Hate that his music is so shitty and he doesn't seem to have any personal style, because everything I've seen about Benson Boone lately makes me think that he actually might be a decent dude. Ew. The local kids going crazy this week when he rode with em in the bike bus was so cute and I must cred.

Me & Matty if I ever met that big ole man

Axl Rose being pro Palestine is crazy surprising to me. I guess I'm no longer his biggest hater. Downgrade me to #3.

My fav dive never disappoints

Trying to capture the moon about to sneak through the trees and got spooked by the face in the branches. I've been watching too many scary movies tonight

Everyone made such a big deal about Daniel Day Lewis coming out of acting retirement, like we all HAVE to see his movie because it must be THAT good to bring him back. His fuckin 20-something son directed it... Of course this is all to make sure a nepo can start from the top wrung on the ladder!!

I successfully convinced my coworker who has never gone to jury duty to go without trying to get out. She's going Friday. She probably won't even get called but I feel like I served myself 🫡

Whenever someone says thank you for your patience and I'm not being patient

Just chillin w this baldy this mornin

I'm going to complain about this for a week but I'm still so fuckin pissed that turnstile is playing at edgefield. Why can't they play somewhere where I can jump around and not have to worry about mud or the worst drive home in the world?

Squirrel update: jus being a cutie

Got double jabbed today, let's see if it does anything to me 👀

Bruh why did I always think the lyric in How Soon is Now was "I'm the sun and the air" not the son and the heir! Duh but also not as poetic lol

Love dressing in my grandma best at work (colored tights, long floral baggy dress, long sweater cardigan thing to wrap around myself in the cold office) bc I work with so many ladies of a certain age, and they hype me up as if it's the pinnacle of fashion. My gurls!

I have always sworn off concerts at Edgefield since I moved here, but I sooo desperately want to see Amyl & Turnstile there in a couple weeks. Idk if it's worth it since I'm so short and it's on uneven terrain buuuuutttt....

Oregon pumpkin patches always fool me when I come too early. You think it would be easy to find the hidden gems until you realize everything is still alive and well so you gotta fight for it and get all scritched up!!

They're playing the moldy peaches at the pumpkin patch and I'm weirdly emotional for that time in my life all of the sudden

I love being a "morning person" in a sleepy city because it actually means waking up early, doing nothing for a few hours without guilt, then starting my day when the rest of this city is waking up.

Squirrel update: gave him a heart attack 💔

Did all my good deeds for the day (free cat sitting, bachelorette prep, returning someone's stolen goods) which means tomorrow I get to be completely nonverbal and do fun fall things by myself hehe can't waaaaait

Does anyone have LinkedIn premium and can msg a Dr. for me so I can return their ID (+ Costco card, insurance card, membership to the library of Congress etc) that I found in the street? Apparently you can't msg non-connections unless you pay and I called her job but she doesn't work there anymore 😪

Holy shit, the yogurt shop murders got solved? Never ever thought that would happen

Is Julian okay

Sonic youth reunion?? Don't even PLAY w me

I've been under the weather for most of September (2 different instances) but I finally feel like things are finally looking up - and just in time bc I have a bachelorette next weekend and the wedding the next one. I gotta have energy on energy, like you've never seen from me 🫣

I wish the stomach could be removed like a kidney or uterus & not affect your daily life thaaaat much. Honestly I'm so nauseous so often, the impact would probably be more manageable than constantly needing to throw up but what do I know

Finished Mark Ronson's book so I put on the Business Intl since I was soooo obsessed in high school. Sad to admit it barely holds up 🫣 so whyyy was I so obsessed with this album? Then I remembered Jeff Kite in the video Warren Fu did for the first single and it all clicked lmao. Still luv u mark!

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

Something came over me last night and I started rewatching South of Nowhere. Didn't realize they made a 3rd season after I moved from Alaska to Texas! Pls tell me it ends w my gurls getting married (and don't tell me if it doesn't!!!!)

Should be going to see the history of sound but this double feature for $10 total???????? Do I fuckin dare???

Am I crazy or does EVERYONE IN THE WORLD have probs replying to texts in a normal amount of time? I don't need immediate responses but is the mental health crisis that bad that even thinking for 20 seconds and typing a few words is that fucking hard? Sorry if it makes me a bitch but grow up??????

Going to see the baby elephant today, wish me luck bc it's a beautiful sunny day and every family in Portland is gonna be there

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Buckingham Nicks? I’m too busy Suckingtham Tits

Kj Apa going the Djo alter ego route and I'm not mad about it tbh open.spotify.com/track/4zT0nZ...

I'm a Single Trip Sally and I'm here to brag

Trying not to vent on here about the world bc what good does that do (also bc I need ONE place on the Internet that's not full of dread), but God DAMN is it impossible to even do that. I am so fucking afraid for what things are going to look like in the next year, and especially over the next 3.

From Feb 4th 1939

Only a couple chapters into Mark Ronson's book and I'm actually getting chills from these stories. Nothing revolutionary really happens but it's a nice reminder that people have been able to live these incredible lives in our lifetime, and it's not just something you hear about from 90 year olds 🤭

Just realized I have a bachelorette & wedding coming up and I'm gonna have a giant bandaid on my face bc of my biopsy yesterday lmao. Wish I could throw a pimple patch on there bc at least those are kinda accepted in public now, but I might have to get creative 😅

Omg someone give me their dropout password so I can watch that Bob the Drag Queen episode. Saw a little clip and I'm obsessed with the concept with crowdwork & audience t-shirts. Is that a normal thing they always do? Loves it.

Got a couple shots in my cheek so my derm could shave off a spot I've been begging to go for years. He joked that they're the same needles one would use for cosmetic injectables so if I was looking to test my pain threshold, nows my chance. I laughed at the time, but now it kinda makes me sad lol.

Tag urself I'm the worm

Finally a rainy day!!!! So tempted to put my Halloween decor up and my air conditioner back in the closet 😈

Going to see Twinless tonight solely bc it was filmed here. I know nothing else about it 💁‍♀️

Cannot believe I missed a free Chevy Metal tribute show for Taylor in Vancouver last night. They brought Sebastian Bach up and everything. I fucking love that dude, and I have never had any shame about it. I'm so sad 😭

My fav time of year coincides w the squirrel's fav time of year bc they eat all the seed pods that grow outside my windows before the leaves turn & fall. I think my guy is in a food coma.

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I hope one day someone is as obsessed w me as Djo clearly was w Maika before she left him for Ari's ex husband a few years ago. Bro is still so hurt!!!! Poor buddy 😪

Omg did Shaun White cheat and lose out on Mia Jones???