This guy doesn’t realise how much of a symptom of the problem he is. A back-combed, permatanned avatar of smugness handing out lectures to people whose responsibilities he can’t even begin to encompass.

Every Belgian man is out of AO in R1. All three of them injured. As usual, over to you, Elise Mertens.

America doesn't live in reality anymore. The administration never did, but I think the rest of the country is gone too. No other explanation for this to drag on. The country just went… poof… gone.

The Prime Minister of Belgium speaks:

Someone walks out for a tennis match in a ridiculous dress and you’re all out there drooling. No wonder Trump’s president.

You come out like this, you better win 6-1 6-2.

Monfils set down to Melbourne Sweeny.

Potapova playing like an Austrian here.

Alexander Blockx out in 4. Probably not recovered from the shoulder injury that made him retire in his Q3 match.

“I missed many breakpoints against Rafa.” We are aware, Roger. No need to remind us.

Roger scoffing at Agassi yelling “Don’t be scared of success.” 😆👍

😂😂😂😂

Only 16% of Europeans still see Trumpistan 🇺🇸 as an ally. You want isolationism? You got isolated.

#tennisplayersreadingbooksduringchangeovers Cocciaretto reads The Eight Mountains by Paolo Cognetti.

Alexander Blockx gets a LL spot in the #AO main draw after the withdrawal of Cazaux.

Watch out, Trumpistan 🇺🇸 Belgium 🇧🇪 is sending one (1) soldier to Greenland 🇬🇱.

Three teenagers in two WTA finals tomorrow.

Embarrassed yet, Murica?

0/6 for Belgians at AO qualies. 😬 Bergs, Mertens & Collignon in the main draw.

I had to look up Lizardman's Constant: the 4% of people who will tell a pollster lizard people are taking over the world, ie the minimum answer you will get for even the most absurd question.

Alexander Blockx, only top 100 player in the men’s AO qualies, getting off court treatment on the shoulder after losing the second set.

It was a WILD finish

This is the same c*nt that got a wildcard at Newport last year.

Blockx entering the top 💯 while #BlockX is trending. Popular guy already!

All those ads for Barilla have turned Gauff into an Italian.

Alexander Blockx has made it into the top 100, nice January debut. But also a great start of the year for Rafa Jodar.

Alexander Blockx wins the Canberra challenger by beating fellow NextGen’er Jódar. Blockx makes his debut into the top 100.

Someone shoot him in the face and show him how right he is.

“Denmark changes name of Greenland to Epstein Island so Trump would shut up about it.” 😂

Anyone know the story of this Egyptian "player" in an ITF35 in Nairobi. Obviously hadn't played tennis before. How did she get in? Why did she get in? How did she win 3 points in the match? @benrothenberg.bsky.social should be on a plane to Kenya already.

“Can I begin by saying I hope all colleagues had a happy Christmas. It probably feels quite along time ago now, but not for Reform of course because today is the day that they celebrate Christmas in Russia” Keir Starmer #PMQs

Been saying this for at least 10 years. Glad it’s finding its way into Anglosaxonia.

Nah, he's fine. 😬🤦‍♂️

If you follow this argument through to its logical conclusion there should be a UK Government channel on pornhub.

Some players have a new coach at the start the new season. Some players have a new clothing sponsor (Ostapenko). Some have a new flag behind their name (Potapova). Some have a new nose (Yastremska).

Given everything happening right now, I updated this article with options for weather apps, web forms, and translation services — along with some tweaks to existing categories. I hope it helps your transition off US tech!

Has moving out of Serbia opened his eyes? Doubt it but wait and see.

Stan taking up the coaching role with BB.

Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.

"We'll be selling oil in larger doses." Spoken like a real drugs dealer.

The Nobel Peace Prize for Maria Corina Machado was only slightly less bad than the FIFA Peace Prize for Trump.

Amazing that little Marco can talk so well with a dick in his mouth. Must have had quite the exercise.

Game show host followed by weekend talk show host. Embarrassing country.

The guy is 100% senile.

Hasn’t been this funny to watch Americans wake up since my exit from the other place.

One more reason to not elect anyone this old. He knows he'll be too old to spend one day in prison for committing war crimes.

"Kidnap a Venezuelan" is the common thread running through this criminal administration.

Looks like Caracas.

He bought it to ruin it and he’s succeeding. Why else would the Saudis who financed it agree with this?