I’m showing up to Thanksgiving like this. Gobble gobble 🦃🍁

Ughhh Holidays. I guess I’ll be doing this… 😜😘

They went thattaway 🔃😜

It snowed outside! So anyways… my tits 😘

Really feeling the need to suffocate someone’s son as I straddle their face with these meaty thighs 😈🤫😝😘

Where’s a nice face to sit on when you need one, huh? 😝😘

Burppppppp.

My pizza’s giving “come hither” energy and honestly… I came. 🍕😌✨ & Papas pepperonis are looking perky 💦👅

What my laptop sees as I wait for it to update 😝

He'a all jock, no tober.

Just Fall stuff 🍁🍂

A Thursday study of light and shadows as they dance across my tits through a veiled curtain. 🎨🧑‍🎨

What if I told you I smelled so good right now? 😈

Dreamy Green, Ultra Graphic, cuddletastic moment 💚

Fall Hike Tits 🍁🥾

Oh she's thick 🍑

These hips were made for exploration 🤫😘

Shall we drift off to the unknown this fine fall day? Mmmm yes please 🍁🎃

A Study in Illumination 📸🌙

Weekend Forecast: a bit nippy 🌪️☂️💨🍈🍈😜😘

Kisses 💋💋💋💋💋 you all are so fucking sexy 🥵

Boop. Have a nice day! 💋

Good morning Sexy Humans 😘

Cookies for breakfast! Shocking! 😮

Floof.

Taking a short break on this Saturday Fall Cleaning Spree! 🥵 Everything feels better after it’s been cleaned. 😌

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s buns, Unless they ask, then get thee some. And baby, damn… thou hast a lot. 🫣

You are the tree that fell in the forest, where no one saw. But the forest remembers. And I think that’s beautiful. ♥️🌳✨

Friday Vibe With Me 🍁🥐☕️🎷

The bags beneath my eyes are full of dreams I never got to finish. Saturday, we unpack. 🧳😴

Oh noes! A hairy man boob popped out!

Rapture: 0, Me: 1. Happy Tuesday You Jesus Freaks 💋😜😘

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion. ~ Albert Camus

Daddies tired 😓 but let’s go hump day! 🐪

Hotel mirrors make you look thicker right? Wider maybe? 🤔😜😘

Let it go! They say, just move on. Which I always found confusing as I remember everything, even if I tried not to. Until I started realizing letting go is not forgetting. It’s remembering without losing yourself. And being present enough to choose differently. ❤️‍🩹✨😘

Realizing people change out people in their lives, rather than change their patterns. That’s not “preference”, that’s protection of the problem. 🤯 and yes I purposely posted this with a preposterous amount of Ps on purpose 😜

The allergies be allergie-ing 😕

All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up… but only if it zooms in on the good tit. 🍈😜💋

Cum! lick up this mess 👅💦😈😘

Sunday vibes ☺️🎧✨

I had a video but Bluesky isn’t working so here’s a picture. Sweater weather! 😍🍁🍂

Hey you. Yeah you. I know you know, that I know, that you know, what I know. So now you know. And they know too. 🤯 But you didn’t hear it from me. 🤫✨🌝

A note to my younger self, I love you. You got this. Keep going. ❤️🐻🫂

Shall we dance, Friday? Just you and me? We’ll spin past chores and kick off the week 💃💋

Be mindful who you share your dreams with. Doubt is contagious… and some people cough it up without even noticing.🌈🌟

Built like a Pixar mom and I’m not even mad about it 🦸‍♀️🍑🦹‍♂️😂

Tuesday. tit. TIT.

@johnsuckit.bsky.social for you ;) god I need a mountain cabin escape so badddddd. And a hot tub.