if you’re single tbh it’s probably your fault because I’m insufferable and boo’d up

Happy YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?? Day 🙂

Also, I got a ticket to see her! #Robyn

I dunno about yall, but I’m loving NBC’s production of the Winter #Olympics - the title sequences and graphics are cinematic and chic AF.

Not this US ice dancing team skating to Poison by Bel Biv Devoe! IKTR!! #olympics

BENITO!!! 🥰

I’m coming to the cottage.

Not Catherine O’Hara! 😔

Thought I’d try recreating this a year later 👅

5’7 👋🏽🙂

I cannot believe it’s still January.

Another Monday with the world on fire…

Guess the Academy really hated Wicked: For Good 🥴 #OscarNoms #AcademyAwards

Always nice that I work from home on #humpday 👅

Always nice that I work from home on #humpday 👅

Once again, the moment I start having feelings for a guy he tells me he doesn’t feel the same way. Oh well. I’ll just live vicariously through Heated Rivalry.

8 days into 2026 and I haven’t kissed or made out with anyone…

“Gimme kiss” like Ilya said 💋

Me (and my nipples) are back in the cube under these offensive fluorescent lights. #Monday

At least I got it in today (a workout that is) #NewYear

Depression really grabbed me by the neck this holiday season. Still trying to make my way back out of it, but I’ll get there. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the sun is peeping out as I type this. #HappyNewYear

Bicep thread

Did I watch the finale of #HeatedRivalry this morning? Yes. Am I going to watch it again in WeHo tonite? Hell yea.

brb - Gonna listen to Ilya Rozenof say “ok” on a loop. #HeatedRivalry

Me at 31 (2012) vs me now at 44. Just a slight change 😉

Just found out the Heated Rivalry guys were at HiTops in WeHo the other night. I live 15 min away.

Rewatching Heated Rivalry…

Dear Universe, where the FUCK is my hockey player and/or service worker with slutty little glasses who’s working his way through grad school??? 😩 #HeatedRivalry

Okay I may just have to fast forward to the kinky bits because this cute shit is too romantic for my jaded heart lol

I like the show, but also lowkey hate it because it makes me think I can pull off this flirty scenario irl… #HeatedRivalry

I highly recommend listening to Olivia Dean’s discography while venting to your journal.

Hit 225 on my squats tonite which is a new personal record for me! I’m proud of myself. ☺️

BIG BACK, BIG BACK! (Posting from the treadmill, haiii!) #gymthings

Going to Detroit in March for a work conference. That muhfkr gonna be cold AF.

Ariana is taking the Oscar.

Any LA bloomfies going to Axis tonight?

Gym fit went hard tonight. Also hard: these pecssssssss 😜

I love seeing naked men on my feed.

Naur good deed La la la la la Naur good deed La la la la la

FIYERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!

No one: Grindr: boopalurp .com

Wet. And it’s not from the rain. 💪🏽

Hottest guy was at the gym - he basically made all of us short circuit in the locker room.

Heading back to LA from PS and I’m horrrrrrrny.

Best believe I was shirtless this weekend, but I also prepared fits. #PSPride #ootd

Palm Springs this weekend. Who wants to collab? 😈

D.O.B. 11/02/1981

Update:

I see @subtlebeast.bsky.social 👀🌭

D.O.B. 11/02/1981