Yo let me spare you the trouble. Don’t try and use chickpea pasta. Shit crumbles if you boil even 1 second too long

It’s the pretty boys versus the petty boys

JAZZ! YANKS!

Ustedes no se puede comparar con nosotros. Sería un falta de respeto

What the fuck?

My mom’s the only person in America who doesn’t like Redzone. “I was following the one game and now I’m confused!”😂

Aight I do have regrets in life. I regret not copping entradas to this Bad Bunny show while he was in PR

Got moms set up with the Bad Bunny livestream. That’s my good son deed for the day

I LOVE MY G-MEN!

Reflected a little on my most recent visit to the patria. Peep the words arranged into cohesive thoughts here: ckcwrites.substack.com/p/on-finding...

I love Edmundo Sosa

NEW www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

This, combined with the ICE Director saying they can just tell whom to detain off of looks, tells you everything you need to know about this country’s current approach to Latine people

What Were Federal Agents Doing at a Puerto Rican Museum in Chicago? The museum described the surprise visit as a “targeted” attempt to intimidate staff and patrons ahead of a lineup of Latine cultural celebrations. hyperallergic.com/1027159/what...

4 de Julio Fourth of July ando con mi prima borracha rulay

Que se supone? Que cojamo vacaciones? Nosotros vivimos de vacaciones

Beyond thrilled to share a new piece of fiction that I’ve published with Coachella Review. Their team put a lot of care into this, and I’m pumped on the final product. This story is about playa, party…and wrestling with where you’re from. Peep it here: thecoachellareview.com/2025/06/06/n...

Sigue subiendo el precio de lo que yo valgo

Rewatching Brunson’s game winning 3 vs the Pistons just to remind myself of joy when thinking of the Knicks

Nothing like deadlifting to Caribbean classics Rupee’s “Tempted to Touch”

Nadie puede quitar lo que es tuyo

Inspired by Ryan Castro to return to my roots and get a Caesar cut

NYT: “The episode was recorded by someone who was sitting in Mr. Nadler’s office. In the video, an officer with the Federal Protective Service, part of the Department of Homeland Security, is shown demanding access to a private area inside the office.” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2025/05/31/n...

Imagínate now we’re gonna have to tell our own moms “cuídate que no sabe quién te buscando en la calle” like this is absurd

He got a REAL ID, is a citizen and was arrested and told his real id was fake. ICE is a disgrace.

More code for “we’re just inventing ways to be able to legally body Latinos”: www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/...

Parents were telling me about a sculpture at Tocumen…dique the sculptor’s name is Alan Ulises Cedeño. I’ve never heard a more Panamanian name in my life

Trying to tie together Taoism and LL Cool J in a new Substack post. Peep it here: ckcwrites.substack.com/p/tapping-in...

LFG KNICKS!!!!!

Building a career in Philadelphia didn’t mark my transition to life down here. Saving my Wawa Rewards card to my Apple Wallet did

LET’S GO KNICKS!

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Lo que te dijeron de mi…es cierto

LFG KNICKS!

Now he’s onto a reggaeton version of “Unwritten”

This DJ just mixed Vybez Kartel with Timbaland. Genius

Used to pay $6 for a hero upstate and now it’s $6 for a coffee. Back in my day…I tell you what…

Nah they gotta drop a video for Veldá

Assembled some thoughts in my head and then articulated those thoughts into words. Check it out here: ckcwrites.substack.com/p/write-no-j...

Chocolate chip cookies were invented in the 1930s. So for all those years…humans lived without them? How?

Submitting the same short story to dozens of literary magazines like the Seahawks handing the ball to Marshawn 30 times in a row

Coffee coffee Diet Mountain Dew water

Yo tech, let’s make somethin happen

ICE officers arrested 54-year-old Julio Noriega and moved him into a van before he could explain himself, he said. He spent several hours in an ICE processing center before officers checked his wallet and realized he is a U.S. citizen. By @vernalcoleman.bsky.social

My boy trains for trivia gameshows and has won before on The Chase. Today, he’s marathon training for Jeopardy and not stopping until he correctly answers 10,000 questions. Check out his stream here: twitch.tv/triviadragon also in support/advocacy of Black Girls Code

Which reading got that ill reggaeton/get lit playlist namsayin #AWP25 #PerreoYPublishing

That “Como Se Siente” remix with Bad Bunny and Jhayco never took off like it should have

“Mom, como se dice ‘underwater’ en español?” “Es la misma palabra, pues.”

Yooo what’s good vuestra merced?