if you guys ever doubt the love for stolas/stolitz, just remember that's a loud ass minority. look at how much love stolas has.

When people start talking about how much Helluva Boss would have been a better show if it didn't have "toxic yaoi" but I promise you with every fiber of my goddamn being that this series would never have garnered the fanbase it did w/ the original "kill of the day" formula.

the whole "helluva boss would've been so much better if it kept the pilot format and stayed episodic" critique is so fucking fake. y'all can't even handle the humor in the helluva shorts or hazbin's dark humor. and then people would complain about helluva not being complex enough.

Male leads in Hazbin Hotel: ME ME ME WANT WANT WANT POWER POWER POWER. Male leads in Helluva Boss:

that's why he's so pretty. there's some element of heavenliness in him 🩷 stunning, jaw dropping, beautiful. thank you lucifer for creating this stunning indescribably gorgeous owl man. thank you

Merry Sinsmas, truer love is hard to find 🎵 // #helluvaboss #stolitz (from dec 2024)

BFFs Chapter 10 (1/8) #helluvaboss #stolitz

My contribution to @zerolawliet.bsky.social's 45k celebration! Thanks for all your amazing art 🥹💖💖 #ZeroLawliet45kdtiys #helluvaboss

BFFs Chapter 9 (11/11) #helluvaboss #stolitz

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BFFs Chapter 9 (10/11) #helluvaboss #stolitz

BFFs Chapter 9 (6/11) #helluvaboss #stolitz

"Vine off , Bitch. The bird's ass is mine."

GUYS I CANT WITH YALL LMAOOO the plant is trying to eat stolas. as in cannibalize. as in digestion. as in stolas dies. as in he stops breathing. 😭😭😭😭 this fandom always thinkin' with y'all's dicks LOL

in the little shop of horrors, seymour names his plant after his crush (audrey 2) and stolas is seymour in the merch. the plant is named blitzy 2. thank you lord for the stolitz crumbs amen

BFFs Chapter 9 (4/11) #helluvaboss #stolitz

bryce thank you for feeding into my hopes and dreams. i love how he's so in-character because stolas would be that passive aggressive and bitchy 😭

when are people going to realize helluva boss was always going to be about blitz's life & his relationships. they did not change that, they expanded on it. hazbin's focus is on the hotel, thus the name: "hazbin hotel" helluva's focus isn't the company, thus the name: "helluva boss" and not I.M.P

im in agony because i am cooking up the best fic i have created yet with good stolas AND blitz jealousy and yet i can't share it to y'all yet because im not done AND i still need to complete lost in hiraeth + vacay to bonetown lost in hiraeth has been a pain in my ass tbh but i will see it through

i wanted to let you guys know that if you are a proshipper and enjoy incestous ships or minor x adult ships, out of my own comfort, i will be blocking you. i know this fandom is kind of open with that type of stuff which already makes me uncomfortable as it is,

"you only like helluva boss because it turned into a yaoi soap opera" yeah, i like romance. i prefer drama over comedy. im invested in stolas & blitz. cry about it i guess?? i enjoy their story and their dynamic. i don't see the issue here 💀

man y'all got me buying the grimoire edition add-on to the first blood retail edition that i already pledged all because i want stolas when he's not even fully guaranteed LOL✌️😭 quick someone do me a solid and pledge $50,000. i need him

BFFs Chapter 8 (10/12) #helluvaboss #stolitz

BFFs Chapter 8 (9/12) #helluvaboss #stolitz

guys i just saw a bunch of people defending stolas from people who push the narrative that stolas is a rapist on twitter and they weren't even from the fandom. they finally realized that holy shit!!! stolas never coerced or threatened blitz are we healing as a society ???

oh my god what the fuck. this proves that blitz has had feelings for stolas since truthseekers. i did not hear this in the original episode at all. just remember this is his SELF CONSCIOUS saying this. HE WANTS STOLAS. he doesn't think he deserves him.

BFFs Chapter 8 (8/12) #helluvaboss #stolitz

- "stolas coerced blitz" • stolas did not coerce blitz because he never threatened to take away the book and blitz manipulated him into believing he was there to have sex with him. stolas DID, however, use him for sex at the beginning. - "it's coercion" • ok... how? - "cause it is"

the one thing i absolutely adore about stolas is the fact that he's a slut but he's a slut for only 1 man. he manages to be the biggest whore around but only for 1 guy who literally looks like the imp version of megamind.

ok im not a pervert but i really hope they give us stolitz gentle sex in the future so we can compare how it's totally different from the pilot. that would genuinely break me in the best way possible.

just saw stolitz porn on twitter that has 32k likes guys we are LIVING in the RIGHT TIME!

im seeing a lot of conversations happening on whether or not blitz enjoyed having sex with stolas and whether or not he liked him, so like the loud mouth i am, i wanted to talk about it. ⇩

how the fuck did they make him more sexy wtf

oh my god

i normally only focus on stolitz but this was SO CUTE! i wanna see more of this side of m&m. they're precious and clearly love each other so much, i love it

My favorite thing about the new Helluva Trailer is it's MUCH more representational of what the show is actually about. ❤️ With this new release we can hopefully bring in people who don't expect it to be something it's not. 🥰 besides, 'that's' what the shorts are for now. ✨

i hope viv knows how much stolitz is loved. seeing the hate for specifically them gets me ✌️☹️ and i hope she doesn't regret writing their story and their romance. regardless i think people would've hated their relationship even if she didn't make it romantic but still, they mean so much to me man

saw stolitz hate on twitter with 21k likes, i have never blocked and logged out so quickly in my LIFE ✌️😭 and y'all just KNOW a lot of those likes come from bots & homophobes. stolitz is peak y'all will NOT convince me otherwise

y'all ever start a fanfiction and then decide you really hate it and lose motivation for it but you've already uploaded it on AO3 so you have to see it out but it's just gonna have a half-assed ending lol

im still not falling for this propaganda that blitz said ew here. he definitely said "uhhh, you?" there was also a mistranslation in apology tour with stolas' song. it's a mistranslation please i can't cope if he actually said "ew" 😭

mission zero better come in clutch please. i can't keep telling people that stolas did not coerce blitz & having to explain that he never once said or implied "ill take away the book if you don't have sex with me" this argument better end once in for all

not to be that guy but.. y'all are kinda missing someone very very important

how are we doing over here? the fandom on twitter is a whole fuckfest. are we also having the millie cheating on moxxie with blitz discourse on here or is it chill. it's crazy how that's even a discourse but i need to stay the fuck off twitter lmao

when helluva boss s3 & hazbin hotel s2 come out and everyone's like "glad i never jumped on the hate train for these shows! 😋" im gonna be grinning from ear to ear knowing that i genuinely didn't switch up on either of these shows and then they'll switch up when there's another hiatus

so is she pregnant here or

i don't think people realize how depressing the fact stolas didn't have a single positive sexual interaction with someone else until he was 36 years old.

look at him. look at how gorgeous he is. he's so happy.

im such a a stolitz truther i don't even think they'd canonically sexually explore with anyone else 🥴 maybe im just projecting but i just can't see it for the life of me. yeah they're horny fucks, but they're only horny for each other, ya feel?

im clocking out, just saw someone who hates helluva boss & tries to claim stolas is a sexual predator call verosika "veronica" and octavia "olivia" and then imply blitz is just a pervert as if he doesn't literally stalk his employees up until ghostfuckers 💔