I have been a maintenance man for 20 years and my biggest accomplishment, was hooking up a sound bar through Wi-Fi this afternoon. This calls for a celebration.

So private donors are paying for the ballroom. Kind of like Mexico is paying for the wall.

If you don’t like gay marriage… Don’t get gay married. It’s literally that simple. You don’t need all the hateful signs.

If every president in the last 150 years was begging to get a ballroom, how come this is the first time I’ve heard of it?

We have to stop the anti-Trump political rhetoric? There is a wannabe dictator trying to take over our country, and you want us to be nice to him? That is fucking hilarious.

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To be fair… If I worked in this administration, I would be shitfaced drunk all the time too

State charges need to be brought against Ghislaine in NY and NM. That way her pedo pardon will only mean she is going to a tougher prison in state custody. Stop this lawless regime from avoiding accountability.

The face you make when you finally get to Minneapolis after talking all your shit, and you meet a real tough guy.

Oh no! Was it my weed photos? I still love you Irtxu. 🤷‍♂️

Was it the flat earth joke? I’m sorry Susie. 🤷‍♂️

It’s Earth Day! Stay lifted friends.

A RIGGED ELECTION IN VIRGINIA! Says the guy who literally made up fake electors to rig the certification of a presidential election. This is for you, Tina peters. I hope you die in prison.

“as everyone knows, I am an extraordinarily brilliant person” Says the guy who told the world they should inject bleach. So there’s that…

Happy Earth Day to all of the flat earthers! You guys fucking crack me up!

Fuckin meatloaf bitches!

I love to cook, and you can always find me in the kitchen. One thing I have never done, is make a meatloaf. That will change tonight! If anybody has any recommendations, I am open to any help I can get.

If you miss your baby girl in college, just tell her when you harvest. She will show up. #growmie #GrowYourOwn #CannabisCommunity

The NL Central is the only division in MLB with all 5 teams above .500 This is going to be a fun year! #GoCubsGo

Accountability is coming for you. www.kaaltv.com/news/hennepi...

Villainizing the pope does not seem like a good strategy.

Fun fact: Lady bugs will not harm your cannabis plants, but they do eat the bugs that do harm your plants. They are the guardians of your stash. 😁 #Growmie #Growyorown #CannabisCommunity

This is my grandson, Greyson. He got the same glasses as grandpa. This kid’s going places.

I don’t listen to Joe Rogan and I think he’s kind of a tool, but in 2020 he endorsed Bernie Sanders. That’s the complete opposite of Trump. Joe says whatever he needs to to keep you talking about him. Mission accomplished.

MAGA is all worked up over trump pretending to be Jesus. Of all the depraved shit he’s done, it was pretending to be Jesus that did it. Sounds like cult shit to me.

I see people defending Swalwell like maga defends trump. Can we chill out with that?

If posting himself as Jesus is the most offensive thing he’s done to you, then you haven’t been paying attention.

Next time, instead of DoorDash Grandma delivering to Trump, can we have DoorDash Luigi Mangione instead?

Sorry, I deleted that post... I thought I was a doctor.

I really hope everything stays peaceful in Hungary. Putin will not go down without a fight and it feels like a recipe for violence.

If you post a fake pictures of Melania with Epstein, you are doing more harm than good. You are playing right into Trump‘s hand.

Melania: I met my husband, by chance, at a New York City party in 1998. Me: Just to be clear., You met Marla Maples' husband at New York City party in 1998...

I think Melania is trying to get deported. Well played girl.

Is it possible that Melania brought the Epstein case up because she wants to be done with the orange guy? If she did this on her own, she would succeed in making him bigly mad.

Epstein had a lot of victims. Melania was not one of them. She was complicit . She can say whatever the fuck she wants, but the truth is, she is nothing more than a hooker who sold her body to the highest bidder. Hope that helps.

I think everyone needs to sit down and smoke a spliff. The world will be a better place.

Trump was a bully that got punched in the mouth. Now his true colors are on display for the world to see. Nobody will ever be intimidated by his empty threats again. I honestly didn’t think he could be any more embarrassing but I was wrong.

What a poser. He’s so predictable and pathetic. The world is laughing at us.

He’s going to try to give himself the congressional Medal of Honor, isn’t he?

He could've literally chosen to do nothing and golf every day, and we'd *still* be better off than we are now.

Nobody talks about how satisfying it is to unsubscribe from an email you’ve been deleting for four years. This is what victory tastes like.

I don’t really give a fuck that he said praise be to Allah. I’m more concerned about the part where he’s pledging to commit war crimes against almost 100,000,000 people.

I bet the “Trump 2028” hats are about to be really cheap.

“Irans military is completely dead!” “The strait is open for business!” “We don’t need any help from NATO!” “We don’t use the strait anyways!” “OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! How can any American not be completely embarrassed by this toddler?

We could have a plumber running DHS And a junkie car salesman as AG. What could possibly go wrong.

F-15 WSO recovered alive. Was escaping and evading. Massive fire fight on tgt. Iranians were actively looking for him in the area.

How does the most disloyal human on the fucking planet convince so many people to be so loyal to him? I don’t get it.

Haha! The kitchen is getting pretty hot isn’t it Mikey? www.ms.now/news/mike-jo...

They are more American than anybody, but they are brown. I’m sure you need to think that through. Moron.

I ❤️ Minneapolis