Metamorph (2024) (Annihilation) Thought I posted this one ages ago but I didn't see them in the backlog 🐻🗯️

Apparently my parents watched the Bad Bunny halftime show on mute at Olive Garden, but they "loved the visual part though!!" and will look up his songs when they get home 😂😭

the bushes were people 😂

It did disappear but you can get your pronouns here now: bsky.app/profile/pron...

Puerto Rico won the Super Bowl. Congrats PR!

I'm so proud of my tostones. They taste just like the hundreds I ate in San Juan last month. I wanna go baaaaaaack, but at least now I can eat these whenever I want! Next up: learn to make mofongo con pollo criollo 😍

No it was himself at 5. It was a story about his life in PR, his parents marriage, Ricky Martin being an influence. Dreaming of a Grammy at a young age.

When he gave the Grammy to that young boy who made everyone think of Liam…even if that wasn’t actually Liam, it was just the perfect way of cutting through all the bullshit. Every kid impacted by this administration’s cruelty is another Liam.

Bad Bunny, thank you for representing the America that I love. ❤️

HOT DAMN THESE ARE GOOD 😋

So far so good! I got the plantains peeled, cut, fried once, + dipped in the lime juice mixture. Waiting until closer to the halftime show to fry for the second time. Gonna make the traditional ketchup mayo dip now! (Obviously not watching the football, these teams are just opening for Bad Bunny 😂)

What do you want to do for your birthday?

Decided I'm gonna attempt to make tostones tomorrow for the halftime show 👀😋

Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover if you'd like

I think Matty Matheson would appreciate this photo of my cat raising up her butt because she loves watching him make a hamburger lol Also I love that the subtitles said [Michelle laughing] when I was laughing 😂

part of what is happening in minnesota is that this idea is breaking because of the level of urgency created by the surge

the status quo is supported by people with resources believing that the only responsible way to help the “less fortunate” is to give to the appropriate organization that redistributes it to the worthy. our system was built to fail the people in the moment we are in—to protect systems of oppression.

Had a nice day yesterday celebrating my birthday! (It's actually today though.) Got my hair cut by my friend Joey, then went out to dinner with my wife and our friend Sally! We got arepas at Hola Arepa - SO GOOD. I wanted to support them after everything that happened there in early December.

Lucy Liu is both the best and hottest Watson, I will not be taking questions

Rewatching "Elementary", absolutely the best Sherlock Holmes screen adaptation of the 21st century

I talked to my friend / hair stylist at my appointment today, and she was just telling me all about her wedding plans with her partner. It was so lovely to hear about 2-spirit, trans, nonbinary, Native JOY. Those two are *thriving* in spite of everything, and I'm just so happy now 🥹

On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was

Never talk to me or my wet son again

I'm just so proud of everyone for donating. The cash need was met last night by others, so your $540 was sent to a family with a need of $800 today. That's a huge chunk of their goal!! But if you wanted to keep this going and help them get to $800.... You can still Venmo me at michelle_ilia 👀

CAT VIDEO!!!!!!! You've earned 60 seconds of asmr purring from my honeybunny, my princess, my love... Flora Bea! Alt text: A small little one-eyed black kitty purring up a storm for 60 seconds. She is on the couch next to me. I'm petting her and she's all wiggly and head-butting my hand.

Thanks to an extremely generous donation of $175 from William, WE HAVE REACHED OUR GOAL! ❤️ Actually as I type this, another $40 came in, so we're now at $540/$500!!!! You have earned three more cat photos aaaaaaaaand a cat video (in the next post). Thank you so much from the bottom of my heart. 🥹

Woke up to a $50 donation, so we're at $325/$500 now!! We're in the home stretch! You've earned a cat photo! ❤️

We're sitting at $275/$500 right now! I started fundraising too late in the day, so I'm gonna call it a night. But tomorrow, we *will* reach this goal. I would love to wake up in the morning to a few more donations! Night owls, this is your time to shine!

$250 / $500! Halfway! 🎉 I know I started fundraising kinda late in the day, but I appreciate every single one of you! Can we keep this going and meet our goal tonight?? As a reminder, I am sharing a cat photo for every $50 donated, and when we reach the goal, I will be sharing a cat *video* 👀

Aaaaand we made it to $250 / $500! We're halfway there!!! Thanks to a $20 donation from Ryn, I am now releasing THE. CUTEST. cat photo. ❤️❤️❤️ Btw I'm gonna release a cat *video* when we make it to $500 👀

We made it to $230 / $500!!! Here's another cat photo. Btw when we hit $250, I will release THE. CUTEST. cat photo. Donate $20 and you could be the person responsible for giving everybody joy (in more ways than one) ❤️

I'm working with @ziibiing.com today to raise rent funds! The money we raise today will be distributed as cash to families who can't join Venmo and need help TODAY. **This is an urgent need.** Goal: $500 Venmo: michelle_ilia My birthday is on Saturday, so consider this an early gift to me!! ❤️

Donations seem to have stalled a bit. I know we're all struggling... even just $2 would make a huge difference for these families. Having stable housing is SO important when you can't safely leave your home. Also, I plan to release a cat VIDEO when we hit $500 soooo you don't want to miss that.

Woo hoo! We're at $150 / $500!!! Time for another cat photo! Forrest says "It's me. Hi. I'm the problem, it's me. (A problem for ICE that is.)"

We're at $100 / $500!!!!! One fifth of the way there in just half an hour! As promised, I will be sharing a cat photo for every $50 we raise tonight! Flora approves this message.

$50 / $500 raised!!! For every $50, I will give you a cat photo. Forrest is keeping an eye on our neighborhood and says "let's get to $100!"

I'm working with @ziibiing.com today to raise rent funds! The money we raise today will be distributed as cash to families who can't join Venmo and need help TODAY. **This is an urgent need.** Goal: $500 Venmo: michelle_ilia My birthday is on Saturday, so consider this an early gift to me!! ❤️

you message me, asiniiwiikwe.72 on signal, i give you one family and their rent need, you have people venmo you, you venmo the family in one transaction once you hit the target, and send me a screenshot on signal and then i mark it on my list and give you a little digital kiss on the forehead

Art is resistance, too. 💜 An essay.

tomorrow i would really like to challenge a few folks with larger followings than me to adopt a rent and raise it in one day. my little group chat and my followers have paid like 70 families rents in the past four days. i believe that some of y’all could help us keep one family housed.

Those makeshift checkpoints weren't blocking traffic. They even had signs that said "no honking." They were about as intrusive as roundabouts, which you seem to love so much. Also, maybe stop putting up anti-homeless architecture everywhere. Keep the streets open for them. Get ratioed, you fucks.

holy fucking shit

67% of the homicides in Minneapolis and 50% of the homicides in all of Minnesota this year have been committed by federal agents. Read that again.

I'm watching Just a Dash and MATTY MATHESON AND I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY HELL YESSSSSSS

Introduce yourself with: One book 📚 — The Left Hand of Darkness One movie 🎥 — You've Got Mail One album 💿 — Retrospective ~ Indigo Girls One TV show 📺 — Stargate SG-1

Realizing a lot of my favorite movies are Dad Movies. 🤷‍♀️🤔

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

Groundhog Day Meaning xkcd.com/3202/