Holy shit

Iran can have a few ICBMs, as a treat

Oh, so you’re “hungry” but don’t want to eat a pound of dog shit? Interesting. twp.ai/9OWrYE

JD is “smart” in the same way as an LLM—he can make any position sound reasonable at a surface level but has no actual principles, internal consistency, or capacity for self-reflection.

Now every time a white dude gets promoted, everyone is going to question whether it was on account of merit or to meet some kind of quota. Sad! www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/u...

The podcast bros said they were supporting Trump for two reasons: He wouldn’t start any wars, and he’d release the Epstein files. Massie lost tonight for two reasons: (a) forcing the release of the Epstein files, and (b) trying to restrain Trump’s war in Iran.

If this isn’t a winning message in the midterms and beyond, then this country deserves everything that comes after.

Omg they’re going to make us pay in cash, aren’t they?

He’s a goddamn anomaly. They probably have students crowding around. “Test him again! It’s impossible that he’s just this fucking stupid without having any known disease!”

This fuckin guy

It’s getting to the point where you’d have to question the objectivity of any juror who doesn’t hate him, because hating him is the objectively reasonable position.

86 47

Monkeying with the white balance and claiming he’s fixed everything—maybe a little too on the nose?

Wait, what? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemon_I...

Another effect of this war is that it has effectively rubber stamped all the pro regime propaganda about the United States What are u gonna say in response to: “are u saying they don’t blow up school children, start wars of aggression, threatened to end our civilization and genocide our country, &…

1. Identify problem 2. Create massive clusterfuck 3. Minimally resolve said clusterfuck 4. Declare problem solved and demand praise Every goddamn time

*rain

Another one of those what-if-it-happened-in-another-country moments: The president is suing the government for $100 million dollars for searching his home for the classified documents he stole, and the attorney who represented him on those charges is currently leading the Justice Department.

hmm

Smoking cigarettes just got even cooler

It’s honestly the most humanizing thing I’ve heard about anyone connected to this administration

Classic context collapse

Surely not! Corruption in Trumpland?!

Trump's always a word salad of lies and nonsense but it's worth noting his specific claim here: his own CBP, which screens international arrivals at airports, has been allowing undocumented people to pass through their checkpoints.

If ICE has to waste its own resources annoying the business and leisure classes, I’d count that as a win. People will know who to blame.

This may actually be correct. Decentralization ftw?

If only the US had some kind of AID initiative to help shore up international goodwill, counter Chinese/Russian influence, and ameliorate some of the worst effects of this boondoggle. It would just need a clever acronym to really cinch the deal… www.ft.com/content/1054...

Captain Deals at work

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This must be the meritocracy we heard so much about. Thank goodness we got rid of all that nasty DEI.

Axios journalist: Trump is lying again

A lot of Americans have never experienced true adversity and took away the lesson that nothing truly bad can happen to them. Minimally functional government is one of those things you never notice until it’s gone.

Meritocracy is when you think appoint someone “weak on security” as counterterrorism chief because you “think he’s a good guy” and want to give him a chance.

You can’t break up with me—I’m breaking up with you!

Too many first-person shooters, not enough real-time strategy.

These are the shoes of a man who sleeps in a racecar bed

The president’s disastrous policies are blowing up in his face. How can I save him from the consequences of his actions while simultaneously getting none of the credit?

Someone on his staff totally set him up on a “Zoom call” with “Bill Clinton” to cheer him up

This is so stupid it’s almost certainly correct

It’s almost as if “originalism” was always just a scam to get to whatever outcome you wanted via cherry-picking and post hoc rationalization

Remember Donald Trump saying he’d end the war in Ukraine “on day one?” How many days has it been? Remember that every time Donald says his war in Iran will be over soon.

HOLY SHIT. A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election. Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

Which one was the girls’ school?

It’s time to pull the emergency brake on this motherfucker

This is so fucking embarrassing