She's keeping the doc martin's on

January album

Episode 3 of Heated Rivalry was sooooo good! I know I'm behind on this, so looking forward to how it plays out.

Merry Christmas 🎄

These drawings! 🫶🏻🔥

In today’s climate, being kind and tender feels like an act of rebellion ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷

Due for a re-watch 🥲

Officially working on Christmas 🙃 The perks of working in television broadcasting...a slowing dying medium

a fire hot cocoa and kissing

Grown ass men (me) avoiding football scores like the plague today SMH

Hearing this is a hoodie and thong weekend, has anyone else heard of this? Researching now 🤓🫣😶‍🌫️

Everyone at this Christmas party thinks I'm whispering little in-jokes to you, and I am, but I'm also telling you how badly I want to fuck you and that my cum should be dripping down your legs right now 😈🎄💦

Tuck yourself under my arm. Put your head on my chest. You are safe.

I just think body hair on women is soooo sexy. Legs, arms, armpits🤤, bush😍, chest, stomach, face. If you got, I want it!

Seeing "costed" is so upsetting, I don't know why.

Did not like Glass Onion at all, and was lukewarm on Knives Out. Wake Up Dead Man is quite the accomplishment, by far the strongest film of the three! Great script, and incredible performances.

Getting into the back half of my 30s and I'm saying things like "damn that's a sexy ass collarbone" 😂

Sometimes I need a grip as firm as I give 😈

me: *opens bsky late at night* also me: why am i so horny?

You ever get a song stuck in your head and you can't remember who sang it, but you're too stubborn to look it up? Anyways, apologies Nora Jones 👸

I should get back into phone sex...🫣

Stronger boners after shovelling?? Must be the circulation 💪

When her hand feels so good, your hips start to buck

It's hold her chin and press your thumb on her bottom lip season 🎄

tis the season

Great show! Highly recommend if you're looking for a quick comedy binge. S2 just dropped

"Speak friend and enter" has a different meaning as you get older 😈

Getting the urge to be a bedroom bully 😩😈😩😈

Not really sure why s*x workers and the like are getting booted off X/Twitter, but the p*rn accounts that steal content are flourishing

Dawg.....

First position in porn being reverse cowgirl is CRAZY. I need to see her face when it goes in 🫠

I love Mary Jane Watson-Parker

Nw: The Family Stone, 2005

I'm probably 2 and 9. If you're position 13, you're a sicko and my DMs are open. How are you sleeping?

When you're at the gym and she's horny posting on the timeline

People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.

A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.

BACK-TO-PLAK 💥 VLADDY'S TURN! #PLAKATA

Just wanted it to end tbh #jays

Such an incredibly pulpy, wickedly fun ride of a movie. It pairs well with Sinners, too! Ravenous, 1999

Will never be a "cover the spread" guy. Always a "I'll take the moneyline 😖" guy

Can we just appreciate how stunning young Ursula K Le Guin was

when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence” when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:

MAD. MAX. HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE 🗣️