fuck it i’m bringing pog back

The dichotomy of it all..

miku

I don’t usually make this stuff public but i’m going on a date today after 5 yrs of being romantically inactive 😵‍💫 very excited! :P

Mario Kart 8 DLX track tier list, made with @powpowsmash.bsky.social and @celestio.bsky.social with tracks as closely ranked as we could get

she asked me if I was a sub or a dub, wtf anime gotta do with me??

with a name like Dick VanDyke they gotta take him outta this world pronto

I got that unorthodox rizz, that whimsical child-like wonder rizz

disassociating at the airport is fucking awesome

Either girly-pop or 80s-90s music take ur pick

Making a playlist for her -> She leaves True Combo

the cure to male loneliness is a good work out.. i get it now..

how you gonna be working in a walmart subway talkin bout you outta lettuce.. bitch GO GET IT!!

*me, mysteriously cloaked within the shadows* hmm.. curious….

The Fred Movie trilogy > Star wars prequel trilogy

i’m thinking about DMing my own D&D campaign and I’m coming up with characters, what do we think about a goblin named scrotus?

My first act as President will be to instate a $7.25 dollar bounty on every minimum wage workers head

“The Democrats fumbling the election made me realize how bad I fumbled you, you been on my mind lately” Do i send chat?

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

this has to be the worst timeline politics wise , stay safe out there friends

Reciprocated the rizz with the 10/10 and she was eyeing me the whole time but something about asking a girl for their number while i’m on the clock doesn’t sit right with me. fuck my stupid bake life, dud

he’s a ten but he has a little bug on his shoulder that gives him guidance thought life

hitting all of the trick-or-treaters with my car today! going for 50 this year! 🤗

why I never seen a fat dude with a fat bitmoji??

Florida trippp got to hang out with my online friends again! much needed

Smile 2 was somehow worse, I liked the first one tho but ehhh 2 was mid

how many followers do we think i’d lose if i posted like this on my twitter, chat? or do we think thats a good idea 🤔

I know that trans women are real women bc they don’t cum when I have sex with them either….. :(

yall better not just use this app for a week

oumpkig

The comment board at my work never fails to impress

nyansense.. yall not fw that one?

she let me hit because I told her she looks like how it smells after it rains we are not the same

bluesky.trend

typa shit i been on recently

what are we calling these? posts? bleets? clouds??

how hard would it be to set up the public execution of all minimum wage workers across the country??

no we’re not together but I kinda sort of have this fantasy about her in my head at all times so you could say we’re together yeah

she cream on my ice till i’m lactose intolerant, crumbs of the bread on the trail, i follow it

I can’t with relationships anymore, this girl has the audacity to accuse me of cheating becasue she can SMELL that i’ve been with a different girl.. nyansense..

bridget and roger! #guiltygear

my life one big roblox obby.. while u strugglin i already got the rainbow trail