet!!!

Still proud of this one years later

Bluesky: oh youre a furry? so you must like zoophiles then yeah? 🤢 reported and blocked

When you call the subby top a "good boy," and he stars thrusting harder into you 😏❤️🔥

maybe its because i havent fully perfected my feed yet, but please tell me why TF bs just reccomended me this scarily unapologetic zoophile???

saw this and i wanna make a clarification, it doesnt actually matter how long you do each step, as long as you: -breath in for however long is comfortable, -hold your breath however long you feel like ... (cont.)

me when i pupy pup, py,,, pupy bark abrk bark bark arf arf bark,

bunny :3 #NeoMammalia #game #gamedev #gamedevelopment #pixelart #aseprite

my current wallpaper, tho im looking for something hotter

"You just gonna stare, or are ya gonna help me?" 😤❤️🔥

I love this design I made of Bowser He's about to give you a good reason to call him daddy 🍆

do buff capybara furries make bara jokes?

Lago de nutrias "The water's great, why don't you dive in too?"