This meal is dryer than Ben Shapiro's wife's Hoo Ha

Me when it happens

I need the reaper to get better aim. We're only asking for one thing and this muthafukka keeps doing drive-by's in the wrong hood.

Have to give my step dad credit for sticking to the bit. He's been told multiple times he is leaving tomorrow and he's still texting people to come rescue him.

I think Colbert and Kimmel deserve the right to do this

I'm learning how to Griddy as we speak

I want to be "An anonymous donor paid off the state's kid lunch debt rich"

I mean, if you see it you have to post it. I don’t make the rules

As if being married to me was not torture enough, my wife watched some clips of this town hall. Keep in mind, we’re both stoned, but she said she would not be surprised if it was found out that Erika Kirk was involved in her husbands demise

Gustafson good… Swayman, not so much

Whenever I hear “fought Zedeno Chara” I just assume the person they’re talking about is a complete moron

Whoever green lit these BJ’s commercials during the Bruins games should be punished severely

But I thought the refs were favoring the Patriots. Surely the Bills don’t ever get any calls, at least that’s what all the Bills fans tell me

It’s the guns…

I think what I’m going to miss the most when my step dad leaves Tuesday is when I hear him call someone in Florida asking for help and then he goes in his room and closes the door and I worry that the cops show up because he called 911

One SIL in the Army, the other in the Navy so I bet on both

This ‘Nova/Tarrelton game is pretty fun

Scrooged

Keeping my step father from driving me insane

The irony in my boomer step father, who sits around all day watching TV while someone feeds him and cleans for him telling my dog, who lays around all day sleeping while someone feeds him and cleans for him he “has the life” is not lost

I am 54 years old. Never in my life have I asked a woman this in any context

The best thing about how Brad has built this team is that a guy like Walsh can develop because he’s not needed to win now.

I’m a fan of the Bruins Stadium Sweaters but fuck if you think I’m spending that money. Give me a bright yellow Tee with the logo, I’m in

Man I tell ya’. I really like sports but the way some headline writers position stories it really makes me want to not give a fuck about them anymore

Yeah, I’m getting my bitch ass handed to me so….

Can he still wear the kilt?

Parker wins the internet today. Thanks everyone, there’s always tomorrow

My therapist has always told me to look at the bright side of things so I'll say this. The stress of dealing with my step dad has got my weight down to what it was when I met my wife 7 years ago

Lmao.. like when he said the IL state police weren’t going to assist Ice and they did anyway? Fucking more performative bullshit

So all of a sudden Beru having some fashion sense is a problem? The Force forbid a woman do something for herself on a desert planet

We have placed my step father in memory care.. he goes on Tuesday.

I’m smoking a bowl while reading this

Man do I love seeing a Black Queen drag Stephen Ain't Shit

Beer, whiskey, tequila - Fun Rum - Demon

Med rare

I went to bed at 9:30

The Irony in caring for a man who grew up in the age of making sure that everything that uses electricity being shut off as soon as you are done using it walking around my house leaving everything on is not lost on me

Republicans in Charge

Because they don't care.. You understand that most of the left are good with what the right is doing it's just they can't ask us for money if they side with them openly. Seems pretty obvious at this point, I am not sure how more people are recognizing it

As a white man I can confirm that none of these cracks asses would even speak this way in ear shot let alone two you unless they had 2/3 extra saltines with him

Another Bruins Ford Horse Shit Power Play

Requiem for a Dream. Event Horizon

What I like about this cabinet is they go after the hard hitting shit. Fonts, chin-ups at the airport, I know I sleep better at night

@sb67.bsky.social Wallflowers are paying at a small venue near me in May!

If I had 57 kids I’d want to get out of the house once in a while too www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

You have to be a SICK individual be this hurt over a football team with a racist name