I finally bought grillo's pickle de gallo and I'm in dangerous territory. High seas. Thin ice. I'll never get over this. My sodium levels are about to skyrocket.

So worried for the new house of the dragon season only bc that means Emma D'Arcy is gonna do a bunch of promo looking like a snack and a half, and I'm just gonna have to...like...consume it as if I'm a rabid dog I guess??

Love that Timmy is in San Antonio for the games but also that's he's so clearly staying faarrr outside of SA when he's not at the frost bank center lmao

My upstairs neighbors texted me to thank me for putting out the trash cans when it's not my job in this house, and I'm realizing that validation and words of affirmation are my love language because that sent me more than anything on any dating app in 2 years has (Is that proper grammar? Who know!)

Finished my book and now I feel empty inside, how do people do this to themselves all the time? 😅 I'm on pace for a book a month tho. Such a small accomplishment but I'm proud of myself bc I've gone years without finishing one before. Hell ye

Okay, Violet!!! This album kinda slaps lol open.spotify.com/track/67Mrse...

If I was still 14 and too online I'd be putting my face on hers. Love you em, but it's my turn

I cannot WAIT for the Odyssey when can I start talking about it??? (None of my praise or excitement is extended to my enemy Matt Damon and I will not take any questions or commentary, thank you)

Euphoria s3 was so bad but I did indeed watch it all and I gotta say, Colman Domingo was such a highlight of the finale tho. Made no sense to end it how they did but I'll sit through anything for that man.

Catching up on drag race and found myself absolutely shook when I learned that gina gershon is 63!? She doesn't even look 36!!!!! Stun!

This is huge for me

I did this and I'm proud

Spencer Pratt is a great lesson in what happens when you give a mediocre white boy any sense of attention rather than laughing at him and rolling your eyes as God intended.

Dude a deer ran out in front of me going 60 plus miles an hour on the fucking freeway. She STOPPED in my lane and luckily there was nobody directly behind me when I broke & honked. Missed her by inches. I need a DRIIINK lol fuck

Selling this big bitch today because she's not happy in my lil dungeon. End of an era for real

Do you ever put on Little Joy at work to enjoy a happy little vibe but then end up getting emo as hell?

I finally broke out the spider spray, didn't wanna have to do it but I do kinda live in a half basement so I guess it is just the circle of life down here

Tag yourself, I’m DIE

I forget I can sit inside but still enjoy the vibes

At Holman's reading and the people next to me are debating getting fernet before going to the airport for their flight at 1:40. It's 12:56!!!!! The airport is 20 mins away!!! I wish I could be that type of ballsy but I also absolutely do not 😧

Mls got the fancy vman magazine forever ago and mailed me the postcard that came with since I couldn't find the mag in stores. Brought him to work with me today as my bookmark but he too distracting, I can't work like this

Omg do my strokes people remember the narwhal shit with rich priest? Memories unlocked. He was definitely making fun of me and not leaning in lol

On Tuesday, my coworker and I were lamenting about all the deep potholes that keep getting worse near our office. She complained that the city should have fixed em by now but when I asked if she reported them she said no. So I reported em as we were talking and guess what was fixed yesterday?? 💃

Looking online to see if Spotify is being shitty for anyone else and this pic sent me lmaooo

God my end of year music recap is gonna be so embarrassing w how much Peter Peter I keep on rotation. The heated rivalry score is just so gooooood tho.

The women's soccer team has a singles mixer on the beer patio this week, where you get a ticket + a drink for $30. So tempted but Portland is so shy & clicky - I bet people will go with a friend or a partner, take advantage of the discounted ticket bundle, and not talk to anyone else 🥲

I've been in bed or on my couch for 3 days straight, I am going to motivate myself back to health with some pasta today. I deserve it!!!!

All I had to look forward to today was my little drag race moment and that episode was sooooo booty. These are the best of the best? I haven't even made it to the runway but I'm sorry but this whole first group should be cut lol

Oh?? Were those weird quips from Jules on the lonely island pod (moooonths ago) rooted in something? pitchfork.com/news/nick-va...

Someone please drain the mucus from my lungs so I can sleep without feeling like there's an electric current running through my chest

Do NOT use a chemical exfoliant on your face after blowing your nose for 2 days straight. I've never felt pain like this before 🥲

Oh my goooodddddd. That's baiting variety.com/2026/film/gl...

Also she got with Neil directly after being with Rami Jaffee for years, which was even wilder to me.

Feeling weird and yearny and lonely for the first time in years. Why is my cold dead heart thawing for no reason/nobody in particular!?

Okay who you trying to get drafted by? Kinda feeling group A tbh

I used to be a regular at a bar by my office, but I haven't gone since the cook dm'd me on Instagram and was kind of creepy. Saw the owner out and about today, he stood next to me, did a double take, and then asked "...Taylor??" I fear I'm both flattered and ashamed after all this time lmao

It's gorgeous out but I wanted to stay in and have a slow morning since my Austin trip used up all my energy and dopamine. I was lamenting that I didn't have my usual lazy girl excuse (Saturday morning drag race obligations), until I realized All Stars came out last night! I could literally cry lmao

The only reason people are telling you to scoot over and make room for AI is because billionaires want to become trillionaires, and they think it’s easier to pay people to say its ethical and amazing than to pay their fucking employees

Stop letting Connor Storrie cut his hair!!!

I totally get why people break up if one refuses to get TSA precheck while the other one has it. Ready to ghost my bestie because I can't stand here any longer waiting on her!!! (Flight doesn't board for over an hour I'm just evil and anxious)

Why is the met so BORING this year!!!?

Soooooooooo this was so fucked up because I'm in love with her how dare she do this to me

Guy running on the waterfront with a stroller playing What I've Been Looking For from high school musical? An icon. We stan

This bar is playing Mother Lover on Rainey, I'm losing it.

Good vibes only today, no negative thoughts. I will make it to Austin on time and have no problem getting into the hotel etc etc good vibes

I'm so anxious for my flight in like 36 hours that it's ruining my work day. How am I gonna survive tomorrow??? I fucking hate flying I gotta stop doing this lol

I don't know why people put so much stock in who Harry Styles is dating (or engaged to 👀) because he's like......never made good choices lmao. Zoe is honestly cool as hell, but that's a problem compared to tswift or Kenny Jenner? C'mon. We know why y'all are being weirdly parasocial and it's gross!

I thought Teslas did all the work for the driver via computers and automation and shit, why can none of them ever parallel park???

Hate to be a boomer I never hear young people talk about things they enjoy, it's always "I've heard the Internet is turning on them" "oh yeah I'm so sick of seeing her" "that movie was so bad I turned it off 15 minutes in and went on (insert social media platform) to see if anyone else hated it too"

Every time I see Mikey Shoes in person I realize I'm not quite fully gay.