Another effect of this war is that it has effectively rubber stamped all the pro regime propaganda about the United States What are u gonna say in response to: “are u saying they don’t blow up school children, start wars of aggression, threatened to end our civilization and genocide our country, &…

1. Identify problem 2. Create massive clusterfuck 3. Minimally resolve said clusterfuck 4. Declare problem solved and demand praise Every goddamn time

*rain

Another one of those what-if-it-happened-in-another-country moments: The president is suing the government for $100 million dollars for searching his home for the classified documents he stole, and the attorney who represented him on those charges is currently leading the Justice Department.

hmm

Smoking cigarettes just got even cooler

It’s honestly the most humanizing thing I’ve heard about anyone connected to this administration

Classic context collapse

Surely not! Corruption in Trumpland?!

Trump's always a word salad of lies and nonsense but it's worth noting his specific claim here: his own CBP, which screens international arrivals at airports, has been allowing undocumented people to pass through their checkpoints.

If ICE has to waste its own resources annoying the business and leisure classes, I’d count that as a win. People will know who to blame.

This may actually be correct. Decentralization ftw?

If only the US had some kind of AID initiative to help shore up international goodwill, counter Chinese/Russian influence, and ameliorate some of the worst effects of this boondoggle. It would just need a clever acronym to really cinch the deal… www.ft.com/content/1054...

Captain Deals at work

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This must be the meritocracy we heard so much about. Thank goodness we got rid of all that nasty DEI.

Axios journalist: Trump is lying again

A lot of Americans have never experienced true adversity and took away the lesson that nothing truly bad can happen to them. Minimally functional government is one of those things you never notice until it’s gone.

Meritocracy is when you think appoint someone “weak on security” as counterterrorism chief because you “think he’s a good guy” and want to give him a chance.

You can’t break up with me—I’m breaking up with you!

Too many first-person shooters, not enough real-time strategy.

These are the shoes of a man who sleeps in a racecar bed

The president’s disastrous policies are blowing up in his face. How can I save him from the consequences of his actions while simultaneously getting none of the credit?

Someone on his staff totally set him up on a “Zoom call” with “Bill Clinton” to cheer him up

This is so stupid it’s almost certainly correct

It’s almost as if “originalism” was always just a scam to get to whatever outcome you wanted via cherry-picking and post hoc rationalization

Remember Donald Trump saying he’d end the war in Ukraine “on day one?” How many days has it been? Remember that every time Donald says his war in Iran will be over soon.

HOLY SHIT. A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election. Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

Which one was the girls’ school?

It’s time to pull the emergency brake on this motherfucker

This is so fucking embarrassing

First Bovino, now Noem. You take two of ours, we take two of yours.

Iran’s Next Top Mullah

What the actual fuck

BREAKING: Credible whistleblower discloses that FBI forensic experts were ordered to stand down from processing the scene where Renee Good was killed, because Kash Patel did not want Good referenced as a “victim” in the warrant.

Really wanted his Obama in the Situation Room moment, and this ain’t it

Sure would be a good time to have not laid off your entire Middle East bureau.

There are two explanations for the Trump Admin’s Russia’s policy: 1. This admin is secretly aligned with Putin and lying about that to the world and the American people, or 2. they are incredibly naive fools who ignore overwhelming evidence that contradicts their worldview.

Prosecutions, now.

NEW: Judge Eric Tostrud, a Trump appointee, issued civil contempt sanctions against DOJ today for moving a man out of Minnesota against an order, not releasing him under the timeline ordered, and not returning him to Minnesota. [h/t @kyledcheney.bsky.social ]

Yeah, this feels correct.

Lol DOJ disagrees with him. www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

Tell me again about how the fairness doctrine is the solution to all our problems. variety.com/2026/tv/news...

How tf is this not the Onion?

We’ve seen what they say when they’re captured on video. No one should ever believe another word from these shitheels.

He don’t say words so good

Lol