An absolute shitshow of a football club.

Tonight's crowd is much more supportive of Littler, I can only assume that Monday's crowd was full of people who got chubbed for Wolves away.

Well, a tram arrived pretty much as soon as I arrived at the stop. But that and the pre-match Bovril are the only positives I can take from tonight.

Absolutely made up for Sunderland, anyone who watched Sunderland til I Die knows how their fans suffered through horrendous mismanagement. Days like this will be all the sweeter for having had to go through those dark days.

I am deeply triggered by the fact that the dinner break has come after the tea break #Ashes

Siri, show me the most optimistic headline of all time.

Happy Winding Up Order Eve again to everyone who celebrates. We'll all be hanging up our stockings tonight to see what the judge puts in there, will it be a lovely end to all the pain or a disappointing adjournment again?

Mes que un club.

I hope Rooney rocks up for Van Dijk's post-match interview #LIVPSV

I've watched worse days of cricket, sensational stuff.

In fairness, we don’t know how bad this is until Australia have had a chance to bat and are 342-2.

An absolutely shambolic batting performance.

Sake #Ashes

Ridiculous from McTominay #SCODEN

The second best leg in the history of darts? #GSOD

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

Happy Investment Landing Day to all who celebrate, it seems to come round again so quickly these days Let's hope those Grinchy international banking regulations don't mean it has to be transferred at a maximum of $75K per day again, as it's winding up order day once more on Wednesday.

Van Dijk should go straight round to Rooney's gaff to apologise to him after that brainless little flick of his foot.

No idea where this team has suddenly found a backbone from. But I'm very glad they have. Another point rescued from a position where their heads would have gone just a month or two ago.

Next time someone tells you that train drivers "just push buttons" show them this from the BBC

Yes, because Badenoch’s was a criminal offence carrying a custodial sentence, whereas Reeves’ was not.

If you're the person on my train, that left a copy of the Metro open on a page with Traitors spoilers, I hope your next shit is a drawn-out and painful affair.

I never thought I'd see the day that I was disappointed that the club hasn't been wound up. And yet here we are.

Well, this takes a wild turn.

I do hope that if they do choose to become immigrants in another country they plan to fully assimilate, abandon any home culture, become fluent in the new language, make no claim on state services or pensions, and fulfil all the other demands they make of people choosing to live here.

Outstanding work.

Didn't manage to get home from work in time for the game so dived into a pub in town to watch it. Had a Liverpool fan on the next table which made the win sweet enough. The fact that he was ranting pre-game about Neville deserving the sack, then booed taking the knee was chef's kiss stuff

And the hits just keep on coming. www.alloutrugbyleague.co.uk/news/st-hele...

That's it, all over, there's no way a Hull KR side would let a 2 score lead slip in the last couple of minutes of a big game.

Not gonna lie, I was hoping they'd give it to Biden, for the lols.

This guy needs to be put in team with Danny Kruger.

This guy is going to be furious with the club owner who pulled his club out of a semi-final over ticket allocations.

There used to be an "indice de performance" in the Monte Carlo rally, which rewarded the car which performed the best in relation to its engine size. In football, Oliver Glasner's Crystal Palace would win it almost every round of the PL. Chapeau.

Lovely night to be sat under a leaky roof.

Off to Salford, for what I feel sure will be the last ever time. Hopefully there'll be some kind of phoenix club to support next year, but right now, who knows? Feeling extremely emotional that a club I've supported for nearly 52 years, is being flushed away by 2 chancers.

The Nigel Farage who wrote this about Charlie Kirk's murder will be furious at the Nigel Farage who made Lucy Connolly a star of the Reform conference

Tax aside, this is objectively a very sad end to Rayner’s political career: a teenage single mum from a deprived family who went onto be deputy prime minister. The right wing press detested her for not knowing her place. Their glee at her downfall will be palpable in tomorrow’s front pages.

Rayner is absolute class. She's been a bit silly in organising her taxes, but that's not why they hate her. They hate her because she did not know her place.

Asking politicians about flags is the new ‘asking politicians to define a woman’ is the new ‘asking politicians about NOTHING OF ANY IMPORTANCE TO ACTUAL PEOPLE THUS DOING A DISSERVICE TO ALL PEOPLE.’ Current level of public discourse is sub-sixth form.

Malcolm Nash was not the kind you bring in to bowl tripe to expedite a declaration. He finished his first-class career just 7 first-class wickets short of 1,000, at an average of 25.87. A very happy Six Sixes anniversary to Sir Gary.

The joy of seeing an injury time winner has subsided somewhat after I discovered that I forgot to tap out on the tram yesterday. £11.30 for an 8 mile round trip! Might walk to the Chelsea game.

Can we get John O'Shea back for the Burnley game? It may save me from heart failure at every corner.

If your concern is that a white person who pleaded guilty received a sentence within the guidelines maybe you *want* two tier justice.

Sat enjoying a pint in the sun on the Quays for what feels like the 590th home game on the trot.

And there we have it folks. The most embarrassing set of owners have found a new low. I thought last week's revelation of the governing body having to pay your launderette bill or else you wouldn't have any kit, couldn't be beaten. Yet here we are.