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like brian jones, i was born to swim.
everyday i get questionsfrom people like "why are you sideways" I will kill Them all,
about 1 month ago
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They Might Be Giants
about 1 month ago
Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!
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Eris 🏳️⚧️
over 1 year ago
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Memes About fishing
2 months ago
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Fishing meme
2 months ago
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Mintii
2 months ago
thinking about a new genre called people music, like music people listen to? and it fuckign sucks and i hate it..,.
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Mintii
4 months ago
Starting to think I MIGHT not have eyeballs, not confirmed. Sorry to keep all the eyeball fans on the edge of their seats, I know this is a big moment for my career and I'll be sure to update when I get back from the bathroom mirror
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happy new year 2013
5 months ago
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dani fries
6 months ago
I hate lowballers in The Colonist tournaments! Ain't no way wheat is worth the same as rocks 😂
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IsThatDonHeath?
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new sitcom idea: take two heterosexual men and watch them not be. dire straights. on streaming now. nine seasons and a straight (ha) to dvd movie. also one of them is mark knopfler that's kind of important to the branding
6 months ago
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I Love Raphtalia🔞
6 months ago
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
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They Might Be Giants
6 months ago
Chattanooga.
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John Muller
6 months ago
MLS is moving to multiple divisions and a playoff format where if you lose against good teams you drop down and play bad teams. What if they combined these ideas? Top teams play against each other in one division, and the losers drop to a worse division next season — could be really innovative
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i’m kinda like a ghost except i’m not
7 months ago
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i like it when songs censor swears not by cutting them out. or replacing them, but by bleeping them. that’s so strange why would you do that
7 months ago
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too queer for my irl friends too straight for my online friends someone should make a secret third thing for old horses like me
7 months ago
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Lady Emily ☄️
7 months ago
:( one of my tumblr mutuals (won’t leak their name out of respect for their privacy but they used to be vice president) just passed away suddenly
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honestly more game franchises need to have absurd genre shifts like plants vs zombies did from TDS to over-the-shoulder 3D gritty team-based shooter. basically im asking for the ace attorney fighting game pleeeeease i wanna beat the shit outta eustace winner that bitch
7 months ago
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are children irl ocs
7 months ago
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t ip of the day: dont listen to your friends i f they ask you to build a quarry with them
7 months ago
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transplant? i did not know they could do that.
7 months ago
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this is. a bit. like if jesus just. descended down to me. i was not freaking out.
7 months ago
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i feel like if i have to go through the settings of a website or app or what have you more than once every two years then the website is doing something very wrong
7 months ago
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new show idea: what if we took the classic nuclear family. and made them yellow…
7 months ago
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queens of the bone age
7 months ago
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new law: you have to say “the subway is a WHAT?!” everytime that line comes in interpol’s NYC. you have to.
7 months ago
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Mintii
7 months ago
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puzzylpiece
8 months ago
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musicians social media handles are either. like. just their first or last name or “@theofficial[insertbandhere]bandaccountmusic”
8 months ago
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Admiral Selene Stardragon - Vtuber
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giwake
8 months ago
todays microgame
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heartbreaking: first ever two-person polycule recently split up
8 months ago
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“there’s nothing wrong with me” i say, after arguing how dracula would absolutely win the twerk-off but definitely not the fart-off
8 months ago
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i ve had so many closeted homosexuals inside me theyre calling me the united states government
8 months ago
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so long gay bowser, hello bisexual wario.
8 months ago
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call me sisyphus the way i grow out my hair, like how it looks, cut it, and hate how it looks because i’ve done that every single fucking time
8 months ago
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shit did someone remember to wake up billie joe armstrong
8 months ago
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before leaving the house, i always make sure to grab my: -phone -keys -wallet -headphones -water bottle -granola bar -computer -second pair of pants -a freezer -replacement fingers -third pair of pants -pronouns
8 months ago
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so, london was drowning, and get this, he lives by the river.
8 months ago
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pes 2009 on the wii is one of the games of all time. is it better than fifa 12 on the wii? only time will tell.
8 months ago
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Mintii
8 months ago
realfulzed
@awfulzed.bsky.social
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so many singers sound like they’re saying balls instead of bones which is great
8 months ago
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wearing my shirt that says ‘extreme gaming’ today.
8 months ago
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white people be like
8 months ago
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I am a robot. To prove that, here is my robot number: 7.
8 months ago
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