everyday i get questionsfrom people like "why are you sideways" I will kill Them all,

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

Memes About fishing

Fishing meme

thinking about a new genre called people music, like music people listen to? and it fuckign sucks and i hate it..,.

Starting to think I MIGHT not have eyeballs, not confirmed. Sorry to keep all the eyeball fans on the edge of their seats, I know this is a big moment for my career and I'll be sure to update when I get back from the bathroom mirror

happy new year 2013

I hate lowballers in The Colonist tournaments! Ain't no way wheat is worth the same as rocks 😂

new sitcom idea: take two heterosexual men and watch them not be. dire straights. on streaming now. nine seasons and a straight (ha) to dvd movie. also one of them is mark knopfler that's kind of important to the branding

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.

Chattanooga.

MLS is moving to multiple divisions and a playoff format where if you lose against good teams you drop down and play bad teams. What if they combined these ideas? Top teams play against each other in one division, and the losers drop to a worse division next season — could be really innovative

i’m kinda like a ghost except i’m not

i like it when songs censor swears not by cutting them out. or replacing them, but by bleeping them. that’s so strange why would you do that

too queer for my irl friends too straight for my online friends someone should make a secret third thing for old horses like me

:( one of my tumblr mutuals (won’t leak their name out of respect for their privacy but they used to be vice president) just passed away suddenly

honestly more game franchises need to have absurd genre shifts like plants vs zombies did from TDS to over-the-shoulder 3D gritty team-based shooter. basically im asking for the ace attorney fighting game pleeeeease i wanna beat the shit outta eustace winner that bitch

are children irl ocs

t ip of the day: dont listen to your friends i f they ask you to build a quarry with them

transplant? i did not know they could do that.

this is. a bit. like if jesus just. descended down to me. i was not freaking out.

i feel like if i have to go through the settings of a website or app or what have you more than once every two years then the website is doing something very wrong

new show idea: what if we took the classic nuclear family. and made them yellow…

queens of the bone age

new law: you have to say “the subway is a WHAT?!” everytime that line comes in interpol’s NYC. you have to.

what

musicians social media handles are either. like. just their first or last name or “@theofficial[insertbandhere]bandaccountmusic”

todays microgame

heartbreaking: first ever two-person polycule recently split up

“there’s nothing wrong with me” i say, after arguing how dracula would absolutely win the twerk-off but definitely not the fart-off

i ve had so many closeted homosexuals inside me theyre calling me the united states government

so long gay bowser, hello bisexual wario.

call me sisyphus the way i grow out my hair, like how it looks, cut it, and hate how it looks because i’ve done that every single fucking time

shit did someone remember to wake up billie joe armstrong

before leaving the house, i always make sure to grab my: -phone -keys -wallet -headphones -water bottle -granola bar -computer -second pair of pants -a freezer -replacement fingers -third pair of pants -pronouns

so, london was drowning, and get this, he lives by the river.

pes 2009 on the wii is one of the games of all time. is it better than fifa 12 on the wii? only time will tell.

realfulzed @awfulzed.bsky.social

so many singers sound like they’re saying balls instead of bones which is great

wearing my shirt that says ‘extreme gaming’ today.

white people be like

I am a robot. To prove that, here is my robot number: 7.